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I should get some writing credit from Tinashe since she mined my specific thoughts for Pillow Fight

sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Same rooftop. Two angles. [So tempting to finish this skeet with “One beautiful city” but that sounds written by a chatbot]

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Dads on Duty™️ at the anytime fitness centre™️ 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 @benjibark.bsky.social

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Chicagoans love to talk about Costco

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My condo is 750 sqft and I love it. BUT I do miss hosting people in the huge ass apartment I lived in before this with a big shared backyard. If I had more space I would host parties every weekend. Crazy how my friends with so much space never have people over. (Or they do and I’m not invited 😓).

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think it’s time for my blond to come back

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

#TodaysSewingProject… big comfy mesh gym shorts 🩳🏋️‍♂️

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The End of Oak Street was an absolute delight, start to finish.

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sometimes I make things weird 🤪👹

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Holy bloomf! Spent 2 hrs learning what’s wrong with my personality at an enneagram workshop alongside the very sweet and kind @daneuntamed.bsky.social 🌈🪐 Great to meet you in the wild, sir!!

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Pattern drafting class week one! No more settling for shitty McCalls paper patterns that look like they were designed by an Amish cattle farmer!

Selfie in front of a sewing classroom with several sewing machines and spools of thread

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sometimes I get the urge to leave a voice memo on my @bsky.app for you guys but then remember I can’t ☹️

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’ve always found Ed Sherman to be so cringe even tho I don’t fully know who he is or how to spell his name

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Just because AI art makes me feel sad doesn’t mean I’m not fun at parties 💁‍♀️

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Almost finished with the second book in the Ana and Din Mysteries trilogy. Each book is a giant puzzle. Modern fantasy meets Sherlock and Watson. Also won the Hugo award in 2025. Got my husband hooked too and he’s almost caught up to me! Tens across the board. Anyone else read?

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

No AI art goes for your Partiful invite too.

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Imagine paying $40 + tax to go to the Eagle 🤡🤡

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Pink cheeks 😗 . . . (Photo taken for @thomcb88.bsky.social to ask him to bring sunscreen to the beach tmrw)

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

He’s not my boyfriend we just hang out a lot and have sex and call each other little nicknames and kiss hello and goodbye

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Taken early this morning before this heat tried killing me and my entire family 🥵😓😓😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

As a 42 yr old I need everyone to know you’re encountering me here after growing out of my deep fried post-modernist shitposting internet humor days. I only like earnest and wholesome fart and poop humor now.

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Today in job hunt Hell…

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Good morning from my couch to my newest follower @shane.wlm.sn 🌞👋😚

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

First day back at the gym post-surgery/recovery. First working set on my first exercise …… pulled a hammy. Fuck a protein shake I need a marg.

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

🕯️🕯️💐🌻🌸🌻

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Come with me through the waygate

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

About halfway through this … head is spinning but I can’t stop.

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I watch Twilight for the first time in my life last week and yelled the biggest “guhH-WHAA?!” when Edward started flying and flinging around through the trees with Bella on his back

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Guys with no facial hair when they bear face

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Testing my bad poetry archive on you guys, but dropping it in the middle of the night so no one actually sees it.

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I sense an urge to lock in emerging within me

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Despite popular opinion this is not a hat

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I have 4 yards of Japanese selvedge denim, but I’ve never made jeans, and I kinda don’t trust any patterns I’ve seen online. Also no idea what fit I want them. I just know I want them to be my go-to jeans.

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I am not horny nor turned on and won’t be for an another week or so (due to circumstances) So I will need all of you to reskeet all the sexy skeets you’ve posted during this time period starting next Monday

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Post-op hospital undies are slutty as hell wtf

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

2026 continues to bear wondrous fruits! Hemorrhoid surgery is scheduled for 9 am tomorrow 💩💩💩

MiraLAX gummies, seat donut cushion, colace gummies, ointment, toilet wipes, and sitz bath toilet seat.

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My friend built a breakfast nook and I did the upholstery. Follow my creative IG account @sven.made to see more pics! Coziest project yet 🤗🤗

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Kezar Lake / Lovell, Maine You can drink the lake water I’m going to cry

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

*goes to hug a shirtless dear friend at The Eagle* “careful there’s [redacted] on my belly” “oh!” … “yours or someone else’s?” “probably a little bit of both” -SCENE-

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Happy new bike day to me!

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Swear by these Also no one ever has eye drops in their bathroom cabinets what’s up with that?

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Whenever I think about stepping away from therapy life goes yeahhhh I don’t think so sweetie 😗🍭🔪

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