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Jon Aldric-or-treat

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Hitting every rock on the way down Part of a set. 👬

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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 4h
And that’s none of my business
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 5h
Any lactose tolerant vegans wanna grab a bite?
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 7h
I told him it was a one-time thing between friends and now he won’t stop
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 8h
In-flight reading
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 13h
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 13h
This is the face I make when you take my batteries out
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 21h
Putting the gorge in gorgeous
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 08/10/2026
It’s both. 😍
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 08/10/2026
Do you think it’s a sex bot or a politician bot?
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 07/10/2026
Also I already have a son
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 07/10/2026
This is the CEO of Skydance?
Andrew Bryniarski as Chip Shreck threatened with a decorated Heckler & Koch MP5K in Batman Returns.
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 07/10/2026
Not naming names but her tits are sitting right
Favorite Australian person? Famous or non
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 07/10/2026
Name one time I’ve been mean
Do you ever get tired of being mean on Bluesky or does it just make you want to be meaner
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 07/10/2026
Is there milk?
would you rather eat one thousand ladybug-sized ladybugs or one
hamburger sized ladybug (big hamburger)
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 07/10/2026
No I think that’s stupid. The vast majority of dicks are beautiful and fun.
Are you a size queen
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 07/10/2026
Tagging @thomcb88.bsky.social to answer this one
Is your chocolate starfish trimmed waxed bushy and wild or what
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 07/10/2026
I’m on a never-ending quest to have the tightest fattest ass.
Have you been doing your squats?
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 07/10/2026
Marry Chad again and again and again. Fuck then kill the other one.
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 07/10/2026
Any dessert that comes after Thanksgiving fucking slaps.
What's your favorite dessert?
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 07/10/2026
My favorite thing is being a partner to him while he’s acting. He vibrates with joy whenever he’s in his craft. Stress and doubt and work too. But joy chief among them. He’s an artist.
What's your favorite thing about your partner
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 07/10/2026
Doesn’t matter. I could outsuck either.
1 lerrrrrgan sized mosquito or 1000 mosquito sized lerrrrrgans
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 07/10/2026
It’s okay not to be okay. But you gotta get help.
Thoughts on savory milkshakes? (Ranch, garlic parm, etc)
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 07/10/2026
I dunno if we can speak the names of the dead but I DM’ed a lot with BGB and he seemed way more normal and stable than his online behavior.
Which bloomfie mystifies you the most?
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 07/10/2026
Please do. Next question.
“Give you one margarita…?”
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 07/10/2026
Everything makes me think of him
Apple Maps screenshot of the Denver Airport. Looks like a cock.
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 03/10/2026
🏔️
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 02/10/2026
Literally what this text was about
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 02/10/2026
There are only 5 genders
A text message reading: Gimp, butthole, rat, elephant, lich
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 30/09/2026
Can you tell I’m a Cancer? ♋️
Apple Music app tile reading: Top Picks for You

Heavy Rotation
Made for You
Carly Rae Jepsen, Sara Bareilles, and Bon Iver
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 26/09/2026
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 26/09/2026
I need to speak with a lawyer
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 25/09/2026
A screen grab from Knives out of a hand placing a white piece on a "GO" board with the voice-over caption under it reading "I'm not playing to beat you. I'm playing to build a beautiful pattern."
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 23/09/2026
“Do not succumb to the plights of the beast. Photograph me more. Document me more!”
Close up of butt in brown workpants
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 23/09/2026
Hauling it to the office today
Profile selfie in the living room, wearing a tight forest, green sweater and brown work pants. Big butt with the outline of a wallet on the right cheek.
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 23/09/2026
My paralysis demon 😍
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 23/09/2026
post ur drafts
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 23/09/2026
Update: in having the best night
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 23/09/2026
Time to read my sci-fi dystopian body horror smutty romance novel
Holding up a book titled “The Reverse Centaur's Guide to Life After Al” by Cory Doctorow. Next to the title is a plastic figurine with a brown horse head connected to a white nude torso.
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 23/09/2026
Here’s the coldest take in the world: if you walk your dog like this in the city, I don’t care how good your dog is. You’re being an irresponsible asshole.
A blurry photo of a guy walking his dog on a city street, not using a leash
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 22/09/2026
Funniest fuckin sign in all of Chicago
A billboard on the side of a brick wall reading: I miss gas at $1.79/gal and mean tweets. Trump save America again 2024. honk if you agree!
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 22/09/2026
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 21/09/2026
would u invite me to ur dinner party
Bathroom mirror selfie in Carhartt overalls and a loosely fitting navy button down
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 19/09/2026
What if we started a book club but it was only anti capitalist tech nonfiction
The spines of three books: Against Convenience by Gabe Bullard, The Rise and Fall of the Artificial State by Jill Lepore, The Rverse Centaur’s Guide to Life After AI
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 19/09/2026
👅
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 19/09/2026
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 19/09/2026
Shane and Jon flexing on the set of Pee-Wes’s play house
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 18/09/2026
I promised I wouldn’t say who lifted more ( @shane.wlm.sn )
Shane and Jon flexing while a stranger is throwing ass in the background
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 18/09/2026
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 16/09/2026
Getting a little closer every day
Jon’s Instagram status reading “PTKlein
depreciation day”
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 15/09/2026
Hey maybe don’t give your voter information to tech oligarchs who pervert your every activity for their own profit and just research voting with your local government online resources instead.
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