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Death to billionaires. All opinions are a joke.

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thinking about that one time my mom and I went to Santa Fe in late October
Aspens and other trees shine golden yellow in the sunset against a cloudy gray skyMore trees at sunset Mountains as seen across the Rio Grande
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, we might have another cat now. Meet MooMoo. He has been warming up to us and let himself into the house this weekend 🐄
A spotted black and white cat on a gray sofaA spotted black and white cat sits on a windowsill
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m, like, OLD old. As in, “gas was less than a buck a gallon when I started driving” old.
Line graph of gas price per gallon with February 1999 at 90 cents
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was watching Steel Magnolias again and I am turning into Ouiser more and more with every passing day.
Ouiser Boudreaux says eat shit and die
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Felt cute!
A blooming anemone with white flowers
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ohio is centrally located, so we’ve roadtripped a lot
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
TIL Logan Lerman and Dylan Minnette are not the same person
Dylan Minnette, at left, who was in Scream, and Logan Lerman, at right, who was not
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Haven’t done FCF in a while
A Carolina mantis for Friendly Cannibal Friday
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Everything reminds me of him
Rotted tree root leaking some kind of black ooze
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This was before she learned to control her powers
Headline says Candice Bergen nearly burned down a restaurant in Switzerland as a teenager, above a photo of her with an approving look on her face
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We stacked the bones of our Bradford pear as a warning to other invasive species
A cord of split wood in two racks
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
And what, you think that makes you special?
HuffPost headline “I got inseminated in a Burger King bathroom just off Route 57”
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Still slaps. Nobody out there doing it like Rockapella
Album art for Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego by Rockapella
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Took a beaut of a hike earlier this evening
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I needed that laugh today
Article from the print edition of The Onion (subscribe!) headlined Taco Bell Under Fire For Ad Portraying Christ’s Crunchifixion over a picture of Jesus on a cross made of what appear to be taquitos and let me tell you, I nearly woke up my household hooting and hollering at 2am
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Jewel
A silver metallic buttplug with a pink gemstone
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
A king-size mattress you say
Adam DiMarco shrugging suggestively in a magenta tank top
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
FleabaneMore delphinium and scorpionweedLighter variety of delphinium
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Mother Nature was showing off her full b*ssy yesterday
Great waterleafScorpionweedVioletDelphinium
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
ilysm cincinnati
Taste of Belgium offers free Lemon Pound Cake waffles in honor of Afroman’s trial win
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
This show is reality TV for Christopher Guest fans:
A man with a sword and sunglasses stands in front of a gate in the road, an advertisement for an HBO series called Neighbors
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
When I saw we got another free lunch today
Hillary Clinton enthusiastically does the Macarena at the 1996 DNC
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Post your most daddy pic
Man with a belly and a jockstrap
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
You’re fishing for the Shai-Halussy aren’t you
Popcorn bucket with attachment shaped like a sandworn’s mouth but it looks like a sex thing
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Got out for a while tonight, support your local ski hill!
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Cute little sunset trailrun tonight
Two trees frame a view into a River valley with the sun settingGay guy with circular dark rim glasses and a bulk cap looks into the sunset like an idiot
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Shoutout to this diva for keeping bottoms clean 🙂‍↕️
Kellogg’s All-Bran cereal, a single serving of which has 43% of your daily fiber needs
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Southern California is a testament to the hubris of man.
Sign along dusty desert road that says Welcome Salton Sea Beach
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Serendipity is seeing this post and then Music hitting this banger on autoplay
I Don’t Feel Like Dancing by Scissor Sisters
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Oh no 🐷 🤭
My Merriam-Webster word for 2026 is “sloppy”
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Got out to the local ski hill yesterday, the Winter Storm Warning meant it was a sickos-only crowd 🤙🏻
Two men in ski gear pose for a selfie in front of a ski hill
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
hey @professorbutts.com does this count as loose coffee
Person holding a Styrofoam coffee cup in a car. There is no lid.
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Same 😭
Apparently my top album last year was The Essential James Taylor, music most associated with Boomers
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Can’t blame a lady for taking a peek
Woman at gym looking surprised in mirror
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Last day of the season for these guys 🥲
Peach-colored I'Conia begoniaPink and white I'Conia begonia
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
@rooster.info why is Bowman receiving an Owner Occupancy tax credit on his College Hill property if he, the owner, doesn’t live there?
Hamilton County property tax information table
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Bad news, I’m Adult 121.
Script on the side of a ship saying “120 adult life preservers”
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Sorry not sorry
The Tramp from Disney’s animated Lady and the TrampThe Tramp from Disney’s animated Lady and the Tramp
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
“Hey Oscar, how would you describe your trash can?”
Cincinnati dot com headline says “‘high-end, compact living’: Homearama 2025 starts Saturday in Oakley”
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Stop doomscrolling and go listen to this before bed
Cover of Breezin’ by George Benson
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Hey, Ohio, it’s pawpaw season 🥭
A lumpy green-and-brown egg-shaped fruit in a man’s palm along a hiking trail
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
You guys they’re trans-fatting the kids
Dumb headline about Ozempic for 12-year-olds
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
This should’ve been a much bigger hit back in the day. Absolutely slaps.
Album art for Nightshift by The Commodores
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
There’s a George Jefferson National Forest?
Map label saying George Washington & Jefferson National Forests
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Texas is the hardest “no” of all
A map of states where I’d live.
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
They really love the agastache
Monarch butterfly feeds on purple agastache in Cincinnati, Ohio
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Outrageous: A former assistant prosecutor, Republican of course, says it’s not a crime for a white man to slap a Black man and shout the n-word at him on the street in America.
Clip from article linked above: 
Former Chief Assistant Hamilton County Prosecutor Mark Piepmeier answered that question over Zoom.

"I don't see that the person, from what I've seen, committed a crime," Piepmeier said. "Assault is causing or attempting to cause harm to another person. Felonious assault is causing or attempting to cause serious physical harm to the other person. So, if I reach out and slap you, I'm not intending to harm you, and I don't harm you.
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
If Vivek wanted the entire Greater Cincinnati region to hate him before the town hall even started, he should’ve just said so
A column from pipsqueak grifter Vivek Ramaswamy, mwho aspires to be Ohio governor but openly hates high school football quarterbacks and prom queens, comparing Cincinnati to Newark, St. Paul, and Plano, three cities which are absolutely nothing like Cincinnati
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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I’m so sorry my bad
A man coughs on a blunt
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