Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Thinking about that one time my mom and I went to Santa Fe in late October 070 7
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Is this what The Lighthouse was about? 010 1
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I guess I just think the Bengals aren’t a very good teamstatic.klipy.comMarge Simpson GroansAlt: Marge Simpson Groans 050 5
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026An elderly neighbor up the street fed a ton of strays. She died, so now we’re all trapping/neutering them and most are feral. But this guy clearly knows his way around a house (and our hearts)🥰 040 4
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So, we might have another cat now. Meet MooMoo. He has been warming up to us and let himself into the house this weekend 🐄 2212 21
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Babe somebody’s got a gun to your head 110 1
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You could get five Arby’s roast beef sandwiches or five beef and cheddars for five dollars. A bean burrito at Taco Bell was 69 cents. What a time to be alive. 020 2
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m, like, OLD old. As in, “gas was less than a buck a gallon when I started driving” old. 150 5
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco...cbsnews.comPetaluma Man Gets 10 Years In Shooting Death Of WifeA Petaluma man was sentenced to 10 years in prison Mondahy afternoon for fatally shooting his wife in their home in 2010. 010 1
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026By the time it was 11 at night We grabbed some food the only place open (Safeway across the street), and were in our room watching SNL when we heard the most blood-curdling scream from the street behind the hotel. When we got up the next morning, we found out the scream was a woman being killed. 110 1
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We flagged down a ranger who was leaving the park for the night. He called a tow truck from Point Reyes Station. When it got to us, it broke down. So that driver called another driver to tow us the 50+ miles to Petaluma. He dropped us at the tire shop, and we walked about a half-mile to a hotel. 110 1
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Did I ever tell you guys about the time we shredded not one but two (2) tires leaving Point Reyes, had no cell service, got towed to Petaluma and then heard a murder behind our hotel? 120 2
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I was watching Steel Magnolias again and I am turning into Ouiser more and more with every passing day. 161 6
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I wanted to like it more than I did, and I think I’ll still see it again to give it another chance. He just made the sort of annoyingly-dumb decisions that people only make in horror movies, and my brain couldn’t get past that 110 1
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I didn’t know Ari Shapiro had left All Things Considered. That’s great! I had to stop listening any time he was on, his overdramatic “news acting” was a major annoyance and introduced his personal bias to stories. 010 1
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This legit scared me as a kid! Gonna order some miak now just to be safe. 010 1
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yeah, I fully expect Greg Landsman to put out something like this soon. (Yes, THAT Greg Landsman.) 030 3
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think I’ve come to realize and accept, finally, that there are no actual good places to work, just places that compensate you more for the shitty experience. 010 1
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I saw that one. The guy didn’t even look excited to have it served to him. Probably thinking about all the diarrhea the melted cheese would give him. 010 1
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“One time I turned into a dog and they helped me.” 120 2
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Stuck in Sacramento would be a great sitcom title 140 4
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What an incredibly loving way to honor him. May his memory be a blessing 130 3
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What “shared bond”? A whole lot of us saw the writing on the wall and knew America would overreact itself into oblivion, which is exactly what happened while braindead Third Way libs like you were having big fee-fees about “unity.” 031 3
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Watching Maxxxine, again, because I love this movie.static.klipy.comMia Goth as Toxiqueney Mannequinney: 'I know the lines'Alt: Mia Goth says 'I know the lines' 061 6
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026How long after the midterms do we think JD waits to invoke the 25th Amendment and throw the old man overboard? Bc that’s exactly the kinda thing people like JD do, it seems inevitable. 030 3
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Karen Bass is the John Cranley of Los Angeles. 010 1
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It looks amazing! What’s the flavor like? 000 0
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Straight coworker running the fantasy football league keeps sending emails like “FF update” and it’s like SIR this is a workplace 030 3
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I don’t think Putin will accept defeat, so it seems like the only way to wrap up the situation in Ukraine is for the KGB to clean up its own mess. 030 3
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Oh got it. I couldn’t remember if that’s part of what gave me my foot fetish 🤭 010 1
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026But like, what did the rollerskate smell like? 110 1
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Ohio is centrally located, so we’ve roadtripped a lot 010 1
Reposted by Nobody importantThe Rooster @rooster.info · 23/08/2026The Rooster obtained an early look at the Lincoln Project's new ad blasting Ohio Republican Congressman Max Miller over his history of domestic violence. Miller faces Democratic union ironworker Brian Poindexter in November for a once-"Safe Republican" seat that's now listed as a toss-up. 13514 35
Nobody important @veryaveragejoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026From the live album on the Vineyard? We listened to that so much growing up 110 1
