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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 17/07/2026

Tonight, me and my best man Isaac Kozell are each recording a half hour of stand-up comedy and it's going to be a blast and I want you to be there. Don't be a poser. 7pm and 9pm tonight at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social

Text: Geoffrey Gauchet
Image: Teen Geoff dressed as Steveo from "SLC Punk" sitting in front of a CRT TV and some old stereo equipment in a wood entertainment center
Text: Live stand-up taping. Tonight Friday 7/17. 7pm and 9pm. Sports Drink Cafe & Comedy Club. 1042 Toledano St. Tickets: sportsdrink.org

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 16/07/2026

Come sit in the crowd for my first half hour recording. It’ll be fun. 7pm and/or 9pm. Friday night Tickets and info: www.504comedy.com/event/1382/i...

Toledano Tapings
Isaac Kozell
Geoffrey Gauchet
Half Hour Recordings of Stand-up
July 17th
7pm + 9pm
Sports Drink Café & Comedy Club
1042 Toledano St.
tickets @ sportsdrink.org

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 14/07/2026

This Friday myself and my best bud Isaac are recording standup half hours at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social and It would mean the world to me if you came and got your weird or very normal laugh no one has told you is weird recorded in history.

Toledano Tapings

Isaac Kozell
Geoffrey Gauchet

Half Hour Recordings of standup-up
July 17th 7pm and 9pm

Sports drink cafe and comedy club
1042 Toledano st.

Tickets @ sportsdrink.org

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 31/01/2026

There comes a time in every man’s life where he needs to live a little less más

Can of Zero Sugar Mountain Dew Baja Blast

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 12/12/2025

Ok bite experts — what are we thinking? Bug, snake, cat, bat, or good old fashioned got poked by a sharp thing? Noticed before bed last night so I have no idea when it happened.

Photo of my hand with two small red wounds about 3/4” apart between my thumb and index finger

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 22/10/2025

Tomorrow night at @SprtsDrnk I’ll be on the final Killin’ It, telling 15mins of new material which to most y’all could be any of my jokes!!!!

7pm at Sports Drink 1042 Toledano At.
Final Show!
Killin’ It
with
Geneva Joy
Geoffrey Gauchet
Mallory Head
Laura Sanders

killinitcomedy.com

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 05/10/2025

Sometimes I just like to dip my toes in at the trampoline park

Person sitting on edge of foam block pit with just their feet in

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 03/04/2025

TONIGHT! It's the stand-up comedy show with a built-in audience participation drinking game! We take a drink (alcoholic or not -- your choice!) any time a comedian does or says anything on the secret list next to them! 8pm at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social (1042 Toledano St)

Wait What?
The Stand-up Comedy Drinking Game
Thursday
April 3
8pm • $15
@ Sports Drink
1042 Toledano St.
Tickets: waitwhat.lol or sportsdrink.org

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 18/03/2025

Mark your calendars -- Wait, What?, the world's greatest Stand-up Comedy Drinking Game, is back at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social on April 3rd! Every show is so much fun, man. Don't miss out! Tickets: waitwhat.lol/tickets

Flyer that reads:
Wait What?
The Stand-up Comedy Drinking Game

Thursday
April 3
8pm • $15
@ Sports Drink
1042 Toledano St.

Tickets: waitwhat.lol or sportsdrink.org

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 15/03/2025

I feel bad that not everyone in the country has access to these

Candy in a gold wrapper. Gold Brick Egg from Elmer’s. “Pecan Melt-a-way”

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 11/03/2025

I swear to god this is getting out of hand. That’s not the name of the band!!!!

Screenshot from a TikTok video with text in it that says:

“…says Kathleen Hanna
from the band 'Bikini Unalive'”

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 06/03/2025

I thought they were bragging about doing a taco bust

Facebook post of Photo of cops standing around a table at the police station with foil catering pans and boxes of tortilla chips. Post says “Special thanks to Mr. Rusty White, owner of the Velvet Cactus for providing food to NOPD 3rd District Officers on Lundi Gras before they headed out to the parade route.”

