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Victor Balestrin

@victorbalestrin.bsky.social
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galinha pintadinha woke @bolodebacia.bsky.social · 30m
incrivel como as primeiras urnas apuradas sao sempre de cidades como Hitleropolis (SC) e Gestapinho do Sul (PR)
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 25m
Letterman: So Tom, how much digging do you actually do in this movie??? Cruise: Heheheheheheh!!!
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 16m
All I’m saying is before the internet existed every bar had a cigarette vending machine and everybody had sex all the time
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Victor Balestrin @victorbalestrin.bsky.social · 16m
Infelizmente, neste fim de mundo chamado Joinville, esse pessoal ainda tá muito à vontade pra ficar zanzando por aí com camiseta da seleção
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 5h
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Malvina @anacronices.bsky.social · 2h
alulei meu voto
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Brasileiro como castigo @hchinaski15.bsky.social · 21h
Damares: "Se o Flávio não ganhar, o Jair pode morrer na cadeia". Eu:
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bala fini sabor rato @sohfes.bsky.social · 1h
tá mas eles querem que a gente acredite que uma tonha deste tamanho fez aquele desenho horroroso?
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Disket @disket.bsky.social · 2h
Muito doido pensar que, durante muitos anos, "Tarcísio" era sinônimo de Tarcísio Meira; o nome foi usurpado pelo feioso lá. Tarcísio Meira morreu de covid, num período em que a gente estava castigado demais para conseguir pensar. Um Tarcísio foi levado pelo bolsonarismo, o outro foi trazido por ele.
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Charlinho do ABC @villon.bsky.social · 2h
“As esquerdistas são feias e acabadas” Meu irmão, Alessandra Negrini aos 56 anos, eu questiono minha heterossexualidade com esta mulher.
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is literally the difference between Saruman and Gandalf. Tolkien is very clear about the necessity to go out into the world and yap with strangers, preferably while smoking and drinking.
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Bucetaço Gigamax @deh.bsky.social · 1h
Se vocês soubessem as coisas que eu tenho feito pra desligar meu cérebro e me alienar vocês ficariam enojados.
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utada hikaru da periferia do metaverso @neopetshopboy.bsky.social · 1h
eu saindo da cabine eleitoral com a tecla 2 escondida no cu
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JMTrevisan @jmtrevisan.bsky.social · 1h
“Ah mas eu não gosto do Lula” Bom, eu nao gosto de trabalhar e to ai votando no Partido dos Trabalhadores.
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Fabiano Denardin 🏴 @oggh.hipotetica.com.br · 1h
2010-2016 foi uma lavagem cerebral absurda q a gente vai pagar o preço por umas 3 gerações ainda.
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Carapanã @carapanarana.bsky.social · 1h
Eu nunca achei que ia viver pra ver isso aqui. Os dois ícones do antipetismo entre 2010-2016 hoje declaram voto no PT: Tas e Reinaldo Azevedo. Significa demais.
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ATORES que Só Fazem FILME RUIM... @parecercult.bsky.social · 1h
agora todos tomem um clonazepam e lembrem-se que a apuraçao começa pelo sul e o lula só passa na frente por volta das 19h
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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peej @peej.hahabean.maison · 3h
Modern day gospel imo
people b saying things so definitively. like man i
think it depends
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 3h
i like the idea of will smith being an apex predator for chris rock and only chris rock, like he is the metroid to an x parasite
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 3h
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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Treta Garbo @apoetaumaporta.bsky.social · 7h
Eu nunca deixo de achar engracado isso de bolsonarista usar camisa de futebol pra votar me sinto um pouco na quinta serie uma coisa meio meninos gostam de futebol meninas gostam de democracia
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 18h
Stop putting off that thing you wanted to do
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Gustavo Pizzo @gugpizzo.bsky.social · 7h
Padre Marcelo é Marombas com Lula
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al'ein @piratariaonline.bsky.social · 5h
É bom mesmo que vcs se alienem agora até a contagem, porque se for pra entrar em Pânico com resultado do JAPÃO, UM PAÍS QUE OLHOU PRA HITLER E DISSE "POXA QUE IDEIA MASSA", aí vcs realmente gostam mto de sofrer
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O último blog de música vivo @hominiscanidae.bsky.social · 8h
Definição de ironia.
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 20h
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 17h
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 23h
Insanity 😡
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lajuju 🪻 ᓚᘏᗢ 🚂🍉 @judemotta.bsky.social · 8h
eu arriscaria dizer que a maior parcela de responsabilidade é do jornalismo inclusive
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 15h
YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
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Alessandro 🎃 @joga51.bsky.social · 7h
Inclusive pra quem não sabe: o Jackson Irvine não colocou apenas o 13 na camisa, ele também cobriu o 22 que é o número que ele usa na seleção australiana (Eu não sabia, fui ver no perfil dele)
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Papai do Anthony Gabriel 👶🏼 @laranjadinho.deichator.ar · 03/10/2026
golpe de estado iraniano patrocinado pela CIA em 1953 🤝 influenciadoras picaretas de nutrição no instagram regime do chá
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Renato Quintiliano @renatoquinti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Isso é a coisa que mais me deixa perplexo em quem vota na extrema-direita. Eu nunca vi nenhum candidato deles demonstrar qualquer afeto ou carinho pelo povo, nenhuma emoção positiva, conforto, nada. É apenas ódio, sentimento de guerra e paranóia, o tempo todo.
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Yago Santos @yrs-pa.bsky.social · 18h
O Brasil nunca entendeu o que Manaus passou direito... A gente sabia quando ia faltar oxigênio... Fundamos um coletivo pra coletar itens emergenciais no fatídico dia que faltou pq ou a gente dava um jeito de se ajudar ou era pior. Nos fizeram de cobaia
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Kwisatz Haderach of Fuck
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milo edwards @Milo_Edwards
roman centurion: [dusting his hands off as he walks away from the crucifixion] well, we won't be seeing that guy again!
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[easter sunday, pontius pilate and the centurion are having a business lunch and jesus walks past the window]
[curb your enthusiasm theme plays]
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The collapse of so many distribution models that would be a steady source of residuals means actors you used to like propping up the worst ideas and products. It’s not gonna get better.
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A24 accidentally and unwillingly becoming one of the biggest entertainment conglomerates in America by being the only people who are aware that highbrow liberals spend more money than anyone else
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.
Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name Closeup of the photo from the Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name .

