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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 3h
I have two papers due today so naturally I’m deep cleaning my kitchen
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I cannot tell you how in absolute fucking awe I am of my trans friends for being themselves despite everything happening in the world 🤯
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c.e. chant/hades 💀🐊 💬 too many comics @portaltohades.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hey guys, i apologize to push but yesterday's ER trip ate about $30 of my transportation fund that I really need. I know things are tight for everyone so Im sorry for always asking for more. I have a diagnosis now so im hoping to see about reapplying for assistance but that's sadly gonna take time
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I need the supernatural mundane: a werewolf picking ticks out of its fur, a vampire trying to get a hair off their tongue, a zombie suffering from poison ivy, a skeleton with degenerative disc disease
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Yawn
ALT: Yawn
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 15/08/2026
Saturday Spooky Sexy Skills Edition
@mars_adler
You're scared of monsters? Skill issue. I'm kissing them.
[Text in front of a pic of flowers]
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Andrew Neal | Added Value Books @wanderlane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hell yeah. $1465. A mere $135 to $1600, and if we get there before 8am... well, read the post I quoted. That's just 4 people buying a single copy of the print book! I'd be very happy to give a bunch of you some of this production art. www.kickstarter.com/projects/wan...
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Aimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 13/08/2026
It's yet another lovely night to follow some human artists, don't you think?
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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ida ✸ blueguy brainrot 💎✸ @tujiux.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
advertising my art to others is like this
A still from game changer of the PA Kaylee holding up a blank piece of paper, but it has two stickman kissing
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sketch to keep myself sane I think I stayed faithful to the size difference, you tell me
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sketch to keep myself sane I think I stayed faithful to the size difference, you tell me
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m coming off as a bit of an asshole to my college course teammates (and maybe I am one), but out of the four of us, I’ve been a team of one and they’re the cause of a good chunk of my sleep deprivation so…
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🏳️‍⚧️screaming queer cryptid👁️🔥🎨 @nintala-scribble.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
hello down to the final few days gotta raise like p much the whole fuckn amount of 500 rent asap PLUS 200 utilities bc Im a lil behind on payments😭🙏 as cool as my art is I dont make a ton of sales , I AM TRYING TO UPDATE MY SHOPS im tired #helpsky #mutualaid #disabled #rebthelp #transcrowdfund
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Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Back from the grave and STILL one hundred percent A.I. free. Come for the rage, stay for the dismemberment. See how Bishop Rider makes them burn. #booksky shotgunhoney.com/books/catalo...
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I had to go into work sick today because we have no pto and our new leadership has us on a point system for the year that will penalize us for getting sick from the very kids we serve. I’m tired, boss.
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✦𝕄𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕔✦ @mythiccae.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Our modern day cryptid, Jimothy
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Hey! Wonderful to meet you! Here’s what you get if we’re moots: 🖤 Art 🖤 Fantasy 🖤 Monster Romance 🖤 Villain Romance 🖤 Snippets of my WIP 🖤 Cats 🖤 Ocassional Phobia panels 🖤 Bread 🖤 Smut (probably monster smut) 🖤 Food 🖤 Late-night musings 🖤 Fellow Indie author support 🖤 Fellow artist support
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I was smiling while unlocking my phone and the biometrics didn’t recognize my face
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Karen Walker (Megan Mullally) Drinking Inna
ALT: Karen Walker (Megan Mullally) Drinking Inna
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Schrödinger’s Turtle
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Cant See Hiding
Alt: Lucy from I Love Lucy is covering her eyes, then peeks through her fingers to look anyway
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 04/07/2026
new romantasy dedicated bookshop is opening in Oxford today and 10/10, no notes
Three sections labelled LGBTQ+, monster smut, and unhinged
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Dave 'Him Over There' Proudlove 🏴‍☠️ @daveproudlove.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
And the same for authors and books
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
What needs to happen is if they want a book banned, they have to actually read it and write a compelling ten page book report explaining why it should be banned with quotes and references. If they didn’t actually read it, they get laughed out of the forum. Vote VelvetPuddle for prez 🖤
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
A story of a gay elf taking his elderly Home Health Care human on an adventure to kill the king. Its a bittersweet road trip adventure, modeled after pathfinder and D&D
Barnaby knocked on the door. No answer. He waited for a few minutes. No worries. He was still getting paid. He opened the door with a loud creak and stepped inside, and he almost missed the large object flying by his head in his attempts to be quiet. 
His head spun to see an axe that had to weigh as much as a seven-year-old human child splintering into the tree behind him. Warm poured down his leg and pooled onto the floor. Barnaby shook in place and stared in terror at a short but muscular woman wearing a nightgown. She came up to about his chin.
She laughed. “Ha! That’ll show you to open a woman’s door without knocking!”
“I-I did knock.”
“Oh yeah? I’m just impressed you’re still standing. The last HEC guy fainted, and I had to carry him back.” She held out a hand, and Barnaby shook it, knees still shaking. “So, as you can see, I don’t need Home Elf Care, and you can tell them I don’t care how much he’s paying them, maybe you can send guys to people who actually need them!”