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 05/03/2025

Rest easy today and drink some water -- Wait What? is on schedule at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social Thursday night at 8pm! A stacked lineup! Instead of giving something up this Lent, take up something new, like coming to Wait What every month this year! 🎟️ waitwhat.lol/tickets

IV fluids hanging a rack in a hospital room

Flyer that reads:
Wait What?
The Stand-up Comedy Drinking Game
Thursday
March 6
8pm • $15
@ Sports Drink
1042 Toledano St.
Tickets: waitwhat.lol or sportsdrink.org

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 26/02/2025

This cutting board that says “Grilled to Perfection” in Comic Sans is so funny to me

Wooden cutting board with “grilled to perfection” etched into it in Comic Sans

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 06/02/2025

TONIGHT! The world's greatest stand-up comedy drinking game is back at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social at 9pm! We're part of the Super Bowl takeover week with @rachelbonnetta.bsky.social and we've got a stacked line-up of both home and away comedians! www.waitwhat.lol/tickets

Wait, What?
The Stand-up Comedy Drinking Game
Thursday
February 6
9pm
@ Sports Drink
1042 Toledano St.
Tickets: waitwhat.lol or sportsdrink.org

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 05/02/2025

Official review of the Hubig’s king cake: very good. Very classic style. Reminds me of a McKenzie’s king cake but like moist and fluffy. This one is cream cheese filled

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 26/01/2025

Fishing at the bayou with a drum circle playing in the distance in the park.

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 23/01/2025

It’s easy to tell which houses have kids and which don’t just by looking at the snow on their lawn

Snow on two house’s lawns: one very trampled and one pristine and untouched

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 22/01/2025

New record low in my backyard!

Screenshot from my weather station that reads “coldest ambient temp: 22.55° 2025-01-22 06:01am”

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 21/01/2025

Our yard slopes down about ten inches from the porch to the street. You cannot tell in this photo though. Truly crazy. It’s so quiet outside.

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 21/01/2025

Bayou St. John, looking toward Mid City Strong winds on the bridge

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 21/01/2025

Having lived in southeast Louisiana my entire life and not being well-traveled I just cannot comprehend this is what it looks like outside my house

Snow covered house, yard, and street with heavy snow falling

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 09/01/2025

Built a lean-to for bike and outdoor toy storage as part of the first phase of making room for a fourth person to live here

Double gate made of cedar next to another shed

Inside of cedar lean-to with doors opened, drainage rock on ground

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 05/01/2025

Thinking about making some of these

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 31/12/2024

Look how much fun! Tickets at waitwhat.lol/tickets

Male standup comedian performing with a list of handwritten cues behind him while another man sits on a stool behind him

Woman standup comedian performing with a list of handwritten cues behind him while another man sits on a stool behind him

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 31/12/2024

You’ve got Wednesday to recover from New Year’s Eve and then come party on Thursday at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social for the first Wait, What? of 2025 and to celebrate my birthday!!! 41 years old means I need 41 of y’all to come hang out!!

Wait What?
The stand-up comedy drinking game
Thursday
January 2
8pm $15
@ Sports Drink
1042 Toledano St.
tickets: waitwhat.lol or sportsdrink.org

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 30/12/2024

Asking the bank teller how tall I am on my way out

Rulers along side of door exiting a building

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 30/12/2024

That’s right! This Thursday night we’re kicking off 2025 with the world’s greatest stand-up comedy drinking game at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social! It’s going to be a good one!! Come see our new digs. Tickets: app.opendate.io/e/wait-what-at…

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 29/12/2024

Imagine putting a Victorian child in front of the Hot Wheels Ultimate Garage

The hot wheels ultimate garage playset. It’s 3 feet tall and has tons of ramps and corkscrews and loops and a 10 inch dragon on top

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 28/12/2024

Updated my list for this year

People in the Hanukkah Song Still Alive
David Lee Roth
James Caan (crossed out)
Kirk Douglas (crossed out)
Dinah Shore (crossed out)
Bowser from She Na Na
Arthur Fonzerelli (Henry Winkler)
Paul Newman (crossed out)
Goldie Hawn
Captain Kirk (William Shatner)
Mr. Spock (Leonard Nimoy) (crossed out)
OJ Simpson (crossed out)
Rod Carew
Ann Landers (crossed out)
Dear Abby (crossed out)
Harrison Ford
Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise’s Agent

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 28/12/2024

Honestly I think everyone passed

Screenshot of an email that reads

We've noticed that some employees flagged the Security Awareness Proficiency Assessment (SAPA) email sent on December 4th as a phishing attempt. Please be assured that the email was legitimate and safe to interact with.

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 26/12/2024

Next Thursday, our stand-up comedy drinking game Wait What? is starting off 2025 in its new home at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social! This is such a fun space to do and see comedy and I'm very excited to bring this show here as our home in New Orleans Tickets on sale now! app.opendate.io/e/wait-what-...

Comedian performing on stage. Behind him is an easel listing various phrases he might say or do on stage. Next to the easel is another man sitting on a stole laughing.

Comedian performing on stage. To her left is an easel listing various phrases she might say or do on stage. Next to the easel is a man sitting on a stole laughing and holding a beer.

