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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 18/07/2026

It happened to me: I had to call a professional to fix something in the house

Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 17/07/2026

Tonight, me and my best man Isaac Kozell are each recording a half hour of stand-up comedy and it's going to be a blast and I want you to be there. Don't be a poser. 7pm and 9pm tonight at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social

Text: Geoffrey Gauchet
Image: Teen Geoff dressed as Steveo from "SLC Punk" sitting in front of a CRT TV and some old stereo equipment in a wood entertainment center
Text: Live stand-up taping. Tonight Friday 7/17. 7pm and 9pm. Sports Drink Cafe & Comedy Club. 1042 Toledano St. Tickets: sportsdrink.org

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 16/07/2026

Come sit in the crowd for my first half hour recording. It’ll be fun. 7pm and/or 9pm. Friday night Tickets and info: www.504comedy.com/event/1382/i...

Toledano Tapings
Isaac Kozell
Geoffrey Gauchet
Half Hour Recordings of Stand-up
July 17th
7pm + 9pm
Sports Drink Café & Comedy Club
1042 Toledano St.
tickets @ sportsdrink.org

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 14/07/2026

This Friday myself and my best bud Isaac are recording standup half hours at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social and It would mean the world to me if you came and got your weird or very normal laugh no one has told you is weird recorded in history.

Toledano Tapings

Isaac Kozell
Geoffrey Gauchet

Half Hour Recordings of standup-up
July 17th 7pm and 9pm

Sports drink cafe and comedy club
1042 Toledano st.

Tickets @ sportsdrink.org

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 10/05/2026

Son drawing a Mother’s Day card: “I’m going to draw all of us. You have a huge head because you have a huge head. And you have a mad face because you wish it was Father’s Day and everyone was celebrating you”

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 06/05/2026

The thing about having a baby is that when you’re actually totally alone and the house is quiet you’re constantly going “oh fuck! The baby!” but she’s just with someone else and it’s fine

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 03/05/2026

Bonding with my dad by both of us opening our MyChart apps and comparing meds

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Brian McNoldy @bmcnoldy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

In 2026, the cone is the smallest it has ever been at days 2-4 and then tied for the smallest at 1 and 5 days! The largest improvement over last year's cone is at the 2-day lead time, with a 7.5% reduction in size. bmcnoldy.blogspot.com/2026/03/2026...

bmcnoldy.blogspot.com

2026 "Cone of Uncertainty" Update & Refresher

Updates and summaries on tropical Atlantic activity... including easterly waves, tropical storms, subtropical storms, and hurricanes.

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 16/03/2026

Me: “I wish my son would be able to watch an entire movie!” Monkey Paw: “Best I can do is alternating between Home Alone and Home Alone 2 every day in February and March”

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 15/03/2026

If Jesus was Irish he would be Jesus Fitzgod

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 25/02/2026

They should do a post game interview with people who win the little contests during the timeouts in basketball games. Like “how did you prepare for Freeze Dance?” “Well Theo I just stopped when Who Let the Dogs Out stopped”

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 22/02/2026

My son played BattleToads on the NES for the first time in his life today and beat the first level entirely by himself. 🥲

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 17/02/2026

Car is loaded and I’m about to be: happy Mardi Gras!

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 15/02/2026

“After the holidays” down here incudes Mardi Gras. Really feels like the year never got started and I have not been responsible for completing any major tasks

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 09/02/2026

Good news: my daughter has started saying “dada” Bad news: it is what she calls the cats

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 08/02/2026

My Mardi Gras super power is just never having to pee all day. I learned this from my dad refusing to ever stop on road trips

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 05/02/2026

Watching Addams Family and they have diplomats over eating lunch and Morticia says “Oh, that’s not beef. That’s alligator” and everyone acts like that’s weird!!!

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 01/02/2026

My son got his head split open Monday from a plastic toy axe being thrown at full speed by another kid (long story; he’s fine) and every day since he’s climbing furniture & saying things like “I want a bounce house filled with soap” like he doesn’t have an extra hole in his head

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 31/01/2026

There comes a time in every man’s life where he needs to live a little less más

Can of Zero Sugar Mountain Dew Baja Blast

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 29/01/2026

*NBA Jam “He’s on fire!!” voice* LARS VON TRIER!

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 26/01/2026

Insane that everything shutdown today for 30° weather with no rain and people are expecting the same tomorrow (a perfectly sunny day!) when this coming weekend it’s supposed to actually be bad here.

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 25/12/2025

*standing over Santa’s cookies with two in my mouth* Wife: “you know you don’t have to actually eat them all. You can just put them back in the container” Me shoving the third one in my mouth: “ih hah to bh real”

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 23/12/2025

If it weren’t for my pill organizer I’d have no idea what day of the week it was

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 12/12/2025

Ok bite experts — what are we thinking? Bug, snake, cat, bat, or good old fashioned got poked by a sharp thing? Noticed before bed last night so I have no idea when it happened.

