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SideDish

@versdc.bsky.social
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NSFW 🔞 Sex-positive queer nerd in Northern VA. Side/vers. Kinky. Usually thirsty. He/Him BLM. ACAB. Free Palestine. Abolish ICE. Trans rights are human rights. Sex work is work. If you know me IRL, you're welcome. 😉😇

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well then maybe we put you where you need to be, and let the rest of the guys while some dice to figure out what they'll be doing (or taking 😈)
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today's h-word mood is: I'm in a bukkake mood. I need a half dozen (or more 🤞) horny studs to jerk off and shoot their loads on my face. If they need to use my mouth to get them over the edge, I will oblige. But the primary intent is just for them to cum on me.
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A proposal: The three of us get together, then roll a die to determine which of us has to sit in the cuck chair while the other two have to fuck/breed. One die roll. No rerolls. No stopping till the breeding happens.
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know you're offering it freely, and that's hot, but it's a little bit hotter for me if you tell me you're going to give it to me whether I want it or not. (I do want it, we're just going to pretend I might not)
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My mouth is available 24/7. Doesn't matter if it's "eager" or not, it'll take every inch of you, and every drop of your load, on demand regardless of its mood..😈
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorta... What I actually want is for you to *force* my face in there, while I pretend to struggle against you.
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Y'know, I wasn't actually feeling thirsty today until I saw this post. And now I'm parched and desperately need to put you in my mouth and swallow every drop of your, um, life force.... 😈
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Uh, can I turn around and grab it with my ass?
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please grab my head and shove my face directly into that puddle on the table. 🥵
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:)) @happywanksgivin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oops #sundaycumday
Thick ropes of cum spread up my torso and spackle my fizzy happy trail. My hand props up my still hard cock as cum drips down the engorged head around my Prince Albert piercing.
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤤😋 I'll lick up every drop!!!
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🥵 I need to shove my face against that
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neiko @f4gtar0t.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes i am and yes you may 🤭
pov pic from bush to pecs
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today's h-word mood is: I wanna sit in the cuck chair and maintain direct eye contact with you while you're getting railed from behind by an anonymous stranger.
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ruff!! Would totally be your dance partner. 🪩
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just what the Doctor ordered! 🤤
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I mean, I only top if the hole is pre-loaded, so yeah lemme in there.
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sounds like you're just a short drive away from the cuck chair. 😈 (You might not ever get there, but you're still in the neighborhood)
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can I run my hands through it while you're balls deep down my throat so I can't breathe? 😈
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today's h-word mood is: I need a guy who will make me whimper (sexually). How exactly he accomplishes that is entirely up to him. 😈
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🥵 I wanna feel that PA in my throat while those weights bang against my chin...
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm clearly not hanging out in the right bars. 🤤
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I would love to chill with a pup who's using a joystick to play games while I...play with his joystick.
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It totally counts! Also, 🤤🤤🤤 I need it in my mouth.
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JustIn Undies @justinundies.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
sniffing undies makes me hard (reupload)
selfie at my bed with red bed sheet, sitting there in grey shirt, with open legs and pretty hard while holding a colourful boxer against my face
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Door's unlocked. I'll be on my knees, blindfolded and waiting. 😈
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
C'mon over here and I'll make sure it doesn't stay soft for long... 😈
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fuuuuck that's hot! And I can't decide whether I would rather be that bottom (get me pregnant!) or fuck that bottom (because I love sliding my dick in a sloppy hole dripping with some other dude's cum)
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mike 👻 @onlinegayguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
what if… someone put their dick in there? 🤔
butt
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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
have some ass and dick and cock for gaybor day
my ass with hard cock pushed down, viewed from behind while i'm on my knees on bed
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Let's hop in the sauna and I'll give you some head. Then you can fuck me in the shower while we rinse the sweat off.
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I would have that thing so soaked with spit and throat slime, your balls would be dripping.
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mmm. I need to find myself a local to play this game with. 🥵
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh. Oh no. 😳🤢
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Drippin Thick @drippinthick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hey down there. Waiting outside the door so patiently... You're up, come on in.
A fit hairy man with curly hair stands naked in a sliding glass doorway. He has his right arm up and his thick cock is erect and standing at attention. He is staring at the camera.
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Never have I ever had poppers poured directly into my nose. (Accidentally! But it was...very unpleasant)
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Today's h-word mood is: Lubed up and stroking my penis this afternoon, like a good little bate bro. But I'm not cumming, because a Dom bro wants to edge & polish me tonight, so I'm not allowed to shoot until he milks it out of me. Also, I haven't cum for three days, so I'm absolutely feral.
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That can be arranged....
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fuuuuuu. It's even better than I'd imagined it.
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'll take a double order, please. 🤤
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99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
don't forget the special cream
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And I need to eat it after you glaze it. 🤤
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Nuktuk @hell0mranderson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A little evening sun
Photo looking down at a speedo bulge
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Patrick Reilly @patrickreilly1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Be my toy #Bigdick #bwc #cock #penis #dick #nsfw #bulge #bi #gay #bisexual #porn #hung #horny #nsfwtwt #monstercock #naked #chudai #toronto
Be my toyBe my toyBe my toyBe my toy
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DaddyLaserXXXXs @daddylaserxxxxs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
✨⭐️✨ #FCF ✨⭐️✨
Daddylaserxxxxs taking a nude mirror selfie from a side angle with his cock out
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‘batespread @batespread.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I should start a collection called "Anything But A Ruler" made up of dick pics posted here of guys trying to show the size of it using, you guessed it, anything but a ruler.
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gmaxx uk @gmaxxuk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Am more semi than soft at the moment #scs …maybe #semisaturday ?🤔 #bator #uncut #penis #pits #hairyballs #spermtanks #gaynude #woodmorning
Laying in bed smiling, hand behind head with semi-erect penis and balls lit by a sunbeam
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Butt naked blue dog @furriesare.sexy · 06/09/2026
You hopping in the sauna with me or not? #nsfw #erect #fursuit #sauna #nude #nudity
Standing in front of a 2 person sauna, erect, with Syber fursuit head on
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Pup Ripley @pupripley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Late Night Dumb Twitchy Cock featuring a flash of cat
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