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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A little WFH dick slip on this FCF. The head looks like it's losing a little luster and could use a good thorough polishing, don't you think? Anyone want to take care of that for me? 😈

The head of a penis peeking out the leg of grey sweatshorts.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Today's h-word mood is: Woke up like this. But getting bored of jerking it myself. Need a buddy to jerk it for me. Maybe polish the head a little and make me squirm. 😈

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

The current half-chub. Bro is gonna get such a big mouthful of cum from this beast in a couple days...

The waistband of a pair of gray sweatpants is pulled down to reveal a semi-erect cock.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Today's h-word mood is: It's (U.S.) Thanksgiving today. Offering up this slab of meat to any guy who needs to escape his family for a little while.

A fat hard cock poking out of dark blue boxerbriefs as I lay in bed.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Greased up and popperbating for #FCF this week. Who wants to join?

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I missed Fat Cock Friday, so here's some Morning Wood Saturday for you.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

This Fat Cock Friday, I'm getting hard while thinking about the guy I'm gonna tie down and edge tomorrow. 😈 #FCF

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

I missed #FCF, but here's some morning wood for y'all anyway.

A thick erect cock, mostly visible under a blanket.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Here's a hotel semi for #FCF. Just woke up, so I might get online in a minute to look for a cute Seattle guy who wants to come over and attend to it. 😈

A POV of me looking down at my dick while laying in a hotel bed. I'm a pasty white dude wearing boxer briefs with a multicolor "confetti" pattern, and my thick cut cock is pulled out through the fly and resting there in a semi-hard state. The rest of the hotel room is visible in the background.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Happy Fat Cock Friday, boys!

A thick erect dick, pointing straight up.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

If you can see this, quote a pic of your bush.

Pov looking down at my crotch. My hand is pulling down my green sweat shorts just enough to reveal the base of my thick cock, surrounded by a well-trimmed bush.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

It's Friday. The cock is fat. And it needs a mouth. #FCF #FatCockFriday

My fat hog, pulled out while sitting at my desk.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Happy #FCF lads!! Been having a rough time of it this past month, but fat cocks make everything better, right?

Pov looking down at my thick hard cock while laying in bed.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

@uncutirishguy.bsky.social said to wiggle it for him, so here ya go. Happy #FCF boys!

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

It's not Sunday, but here's a softie anyway. Sure could use someone to get it hard for me...😈

A close shot as I pull down the waistband of my shorts, exposing my soft dick.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Wruff. Anyone want to share a bone? (This doggo unfortunately needs reading glasses to properly see his phone. ☹️)

A middle aged dude in a black&white neoprene pup hood, with reading glasses haphazardly balanced on his snoot.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

You've done a bit better than me!!

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

That morning wood I woke up with the other day? Of course I snapped a pic! Happy #FCF boys!

An erect penis in the morning light. It needs a mouth on it.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Bukkake party of my dreams, right here. All these gorgeous men circled around with me in the center.

A collage of the 49 Bluesky users that I most interact with. All of them are hot.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

For the last #FCF of 2024, I'm trying out a different camera angle on my morning wood. #FatCockFriday

Side view of my thick hard cock, while laying in bed.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Today's h-word mood is: Happy #fcf everyone! And it's Friday the 13th, so someone ought to be impaled. Will it be you?

A thick, hard dick, pulled out of grey sweat pants.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I have more than one favorite pic, but this is certainly among them.

A thick, erect penis, with a drip of precum on the tip.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Blarg. The bone is being uncooperative right now, so y'all are getting a softie for #FCF (Please ignore the sharpie on my hand reminding me I need to go through CVS)

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

Happy #FCF #FatCockFriday everybody! I could really use a sloppy wet mouth on this.

A thick, erect cock, pulled out through the fly of striped boxer briefs. I'm laying on the bed and the POV is looking down at my dick. There are bookshelves in the background.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

Here's a little information about me... 😈

A sketch depicting 28 jars labeled with different kinks, such as "spit", "choking", or "feet". The jars are colored in to various depths to indicate my interest in that kink. My fullest jars are "being a switch", "gags", and "bondage".

A blank version of the prior image. It depicts 28 jars labeled with various kinks.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 24/09/2024

I know it's monochrome Monday, and this pic is in color. But I'm so pale let's pretend it counts anyway.

POV looking down at my hard dick, pulled out over the waistband of my shorts, as I relax on the couch.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 09/08/2024

Today's h-word mood is: I wanna be blindfolded and gagged, tied spread eagle to the bed. Front door unlocked. "Stranger" comes in, sucks me and swallows my load. Then he jerks off, shoots all over my face, and leaves. I never see him or get to touch his dick. 😈 #FatCockFriday #FCF

A POV photo looking down at my dick. I'm laying in bed with the covers pulled down just enough to expose my green boxer briefs, with my semi-hard dick and balls pulled through the fly.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 07/06/2024

Today's h-word mood is: It's #FatCockFriday #FCF and I'm WFH. So naturally I've got my hog out, because he was begging for attention.

