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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf

@vigothecarpathian.bsky.social
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Scourge of Carpathia, Sorrow of Moldavia. Scorpio. INFP. Likes: paintings, babies, and kittens. Dislikes: pink slime journalism, fast-talking New Yorkers. Current location: basement of the Tennessee State Library and Archives. (Parody/Fanfic account)

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
It's true.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
"The gun was the real victim here."
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Making trans people feel more marginalized will do wonders, I am sure, for their mental health. It's an almost perfect plan. </sarcasm>
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Duh and/or hello.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
There are a bunch of spam accounts doing the same thing, it's like playing whack-a-mole.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
OK I lol'd.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
With everything going on in the world, this account really just can't be funny anymore.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Brace for 1000 years of darkness, mortals.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Is it politically correct to hate Snoop Dogg and Tom Brady equally?
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Not going to lie, the past two weeks have been hard. I look at all this and think, "I was supposed to be the crazy old guy with megalomania trying to rule and/or end the world." Please send positive vibes. Pictures of dogs, cats, other cute pets.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I support 1000% tariffs on proton packs and plasma streams.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
And yes that's a terrible thing to say, but it seems to be fashionable these days.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
The Ghostbusters did DEI by hiring women and minorities. They should all be fired and my 1000 year rule of evil restored. #meritocracy
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
You have 30 seconds exactly.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
This makes it look a lot steamier than it actually was
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Oh who remembers
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I offered you all tyranny but you chose oligarchy instead.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
He did say "please."
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Not too late to make "obeying Vigo" your New Year's resolution.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Nobody ever confuses me with Jimmy Carter.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
With that said Elon's "likes of which you have never seen" pale in comparison to what I've got planned. Unless he is planning on buying my pink slime rivers and then claiming he invented it.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
America needs highly-skilled demons, witches and necromancers from other countries, like myself, because your local evil-doers are mediocre like most episodes of "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch." For that reason I agree with Elon Musk that we need to open more doom portals.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Congratulations to the Iowa State sportsball warriors on becoming cannibals, possibly. www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
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Edible mascots, zombie pastries and a frantic finish: Iowa State's Pop-Tarts Bowl win over Miami had it all
Miami's Cam Ward set an NCAA career record for TD passes and Iowa State's Rocco Bect led a late comeback in a bowl game that lived up to its reputation for postgame antics
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Nihil novi sub sole!
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Have a suitable Christmas, mortals
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Donald Trump, scourge of Greenland, sorrow of Canada. At least when I "considered expansion" I looked at places more exciting than a few acres of snow.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Just be glad he didn't write "Democrat Party." In crayon.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Going to just hang here telling people "Happy Holidays." I truly am history's greatest monster.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 20/12/2024
Evidently the GOP really doesn’t have a problem with foreigners taking over the country.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
w00t superstition and darkness
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Relatable
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Hey could one of you climate protesters who like throwing stuff at paintings please come toss a Bloody Mary at me? Holidays are stressful. Thanks.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Feeling cute and or broke, might try suing ABC for "defamation" for no good reason, idk
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
media.tenor.com
a cartoon bunny says may the chaos commence in front of fire
ALT: a cartoon bunny says may the chaos commence in front of fire
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
We have a country bloated with rules, starting with the Ten Commandments. Just let the rich and powerful (like me) do what we want and you might live to tell the tale.
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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Man, I hope society doesn't collapse. That's where I keep all my stuff.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
As Elon Musk, who currently is the closest thing we have to a reigning evil warlock overlord, would say: "Interesting."
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I once punished an insolent coffee brewer by making him drink an entire water barrel. Memories...
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Instead of letting health insurance corporations choose who lives and who dies, why not let me do that?
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
YouTube is a great place to learn new skills.
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Where to Build Your Evil Volcano Lair; Geologist Analysis
YouTube video by GeologyHub
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Expecting Jim Clyburn to ask Biden to give me a pardon any day now. (Not that I did anything wrong when I tried to unleash 1000 years of evil on the world.) It was the 80s, people smoked on airplanes, it's time to move on.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Heard there's a job opening in Syria, wish me luck!
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AntifaPuddin’Pop @antifapuddinpop.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Live your life in such a way that your mommy doesn't have to go on national tv and call you a good boy. 🙄
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I heard they have good gorditas on a plate at the Mendocino Taco Junction.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Wholesome content.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Actually kind of shocked that so many on the so-called "left" on here would celebrate the death of the CEO of the Shorten People's Lives Factory.
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Good morning Senator Shields!
media.tenor.com
a young boy wearing glasses is smiling while a man holds a basket of fruit .
Alt: Ralphie really wants to be SecDef so bad (clip from "A Christmas Story's where Ralphie brings his teacher a fruit basket as part of his scheme to impress her so that she will help him persuade his parents to get him a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas).
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
:: NPR journalist on-air "hmm" ::
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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Got excited for a moment thinking my social media presence was getting me somewhere. Finally, my imminent reign of darkness is going viral, I thought! Then realized this was about Trump. Bring me a child so that s/he may serve as my social media consultant and brand influencer.
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