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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

@lukebraunnfl.bsky.social You mentioned on the post game show comparing this year's Vikings to the 2016 Vikings- I found this chart comparing OFF and DEF epa/play among 4-0 teams back to 2016. 2026 Vikings are the worst epa/play offense by a lot.

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NFL 4th Down Bot @nfl4th.com · 29/09/2026

---> PHI (7) @ CHI (20) <--- CHI has 4th & 2 at the PHI 39, Q4 12:48 Recommendation : 🤷 Toss-up (+0.3 WP) Actual play: 🚨 PENALTY on PHI-M.Ojomo, Neutral Zone Infraction, 5 yards, enforced at PHI 39 - No Play.

A table of the underlying computations for the 4th down recommendation

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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Scott Hansen: Whoa, every game is close! We got action here folks! Check out all this fun football! 😃🏈 Chargers:

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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Am I really supposed to believe that Trevor Lawrence is actually better than he looks for like the 6th year in a row? He's tried to throw hoagies to the defense like 3 drives in a row now. He'll always be ok/good, but never great.

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James @tuocodem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Watching Aaron Rodgers’ Steelers vs Robert Kraft’s Patriots.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just gonna light this bag of dogshit on fire and walk away from the doorstep, but the people in media I hear saying AI has made them "more productive" appear to be producing less than ever, and worse things than ever. I wonder if they can even tell.

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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Has Carson Wentz ever considered getting rid of the ball instead of pump faking and stepping up into a dying pocket 4 times every play? I do not want to watch this guy take snaps for the Vikings anymore, P L E A S E get him off my team.

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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Uh... defense wanna show up for the 2nd half here boys? Doesn't look like you could stop a sentence with a period this drive.

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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So cool that we just never got a real center, so occasionally this will just torpedo a drive. Thanks front office!

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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Man, cmon dude, I literally was *just* about to day that Wentz was looking good this first drive, and then he throws a fucking tuna sandwich right to the LB. Thank goodness he dropped it.

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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i'll never be normal again after this sequence. look at the score/situation and remember the vikings have a backup QB in and then think about the defensive play calling here

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I paused the game at 20-9 to have dinner with my family, so apologies for my tardiness in saying this: Suck my balls, Green Bay

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Eric Thompson @ericjthompson81.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

May this meme never die. #Skol

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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

LMAO HE COULDN'T GET AWAY WITH 3 MEATBALL SUBS IN THE SAME GAME, HE FINALLY GOT PENALIZED FOR PLAYING LIKE SHIT TODAY. JORDAN LOVE IS THE BIGGEST FRAUD IN THE NFL, COOK THAT BUM.

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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is genuinely the dumbest game I have ever seen in my entire life.

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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

??? yes. do you think that one good throw means i shouldn't have criticized a bad throw

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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Wentz has thrown like 4 balls that were to wide open receivers, but the throw was so bad it was incomplete. WHY IS THIS GUY QB2 ON AN NFL ROSTER. WHY IS THIS ENTIRE TEAM SO STUPID ALL THE DAMN TIME?

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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Jordan Love threw a hot ham and cheese right to Isaiah Rogers and it was right off his fingertips man, it's so over.

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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

say it with me: "interim head coach brian flores"

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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i know they have to officially evaluate but he was fencing man

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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Had an entire offseason to look inward and fix things, and we still have 0 run game and a shitload of operational issues. I'm officially hopping on the "Fire KOC" train, this dude is not it. Helps that we didn't fire our garbage special teams coordinator, too!

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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

We are 10 minutes into the season and the Vikings are already down to 0 NFL QBs on the roster man, this season is so fucking cooked. Adios KOC, you're getting canned sooner than later.

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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Can the Vikings ever just be normal? Why does every failure have to be like, Kyler Murray heaving up an idiot ball into double coverage, and giving up a TD to literal poop from a butt? Can we ever just be bad in a normal way?

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Mookie Alexander @mookiealexander.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I never wavered from the belief that JJ McCarthy as a first-round pick was an absolute propaganda machine. We WILL put an end to QB-flation.

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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

there is one rosterable quarterback on the minnesota vikings roster

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DAPPER DON DHARSHI @dapperdondharshi.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Squirrel asks human for a drink of water.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

tbh i thought the way CA counted votes was dumb until I heard its "bad for betting markets" now I love it

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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Just tried this game for the first time yesterday (I am not on social media much and slow to see trends, sorry), closest I've come to 17-0 so far. I really thought I had it with this one!

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 07/05/2026

the 25% of republican men who think the actively decaying 80 year old president would beat them in a fight are, and i do not say this word lightly, the most cucked men in human history

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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Say what you will about Jaden McDaniels, but the man speaks the truth. Denver's defense is SO BAD, especially against the drives in the lane.

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Emily Leiker @emleiker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

The Vikings' 2026 NFL Draft picks: No. 18 DT Caleb Banks No. 51 LB Jake Golday No. 82 DT Domonique Orange No. 97 OT Caleb Tiernan No. 98 S Jakobe Thomas No. 159 FB Max Bredeson No. 163 CB Chuck Demmings No. 198 RB Demond Claiborne No. 235 C Gavin Gerhardt Now on to UDFAs.

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patrick6669.bsky.social @patrick6669.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Primary is for the heart. General is for the head.

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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

DOJ demanded voter files from all 50 states. DOJ sued 31 states for refusing their demand. My law firm intervened to protect voters in those cases. DOJ is now 0-5. My firm is 5-0. Lesson: When we fight we win.

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

To all who celebrate

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Martin Lucha Artist @martinjdk.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I suspect that Mike Johnson cannot actually read

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 01/04/2026

Let he who has never zoned out during a zoom call then panic bullshitted a fake answer when someone asked you a question cast the first stone

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Mark Snyder @snyde043.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

“Naz Reid has been fined $50K for telling the truth about NBA officiating.” Fixed it for you.

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TheCatMan @bigbrohem.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

The grift will not stop til he and the entire bloody lot of grifters are extracted, then banned from ever holding a governmental position again. This once great nation has never witnessed an entire admin with such brazen corruption & utter incompetence. They all must be held to account.

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Kronecker Delta @kroneckerdelta.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

It's so funny. "The USPS losses money" So does the federal highway commission. But we all understand that if we didn't invest money in this you couldn't drive anywhere. But for some reason we've let shithead delivery companies convince you otherwise.

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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

So uh... the Vikings have now traded Philips, and cut Allen + Hargrave within a calendar year. Outside of Redmond, who the hell is playing defensive tackle for this team? The run defense was already bad man, why did we need to do this?

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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Can we please not trade away good players, Vikings? There are so many other ways to solve cap issues, do NOT do this man.

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Adam Higgitt @ahiggitt.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

This is going to be hard for some people to accept, but I think the US government is lying to us about the state of negotiations between itself and Iran.

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Sophie Fullerton @sophiefullerton.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Do not let pro-Putin voices exploit current events to launder their own agenda. You can be against American intervention without dismissing years of documented war crimes committed by the Russian state. (1)

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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

There's an NFL team out there whose scouts watched Ty Simpson "play" football this year, and that team is still gonna blow a first round pick on him despite this 😭 This dude is 100% gonna bust in the NFL, I do not understand what people see in him.

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ACLU @aclu.org · 18/02/2026

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 14/02/2026

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

The President of the United States raped underage women. Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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