Home Elf Care 
JULY 10th
Available on Kobo, B&N, Payhip, Amazon, and more
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Am I playing Skyrim correctly? I think I’ll make a pyramid out of it when I have enough 🧀
Various cheeses on a table in the Skyrim game for my chirren
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The public at large has not truly understood a single post-societal science fiction movie and it shows 🚰
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Tank Girl
ALT: Tank Girl
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Chet 🌰 Figurines by TBB @thefategremlin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Today I'm featuring this rainbow Pride tabby cat! All Pride-inspired figurines are 15% off in the shop this month~ www.etsy.com/listing/4477... #sculpture #queermarket #bsnm
a collage showing a dancing tabby cat figurine from multiple angles. The cat is painted in a rainbow gradient with a purple back and stripes, and a white belly and heart shaped chest locket. 

the shop name, the beast boutique, watermarks the image.
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Dylan Horrocks @dylanhorrocks.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Oh this is terrible news. 💔
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Rafe @raferake.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
@velvetpuddle.bsky.social i just wanted to let you know that i was going to reply to your post about inventing hand chairs when you were a youth, with this photo and saying "high five!" then my computer crashed out and now i don't see the post and i hate everything
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I learned (through reading Invisible Women) that we’re pushed out of games because we process movement differently than men, so many of us get so terribly motion sick in games that don’t affect men. I’ve always wondered why I couldn’t binge certain games. They aren’t made with women in mind.
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Playing Skyrim in my (fleeting) spare time and fully roleplaying my character as Garrett from Thief. I need this.
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Twitter gave me this really bad habit of liking something before reading it, due to the feed refresh, so if you ever see me like a morally dubious post (besides monster fucking), it’s probably a mistake that I’ve already corrected 🖤
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
When you’re on two antibiotics, ce n'est pas un pet.
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Just a reminder (mostly to myself) that even the bosses you really like won’t have your back when shit hits the fan. Had to clean up a mess my last boss left behind, just for me 🥰 I could’ve lost my job because of it.
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The Illustrations of Caitlin Abele @ladyholmes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
#fuckai #aiisfascist
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Just finished one final with a 90%, leaving me at 93 for the semester. The other class, I could veritably fail and still have an A, so don’t mind me if I’m celebrating a little early
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Man in Tutu Happy Dance
ALT: Man in Tutu Happy Dance
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My cat just wailed then ran around the room vomiting, then stopped, shook off his confusion, and started eating again (he is okay)😑
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Heidi Mastrogiovanni @heidifeminist.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The Authors Guild offers Human Authored certification. authorsguild.org/human-author...
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Human Authored Certification - The Authors Guild
Human Authored is a project of the Authors Guild that allows an author to certify that their book is created by a human. “Human Authored” means that the text of the book was written by a human and not...
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The antifa your daddy warned you about @stryder.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Makes me think of this Dustin Hoffman interview on the events leading up to making Tootsie... www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPAa...
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Dustin Hoffman on TOOTSIE and his character Dorothy Michaels
YouTube video by American Film Institute
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The contrast between spending nearly 3 hours doing my taxes and the five MINUTES it takes for the federal government’s system to approve them on a Sunday afternoon is asinine. YOU KNEW THE NUMBER THE WHOLE TIME, JUST SEND ME THE GODDAMNED REFUND
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands outstretched
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands outstretched
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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
*sigh* If your Kickstarter video/image is AI, I won't back it. If your book has an AI cover, I won't read it. If you're a public supporter of AI use for creative work, I will unfollow you. I cannot stress enough how offensive I find AI use in the arts. It is outright theft, it is lazy, it is gross.
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Raznay 🌙 | Comms on VGen @raznay.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
✨ Digital art, gentle magic, soft vengeance. Pastel cloaks, strong coffee, and a side of quiet rebellion. 🌙 Gallery, coloring pages, emotes, badges & tip jar: linktr.ee/raznay Comms closed—but if you linger, expect a hex or a hug. Maybe both.
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
As a millennial, there is no greater insult than being demoted from a ❤️ to a 👍
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 31/03/2026
trans buds I know it's been rough but you're gonna make it to better times I know it
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"Apples" Balise @brambledragon.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Here is today's try at making a sale on Etsy. Yesterday's didn't work. Or the day before that. Or the day before that, or the day before that. Most of the things that I try to do fail. It's a legacy. People liked the yarn bowls so I made more. Brambledragon.etsy.com #ceramics #pottery #art
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The only challenge about going back to school as a full-time working adult is that everyone assumes I’m ONLY in school. No, Barbara, I can’t attend your midday Wednesday major-specific networking event because I’m busy already WORKING in my field 😮‍💨
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Ronald AKA DJ Regularity @djregular.tech · 25/03/2026
Remind anyone who tries to use the phrase "separate the art from the artist" that it was originally coined for academic/critical practice in order to analyze the work. Not to cling onto stuff that actively harms people just because you like it a lot.
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Chokehold. #monsterromance #MMFromance
A black and white sketch of my character Vane in my upcoming WIP, a man looking to the left with glowing blue eyes and weeping darkness the same character with a rough sketch of bones showing through his flesh (not anatomically accurate)
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Chokehold. #monsterromance #MMFromance
A black and white sketch of my character Vane in my upcoming WIP, a man looking to the left with glowing blue eyes and weeping darkness the same character with a rough sketch of bones showing through his flesh (not anatomically accurate)
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