Photo of my hand with two small red wounds about 3/4” apart between my thumb and index finger

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 12/12/2025

Ok bite experts — what are we thinking? Bug, snake, cat, bat, or good old fashioned got poked by a sharp thing? Noticed before bed last night so I have no idea when it happened.

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 12/12/2025

Every coat of paint makes the room smaller

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 28/11/2025

Y’all gotta stop spitting your Zyns out into urinals. I’m getting secondhand from pissing at bars

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 15/11/2025

*Bonnie Raitt voice* 🎵 Let’s give ‘em something from Taco Bell 🎵

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 22/10/2025

Tomorrow night at @SprtsDrnk I’ll be on the final Killin’ It, telling 15mins of new material which to most y’all could be any of my jokes!!!!

7pm at Sports Drink 1042 Toledano At.
Final Show!
Killin’ It
with
Geneva Joy
Geoffrey Gauchet
Mallory Head
Laura Sanders

killinitcomedy.com

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 08/10/2025

You don’t live in my head rent free but it is rent stabilized which I think is fair

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 05/10/2025

Sometimes I just like to dip my toes in at the trampoline park

Person sitting on edge of foam block pit with just their feet in

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 04/10/2025

*three beers in* the Korn dubstep album was actually good

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 17/04/2025

When I worked at the gas station, there was an old man who'd come in and I'd ask how he was and he'd always say "Well, I'm alive" and I always took that as "it could be worse" but now that I'm older I realize he meant "it could be better"

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 16/04/2025

Charlie Brown plot: “Should I give this flower to this girl and risk being laughed at? Human existence is both exhilarating and exhausting.” Snoopy plot: “I’m going to fight the Germans”

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 03/04/2025

TONIGHT! It's the stand-up comedy show with a built-in audience participation drinking game! We take a drink (alcoholic or not -- your choice!) any time a comedian does or says anything on the secret list next to them! 8pm at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social (1042 Toledano St)

Wait What?
The Stand-up Comedy Drinking Game
Thursday
April 3
8pm • $15
@ Sports Drink
1042 Toledano St.
Tickets: waitwhat.lol or sportsdrink.org

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 18/03/2025

Mark your calendars -- Wait, What?, the world's greatest Stand-up Comedy Drinking Game, is back at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social on April 3rd! Every show is so much fun, man. Don't miss out! Tickets: waitwhat.lol/tickets

Flyer that reads:
Wait What?
The Stand-up Comedy Drinking Game

Thursday
April 3
8pm • $15
@ Sports Drink
1042 Toledano St.

Tickets: waitwhat.lol or sportsdrink.org

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 17/03/2025

Last night my son hugged me goodnight and said “you’re the best dad!” and then followed it up with “I’m not saying other kids dads aren’t the best because they might be the best but you’re the best I know” & I appreciate the wider thinking but now I’m keeping him from other dads

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 15/03/2025

I feel bad that not everyone in the country has access to these

Candy in a gold wrapper. Gold Brick Egg from Elmer’s. “Pecan Melt-a-way”

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 11/03/2025

I swear to god this is getting out of hand. That’s not the name of the band!!!!

Screenshot from a TikTok video with text in it that says:

“…says Kathleen Hanna
from the band 'Bikini Unalive'”

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 06/03/2025

Doing Mardi Gras parades the Sunday after Mardi Gras is some real “still following your ex on instagram energy” like come on man, it’s over. You gotta stop commenting “looking good” on all her posts

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 06/03/2025

The vice president not getting ashes makes him a bad Catholic but me not getting ashes is because I’m a good Catholic. I can’t explain this any further.

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 06/03/2025

I just got recommended a reel on instagram that was Mitch Hedberg doing his slamming a tent flap joke and I swiped past it because I was hoping it was a new joke instead and then I realized I am stupid

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 06/03/2025

I thought they were bragging about doing a taco bust

Facebook post of Photo of cops standing around a table at the police station with foil catering pans and boxes of tortilla chips. Post says “Special thanks to Mr. Rusty White, owner of the Velvet Cactus for providing food to NOPD 3rd District Officers on Lundi Gras before they headed out to the parade route.”

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 05/03/2025

Rest easy today and drink some water -- Wait What? is on schedule at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social Thursday night at 8pm! A stacked lineup! Instead of giving something up this Lent, take up something new, like coming to Wait What every month this year! 🎟️ waitwhat.lol/tickets

IV fluids hanging a rack in a hospital room

Flyer that reads:
Wait What?
The Stand-up Comedy Drinking Game
Thursday
March 6
8pm • $15
@ Sports Drink
1042 Toledano St.
Tickets: waitwhat.lol or sportsdrink.org

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 26/02/2025

This cutting board that says “Grilled to Perfection” in Comic Sans is so funny to me

Wooden cutting board with “grilled to perfection” etched into it in Comic Sans

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 20/02/2025

Millennial after having sex with a member of the Fantastic Four: “So, I did The Thing…”

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