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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Thinking about that one time my mom and I went to Santa Fe in late October

Aspens and other trees shine golden yellow in the sunset against a cloudy gray sky

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So, we might have another cat now. Meet MooMoo. He has been warming up to us and let himself into the house this weekend 🐄

A spotted black and white cat on a gray sofa

A spotted black and white cat sits on a windowsill

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’m, like, OLD old. As in, “gas was less than a buck a gallon when I started driving” old.

Line graph of gas price per gallon with February 1999 at 90 cents

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Did I ever tell you guys about the time we shredded not one but two (2) tires leaving Point Reyes, had no cell service, got towed to Petaluma and then heard a murder behind our hotel?

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I was watching Steel Magnolias again and I am turning into Ouiser more and more with every passing day.

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I didn’t know Ari Shapiro had left All Things Considered. That’s great! I had to stop listening any time he was on, his overdramatic “news acting” was a major annoyance and introduced his personal bias to stories.

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Yeah, I fully expect Greg Landsman to put out something like this soon. (Yes, THAT Greg Landsman.)

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think I’ve come to realize and accept, finally, that there are no actual good places to work, just places that compensate you more for the shitty experience.

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Stuck in Sacramento would be a great sitcom title

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

What “shared bond”? A whole lot of us saw the writing on the wall and knew America would overreact itself into oblivion, which is exactly what happened while braindead Third Way libs like you were having big fee-fees about “unity.”

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

How long after the midterms do we think JD waits to invoke the 25th Amendment and throw the old man overboard? Bc that’s exactly the kinda thing people like JD do, it seems inevitable.

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Karen Bass is the John Cranley of Los Angeles.

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Straight coworker running the fantasy football league keeps sending emails like “FF update” and it’s like SIR this is a workplace

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I don’t think Putin will accept defeat, so it seems like the only way to wrap up the situation in Ukraine is for the KGB to clean up its own mess.

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Ohio is centrally located, so we’ve roadtripped a lot

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The Rooster @rooster.info · 23/08/2026

The Rooster obtained an early look at the Lincoln Project's new ad blasting Ohio Republican Congressman Max Miller over his history of domestic violence. Miller faces Democratic union ironworker Brian Poindexter in November for a once-"Safe Republican" seat that's now listed as a toss-up.

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

TIL Logan Lerman and Dylan Minnette are not the same person

Dylan Minnette, at left, who was in Scream, and Logan Lerman, at right, who was not

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Me watching Vin Diesel in anything: Get his ass, The Rock!

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Woman in front of me at the dispensary: so the 40 percent off sale for this month, is that tomorrow too?

static.klipy.com

Surprised Blank Stare in the Dark

Alt: Surprised Blank Stare in the Dark

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I do not foresee Bernie Moreno being a two-term senator.

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Automatic headlights are like a penis, they both turn on at inopportune moments and you have no control over it

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Riding as passenger with my husband reminds me how broken the suburban brain is when it comes to traffic and that’s all I’ll say about that

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

There’s now two generations of people who have never known music without autotune

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

This was before she learned to control her powers

Headline says Candice Bergen nearly burned down a restaurant in Switzerland as a teenager, above a photo of her with an approving look on her face

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

We stacked the bones of our Bradford pear as a warning to other invasive species

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

And what, you think that makes you special?

HuffPost headline “I got inseminated in a Burger King bathroom just off Route 57”

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

What if we made an incontinent racist boomer the president. What then.

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

a TV show you’re (not) positive no one remembers but you youtu.be/kUMRFiKYkJw?...

youtu.be

Dino Riders Intro 1988

YouTube video by Rexys Reviews

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Why isn’t fried rice just called frice?

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

“vote blue no matter who” absolutely not, eat shit you pansy-ass motherfuckers

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Still slaps. Nobody out there doing it like Rockapella

Album art for Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego by Rockapella

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

There’s a new Blake Maislin ad where he’s in a boxing ring against Flo from Progressive, so I guess he wants his image to be “guy who beats up women”?

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

The thing is absolutely no one in the United States outside of the South Florida Cuban community gives one flying fuck about Cuba.

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Those noisy obnoxious truck and sportscar commercials completely miss the point. This is and remains the perfect advertisement for an automobile www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-kq...

youtube.com

Volkswagen "Pink Moon"

YouTube video by Alan Pafenbach

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

My grandpa had us grandsons up a ladder with a chainsaw by age 13 and I’m only now realizing that was perhaps not as common experience as I thought

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I think I’m going back to a dumb phone. The internet keeps getting worse so I don’t really need it in my pocket anymore.

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Remember, guys, if you care about your town’s water quality and quantity, you’re just a stupid NIMBY. Just ignore all those drought maps, they’re lying to you because Ryan and his friends decided science is fake when they can dunk on us commoners with “lizard brains.”

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Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Hey, Missouri: What’s the deal with all the boots? Every other billboard on I-70 is some kinda boot store or outlet.

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Jay Rosen @jayrosen.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

When Bari Weiss came to CBS she had almost no experience in broadcast news. It was a political hire, not journalism. "...By whom do you want to be interviewed on 60 Minutes, Mr. Prime Minister? Would Lesley Stahl with 35 years on the program suit, or would our Major Garrett be more to your liking?"

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