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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Intelligent Computer Unit Processing (ICUP)

Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The thing about hiring a paramilitary force of exclusively undateable men is that eventually you have to tell them or risk significant casualties to comely barmaids with shanks in their skirts.

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I would rather admit to rampant bribery and corruption than say I swing conservative because I'm afraid they wont be my friends. I feel like this piece was supposed to humanize Kavanaugh, but it actually stains every single one of his rulings with the most pathetic possible conflict of interest.

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My favorite thing about Shannon Hospital is that, femdom freak though she may be, her subs are reliably even freakier in ways she does not anticipate. She's a siren staring at her phone while sailors dash and drown on her rocks whether she's singing or not.

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I was not aware from the trailer that the director viewed his "The Purge but for Sex" fictional world as a utopia

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Say what you will about Lindsey Graham, I'm very happy for him that he's finally being what he always was inside, what we always knew him to be.

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Explaining my autism on a first date

Swan Boy says "i know about extra stuff when it comes to Jackass"

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I love how any character who meets Noel, no matter how polite or deferential at first, ends up being rude to him the same kind of way. It's the perfect way of letting you know that it's something wrong with him and him alone.

Noel: what's wrong with Noel?

Minerva: Is a name of legend. The name of thr promised king of heaven, earth, & sea

(About a dozen strips later)
Noel: why is he doing that?
Minerva: doth my king think me psychic?

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

When you're making a decision about your kid, the way you talk to them or how you treat them, if you suddenly think "I'm doing something wrong", you gotta stop right there and change what you're doing. And you gotta tell your kid you're doing it. Too many parents are too embarrassed to apologize

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I love how every time there's a new Swan Boy, a webcomic about neither furries nor lesbians, half the quote posts are lesbians slowly becoming furries and furries slowly becoming lesbians

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

My grandpa, babysitting while possibly stoned, let me watch Eraserhead at 6

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

5- masterpiece 4.5- nearly perfect 4- transcendent 3.5- very good 3- above average 2.5- could go either way 2- not particularly good 1.5- very bad in fact 1- you would have to TRY to make a movie this bad .5- the 2015 film "Absolutely Anything", directed by Terry Jones

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

September 28 of 2019 I saw my favorite musician perform onstage for the first time, ate my favorite food for the first time, and listened to the first episode of my new favorite podcast. All in the same night. And I listened to that podcast because I followed Chris Hastings.

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I have a cold so I'm spending my Monday evening telling my partner about Boys Night

A text conversation wherein I present Patch and Joe Fixit to my partner. I proclaim it Boys Night.

I tell my partner once again of an example of Boys Night, this time its Edward G Robinson and Yul Brynner from The Ten Commandments

A third example of Boys Night. Pom-pom, coach z, and Bubs at marzipan's luau

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Thanks to Google AI I've found a bold new biblical scholar who's not afraid to ask the real questions

AI Overview on google for the question "What year was exodus"
Three sources provided are the literal bible interpretation, the scholarly historical interpretation, and some guy on reddit.

the guy on reddit Google AI pointed me towards, wondering what his eye color is

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I will not be able to rest until I know how @pattymo.com feels about the Paleontologist Who Keeps Making T-Rex Worse appearing in The Files

An email wherein controversial paleontologist Jack Horner details what a nice time he had on a certain island

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Its so funny to be the only company on earth to genuinely understand that what they purport to do would require a philosopher but they just hire a shitty poet instead

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Oooh. Now I actually would love to have evey oil executive in the world in one shittily designed wide open room. This is a good point.

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

The Trump administration destabilized and crashed the US economy, straining relationships woth foreign countries, all so they could turn the economy into one openly backed in piracy. Now they're smashing the dopamine button to make the population dependant on piracy for any hope of the future.

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

"Chief Political Commentator" cannot handle a simple metaphor clearly spoken using words any fifth grader could define

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

This sucks and here's why: Kids should learn the lesson that moral, just causes can be comandeered by the corrupt and wicked, and it is not a reflection on the morality of the cause if it is. You can still fight for justice even if others use the fight to make a buck.

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

This reminds me of when Elizabeth Warren derided Bernie Sanders' lonely stand against the Iraq war. You dont only fight for the right thing when you know you can win. If your champion of the downtrodden isn't willing to fight battles of principle, they're not really fighting, are they?

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Some are saying Trump is afraid of Mamdani or was charmed by Mamdani or has something truly hideous in mind for mamdani but honestly I think he was just excited to see the guy from TV.

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Calling 2028 right now as MTG vs AOC and its going to be more pilled and melted than you can possibly imagine. You are going to see milquetoast moderates expressing rhetoric that would have gotten a special visit from the FBI in the 80s

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

They put the middle option on the end to make the Trump Good side look better and the numbers are still crushing

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

We're gonna crack his egg and then it's time for Vatican 3 bitch

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

This is a competitive category but I think Bari Weiss is the most out of her depth public figure in the United States of America

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

"How can we possibly make another Daffy Duck cartoon was he was shot and presumably eaten in the previous year's hunting season?"

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

"Here's some money, go see an oncologist"

Lucille Bluth handing one, maybe two bills to a confused young man

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Not funding it IS the emergency, you dry-yet-somehow-greasy old handbag

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

The average person is going to lose 450 pounds according to our wise and benevolent administration. Ill probably abstain because anything under negative 150 i consider a danger weight for my height

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Bill Ackman tomorrow: "Muslimdamni used his victory speech to condone the private life of a known sexual predator. The west has fallen"

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Mamdani's critics say his policies wont work but they already are.

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

RFK Jr is going to have Scott Dilbert very publicly murdered with malpractice

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Why are you reminding me? I write books. You know those guys.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Folks, when you’ve got it you’ve got it

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

We have had three presidents in a row whose brains are actively turning into clam chowder and two of them are the same guy.

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

"The peasants have no bread? Then let them eat shit!"

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

If people will only oppose fascism with you if your movement permits the trappings of the fascist regime that they personally enjoy, then they are the ones employing a purity test, not the antifascists.

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

If this particular political moment ends up known as the Plague of Frogs that's going to make it sound so much cuter in retrospect

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Gen X-ers are the softest fascists of all time. Theyve been in power for like 8 months and their only serious pushback is people yelling at them on Twitter. Just chase these nervous nellies around with a butterfly net

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Very Normal Books @verynormalbooks.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

I just saw a Progressive Insurance ad that was just two people wistfully talking about how they cant afford to take a vacation but sometimes you get to sit down or hear a song you like. This economy is fucking grim.

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