The POV of my computer mouse, looking at me sitting at my home desk. I'm not wearing a shirt, and I'm holding down the waistband of my shorts, allowing my semi-erect penis to flop out.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 31/05/2024

Happy #FatCockFriday #FCF to all who celebrate. I haven't cum for a week. Who wants to milk a load out of this beast, and where do you want me to shoot it?

Looking down at my fat hog while laying in bed, with the bed covers pulled back just enough to reveal it. It's hard and my hand is wrapped around it. The room is dimly lit and my fingernails are painted bright pink.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 13/05/2024

Really feeling my feelings tonight, and desperately want someone to part these lips with his dick before absolutely destroying my tonsils. Only reason I'm not online right now looking for someone to do that is that I have a dentist appointment this week and don't want them to see the bruising. 😈

A close-up of my mouth, nose, and chin. My mouth is closed, but there's a slight smirk to it.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

Today's h-word mood is: I need you (yes, you) to choose some of those "accessories" in the background for us to play with on this #FatCockFriday #FCF

Holding my thick, hard cock for the camera while laying in bed. A variety of sex toys and hoods can be seen sitting atop the bookshelf in the background.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 16/04/2024

A little Monday Evening dog bone for all the good pups out there. Anybody want a lick?

Close-up of my thick, hard cock as I sit on the couch waiting for a good pup to come take care of me.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 08/04/2024

It's eclipse day, so the puppy bone is practicing by hiding behind something. How about you come over and we watch the sun disappear, then make each other's dicks disappear.

An erect penis, partially obscured by the blanket in a hotel bed.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 05/04/2024

I'm traveling at the moment, so today's #FatCockFriday is a hotel boner. #FCF

Showing off my hard dick, with a small drip precum on the tip, while laying in a hotel bed.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 22/03/2024

Happy #FatCockFriday y'all! Today's #FCF is brought to you by a dick that needs a wet sloppy mouth on it.

Pulling down the waistband of my shorts, leaving my semi-erect fat cock flopping out.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 01/03/2024

Today's h-word mood is: Trying to set up a time for my suck-buddy to come over and take care of this (while also feeding me his fat cock). In the meantime, it makes for a good #FCF #FatCockFriday

My hard thick dick, hold up against a pillow while I lay in bed. Precum drips down the head.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 25/02/2024

Time for some auto stroker training. I set a timer, put on some porn, and can't turn off the stroker until the timer beeps. Even if I cum. 😈

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 24/02/2024

He's feeling shy under the covers this morning. Who wants to go spelunking and take care of him?

Bed covers held up in a manner approximating a cave entrance. You can just see the base of an erect penis inside the "cave".

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 16/02/2024

Been a while since I posted for FCF. This week's comes with bonus toys in the background.

A view of the lower half of my body, laying in bed. I'm holding my mostly-hard dick in my hand. The bookshelves in the background are topped with an array of kink & sex paraphernalia.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

Today's FCF brought to you by fuzzy socks and several inches of snow.

A semi-erect penis (mine) poking through the fly of my grey sweat pants. The glass door in the background reveals a snowy wonderland.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

As usual, y'all's FCF posts got this pup riled up and he made a mess.

A penis in my hand, with freshly-shot semen.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 10/11/2023

Waiting for someone to come through that door and take care of this... Happy FCF, you sexy men.

Photo looking down at my hard dick in my hand, bed covers pulled back to expose it. The open bedroom door is visible in the background.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 27/10/2023

Bit more of a tease for this week's Fat Cock Friday post, rather than the usual full hog. Also featuring the new boxer briefs I picked up at Target last weekend. Who's joining me?

Photo of me from the waist down, lying in bed. I'm wearing green checkered boxer briefs with my penis pulled out through the fly, and it's partially obscured by my hand.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

Feeling a bit blah today, so I'm kinda phoning it in on my FCF pic this week. Open to suggestions on what you'll do to make me feel better...

A mediocre photo of my fat cock, pulled out through the fly of my boxer briefs.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 16/10/2023

A fictional character you would give an invite to.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

Y'all's FCF posts have got me a little leaky. 🥵

My erect penis, with a drip of precum leaking out the tip.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

Somebody please come over, tie me down, popper me up, and edge me till my mind melts.

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 30/09/2023

What did I look like ten years ago? About the same, in the areas that matter. 😉🍆💦

A photo of my penis from ten years ago. It doesn't look very different from recent ones

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SideDish @versdc.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

Guess what day it is?! It's Fat Cock Friday! Today I thought I would double up FCF with yesterday's spontaneous theme of Thick Load Thursday, as I did not post anything for that.

My post-orgasm penis, held in my hand. There are drips of semen on my exposed stomach.

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