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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

With everything going on in the world, this account really just can't be funny anymore.

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Is it politically correct to hate Snoop Dogg and Tom Brady equally?

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Not going to lie, the past two weeks have been hard. I look at all this and think, "I was supposed to be the crazy old guy with megalomania trying to rule and/or end the world." Please send positive vibes. Pictures of dogs, cats, other cute pets.

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I support 1000% tariffs on proton packs and plasma streams.

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

The Ghostbusters did DEI by hiring women and minorities. They should all be fired and my 1000 year rule of evil restored. #meritocracy

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

This makes it look a lot steamier than it actually was

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

I offered you all tyranny but you chose oligarchy instead.

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Not too late to make "obeying Vigo" your New Year's resolution.

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

With that said Elon's "likes of which you have never seen" pale in comparison to what I've got planned. Unless he is planning on buying my pink slime rivers and then claiming he invented it.

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

America needs highly-skilled demons, witches and necromancers from other countries, like myself, because your local evil-doers are mediocre like most episodes of "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch." For that reason I agree with Elon Musk that we need to open more doom portals.

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Donald Trump, scourge of Greenland, sorrow of Canada. At least when I "considered expansion" I looked at places more exciting than a few acres of snow.

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Going to just hang here telling people "Happy Holidays." I truly am history's greatest monster.

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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 20/12/2024

Evidently the GOP really doesn’t have a problem with foreigners taking over the country.

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Hey could one of you climate protesters who like throwing stuff at paintings please come toss a Bloody Mary at me? Holidays are stressful. Thanks.

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Feeling cute and or broke, might try suing ABC for "defamation" for no good reason, idk

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

We have a country bloated with rules, starting with the Ten Commandments. Just let the rich and powerful (like me) do what we want and you might live to tell the tale.

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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Man, I hope society doesn't collapse. That's where I keep all my stuff.

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

As Elon Musk, who currently is the closest thing we have to a reigning evil warlock overlord, would say: "Interesting."

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I once punished an insolent coffee brewer by making him drink an entire water barrel. Memories...

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Instead of letting health insurance corporations choose who lives and who dies, why not let me do that?

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Expecting Jim Clyburn to ask Biden to give me a pardon any day now. (Not that I did anything wrong when I tried to unleash 1000 years of evil on the world.) It was the 80s, people smoked on airplanes, it's time to move on.

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AntifaPuddin’Pop @antifapuddinpop.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Live your life in such a way that your mommy doesn't have to go on national tv and call you a good boy. 🙄

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Actually kind of shocked that so many on the so-called "left" on here would celebrate the death of the CEO of the Shorten People's Lives Factory.

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Got excited for a moment thinking my social media presence was getting me somewhere. Finally, my imminent reign of darkness is going viral, I thought! Then realized this was about Trump. Bring me a child so that s/he may serve as my social media consultant and brand influencer.

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Keep practicing, your magic spells and incantations will improve and then you will be a mighty warlock like Vigo! Or maybe you won't, in which case you might accidentally do something really funny, and that's great too!

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Prince Vigo von Homburg Deutschendorf @vigothecarpathian.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Thank goodness my mom is stuck in an impressionist painting in a building without wifi.

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