As one pal put it, " a very John Conner look "Closeup of the text for the photo that says 

" Ticket wars

Left: The line of area residents waitinng for advanced ticket sales for the May 19 release of "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" stretched outside the Grand Central Mall's Regal Cinemas onto the sidewalk outside. Above: Inside, Jordan Baker, Joe Peyton, Mat Lyons, Josh Lemley and Steve Roberts passed time by playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit as they awaited the Lucas epic.

Photos by Tony Kemp
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Caçambito da Samotrácia @tamarutaco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Quem estará nas trincheiras ao seu lado Alexandre frota Então mantenha as costas encostadas na parede da trincheira
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Fafico @byrafaaraujo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“You took EVERYTHING from me!” “I don’t even know hooo you are”
California squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition
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elonmuskeh1corno.bsky.social @elonmuskeh1corno.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Quer dizer que o Frota é de esquerda? Sim, ele é de esquerda. Desde quando? Desde 2020 Mas ele é maluco. Sim, é maluco, piroca das ideias, mas virou um doidinho do bem.
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Clarice Xerector @freeblowjob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
absolutamente incrível essa imagem existir
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• @missterio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Não tem jeito, o maior comediante feminista do momento
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chanyeol de calcinha @naktern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TÃO DEIXANDO A GENTE SONHAR
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Céuma Droga 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @ceumadruga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
eu vou sim deixar tudo que eu puder pra última hora porque simplesmente sempre funciona
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thabos @aqua-regia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Avisem que é ele
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