Comedian performing on stage. To the right is an easel listing various phrases he might say or do on stage. Next to the easel is another man sitting on a stole laughing, writing on the easel

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 22/12/2024

Snow man, woman, or child should miss out on Celebration in the Jokes tonight at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social at 8pm!!! Super stacked line up! Warmer than outside! (Anyone need anything from Costco? 😉)

Box of snowman family decorations for a yard at Costco

Celebration in the Jokes. A holiday standup comedy show. Sunday 12/22 8pm. At Sports Drink. Hosted by Geoffrey Gauchet

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 21/12/2024

TOMORROW NIGHT! A warm and jolly night of comedy at the place recently voted Best Place to See Comedy and one of the top Coffee Shops in New Orleans. Come to @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social Sunday night at 8pm for an insanely killer lineup. Come see my new sweater!

Sunday
12/22 at 8pm

A holiday stand-up comedy show
Celebration in the Jokes

At Sports Drink
Hosted by Geoffrey Gauchet
celebrationinthejokes.com

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 20/12/2024

The Berenstain Bears “Big Family Album” has a good example of how to write alt text for images

A page from The Bearenstain Bears “Family Album” that reads:

Gramps turned the dusty pages. "Here's a sketch of Hezekiah with his wife, Abigail," he said. They saw a bear with a long beard wearing a coonskin cap. His wife had a wide bonnet. A log cabin stood in the background.
"Why is it a drawing and not a photo?" asked Brother.
Hezekiah & Abigail Grizzly

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 19/12/2024

This Sunday at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social (1042 Toledano St) come celebrate and laugh with a killer line-up of comedians! A mere $15 for 6 comedians?? Even if you have work next week, who cares?! Tickets: app.opendate.io/e/celebratio...

Sunday 12/22 8pm
Celebration in the Jokes
A Holiday Stand-up Comedy Show
at Sports Drink
Hosted by Geoffrey Gauchet
celebrationinthejokes.com

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 18/12/2024

Like specifically this page

Page from One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish that reads:

From near to far from here to there,
funny things are everywhere.
These yellow pets are called the Zeds.
They have one hair up on their heads.
Their hair grows fast ... so fast, they say, they need a hair cut every day.

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 16/12/2024

Get your asses to @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social this Sunday or I'm putting in an order of coal with the big man up North!!!!!!!! This line-up is a gift: Lane Lonion, Andrew Polk, Lauren Malara, Taj Washington, Cassidy Henehan, Samantha Bednarz 🎄🎅 celebrationinthejokes.com

A Holiday Stand-up Comedy Show
Celebration in the Jokes
Sunday 12/22 8pm
at Sports Drink
Hosted by Geoffrey Gauchet
celebrationinthejokes.com

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 14/12/2024

Ended up a smidge darker than this but the lighting in my kitchen makes it seem lighter when you take a picture

A top down view of a dark roux in a pot with a wooden spoon.

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 13/12/2024

Next Sunday 12/22 at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social I'm hosting my annual holiday stand-up comedy show and as usual I have stacked the line-up: Andrew Polk, Lane Lonion, Taj Washington, Samantha Bednarz, Lauren Malara, and Cassidy Henehan Come party! 🎟️ celebrationinthejokes.com

Christmas themed digital flyer that reads:
Celebration in the Jokes. Sunday 12/22 8pm. At Sports Drink. celebrationinthejokes.com

A holiday stand-up comedy show hosted by Geoffrey Gauchet.

Andrew Polk
Taj Washington
Samantha Bednarz
Lauren Malara
Lane Lonion
Cassidy Henehan

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 13/12/2024

Getting the good ads on instagram now

Screenshot of an instagram ad for a coffee mug that reads “don’t talk to me until I’ve smashed my penis flat with this mug”

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 11/12/2024

Starting in 2025, the stand-up comedy show with a built-in drinking game I cohost with Isaac Kozell finally has a new home in New Orleans! Every 1st Thursday we'll be at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social!

Photo of two guys holding out beers while sitting at a bar, smiling. Text overlay reads: Wait What? The Stand-up Comedy Drinking Game. Coming to Sports Drink every 1st Thursday starting January 2nd

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 07/12/2024

Look I’m not one of those people who posts like this but god damn a good bowl of jambalaya will always heal me (this was a full bowl at one point)

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Geoffrey Gauchet @veryonline.dad · 06/12/2024

Hello. I am doing this again but this year it's at @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social! Line up coming soon but put it in your calendar! It was fun last time and it'll be fun this time! Tickets on sale now at celebrationinthejokes.com

(A Christmassy Flyer that reads)
Celebration in the Jokes
A Holiday Stand-up Comedy Show
Sunday 12/22 8pm

at Sports Drink
Hosted by Geoffrey Gauchet
celebrationinthejokes.com

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