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Sam Darnold Yearner

@vikingsmathfan.bsky.social
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Vikings | (SF) Giants | Wolves Mostly here to talk about sports, occasionally about math and other niche interests

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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@lukebraunnfl.bsky.social You mentioned on the post game show comparing this year's Vikings to the 2016 Vikings- I found this chart comparing OFF and DEF epa/play among 4-0 teams back to 2016. 2026 Vikings are the worst epa/play offense by a lot.
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Extremely understandable, I am also very tired of the JJ discourse. Unfortunately, I think if he stayed people would complain that he wasn't starting anytime Kyler threw an incomplete, and now those people will use every bad play as a reason to complain about the trade. *sigh*
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Luke also mentioned on Locked On Vikings this morning (great show, Luke!) that the Vikings kept Addison and Jennings as WR2 and WR3 in the plays called and just had Felton directly replace Jefferson, so Felton was running the Justin Jefferson routes all game.
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NFL 4th Down Bot @nfl4th.com · 29/09/2026
---> PHI (7) @ CHI (20) <--- CHI has 4th & 2 at the PHI 39, Q4 12:48 Recommendation : 🤷 Toss-up (+0.3 WP) Actual play: 🚨 PENALTY on PHI-M.Ojomo, Neutral Zone Infraction, 5 yards, enforced at PHI 39 - No Play.
A table of the underlying computations for the 4th down recommendation
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hurts threw a meatball sub right to the LB on that one.
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Andrew Krammer @andrewkrammer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LMAO HURTS WTF WAS THAT THROW
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, if they just traded him for a pick, then they probably think his level of play is so bad that him knowing the playbook isn't better than like, signing Nick Mullens off the Jags practice squad, and so getting any value out of JJ is worth it.
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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Scott Hansen: Whoa, every game is close! We got action here folks! Check out all this fun football! 😃🏈 Chargers:
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Am I really supposed to believe that Trevor Lawrence is actually better than he looks for like the 6th year in a row? He's tried to throw hoagies to the defense like 3 drives in a row now. He'll always be ok/good, but never great.
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James @tuocodem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching Aaron Rodgers’ Steelers vs Robert Kraft’s Patriots.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just gonna light this bag of dogshit on fire and walk away from the doorstep, but the people in media I hear saying AI has made them "more productive" appear to be producing less than ever, and worse things than ever. I wonder if they can even tell.
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Has Carson Wentz ever considered getting rid of the ball instead of pump faking and stepping up into a dying pocket 4 times every play? I do not want to watch this guy take snaps for the Vikings anymore, P L E A S E get him off my team.
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Uh... defense wanna show up for the 2nd half here boys? Doesn't look like you could stop a sentence with a period this drive.
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember when people said this guy was good last week and should start over Murray? Lol, lmao.
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can't wait to watch this all season, definitely won't be frustrating or annoying when the Vikings had the whole offseason to find one (1) guy who can snap a football.
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Move him to DL next, he must play every position on the offensive and defensive line.
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So cool that we just never got a real center, so occasionally this will just torpedo a drive. Thanks front office!
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The pass was directly to the defender, he was having such a good drive. Thank goodness Bush dropped it.
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Man, cmon dude, I literally was *just* about to day that Wentz was looking good this first drive, and then he throws a fucking tuna sandwich right to the LB. Thank goodness he dropped it.
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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i'll never be normal again after this sequence. look at the score/situation and remember the vikings have a backup QB in and then think about the defensive play calling here
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He threw like 4 interceptable balls today and kept skipping passes in the dirt. Yards pop out at people on the stat sheet, but Love genuinely was not that good today.
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yes we do- it's not our fault your garbage can players on defense can't stop committing penalties. Employ better players or coach them up better next time 🤷‍♂️
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I paused the game at 20-9 to have dinner with my family, so apologies for my tardiness in saying this: Suck my balls, Green Bay
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Model knows that Love and the rest of GB is fraudulent, which is why it didn't give the Packers too high of a % there.
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Eric Thompson @ericjthompson81.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
May this meme never die. #Skol
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dallas Turner masterclass successfully utilized?
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
True, that game was also really dumb- thanks for reminding me of it, I will be watching 2014 Vikings Ravens highlights later tonight 😂 This is one of the dumbest ones in a while for sure either way!
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is the most fraudulent and ridiculous game I have ever seen, and I am so happy it happened against the Packers so that I can be a bad-faith actor towards Packers fans for like months on end now.
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Luke, where does this rank on the list of "dumbest games in Vikings history?" I am struggling to think of a dumber game in recent memory- you're up by 17 when the only NFL-caliber QB on your team got injured in the first quarter.
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
LMAO HE COULDN'T GET AWAY WITH 3 MEATBALL SUBS IN THE SAME GAME, HE FINALLY GOT PENALIZED FOR PLAYING LIKE SHIT TODAY. JORDAN LOVE IS THE BIGGEST FRAUD IN THE NFL, COOK THAT BUM.
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is genuinely the dumbest game I have ever seen in my entire life.
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wentz was trying so hard to piss away that drive and the Packers just refused to be normal for like 3 seconds man, what the hell is this game 😭
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wentz is actively trying to stall this drive and Green Bay keeps committing ridiculous penalties to let him drive down the field, Wentz deserved credit for like 5 yards that entire drive and still threw a TD. Incredible work.
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
??? yes. do you think that one good throw means i shouldn't have criticized a bad throw
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Like, this transcends different coaching staffs and front offices, this team is just permanently idiotic about everything. W H Y
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He's missed like 3 wide open dudes in like a quarter and a half, genuinely how is this a QB2 in the NFL? Ehy are the Vikings so insurmountably stupid about everything all the time?
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That's like the 3rd throw he's missed to a wide open guy, WHY IS HE QB2 ON AN NFL ROSTER? WHY IS THIS TEAM SO FREAKING STUPID?
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wentz has thrown like 4 balls that were to wide open receivers, but the throw was so bad it was incomplete. WHY IS THIS GUY QB2 ON AN NFL ROSTER. WHY IS THIS ENTIRE TEAM SO STUPID ALL THE DAMN TIME?
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Right, cool, so you're clearly an unserious person or you're not watching the game at all. In either case, I'm not wasting my time on you. Have a good day!
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No, I am not going to believe that Brian Flores wanted and intended for Theo Jackson to single-handedly ruin the defense. Not buying it, sorry. You can buy it if you want, but you're not convincing me.
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why does this team insist on running back things that are bad so much? Theo was garbage last year. Brandel was a bad center last year. The run game KOC installed was bad last year. Change something, you bums!
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jordan Love threw a hot ham and cheese right to Isaiah Rogers and it was right off his fingertips man, it's so over.
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We will never be able to answer the question "is Jordan Love good?", it will be a mystery forever.
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If the front office got a more serious player than Theo Jackson, known dogshitter from last year, the Packers have 6 points. Flores ain't the problem here, KOC and his dogshit rancid offense is.
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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
say it with me: "interim head coach brian flores"
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not blaming KOC for JJ. I am blaming him for the fact that KOC still cannot get his offense to stop committing stupid operational errors, and still cannot get a run game going at all, and keeps making the same mistakes over and over and over again. He is a bad coach independent of JJ McStinky.
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wentz literally can only do checkdowns now, he's at best an emergency QB3, or ideally not on your NFL roster at all, imo. Keeping him as the primary backup *on purpose* should be a fireable offense. He is so bad.
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Sam Darnold Yearner @vikingsmathfan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Completely agree. KOC should be fired at halftime, and I'm only like partially joking. This is ridiculous and pathetic.
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