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Author of Trying to Kill the Sun and a general sad man 🏳️‍⚧️ ♋️✍️📖 30, author of M/M tfauthor.com linktr.ee/tfauthor He/They

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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unpersoned.bsky.social @unpersoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If Dems don't do this, they will have failed us entirely.
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Anatoly is one of my main characters from The Aftermath of the Sun Series #mmromance #scifiromance
A plea. If I get one like I will write smut for my characters. 

And then I liked it because I dont need permission.
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i am holding a gun to my head and i say to a guy “please dont make me advertise”

guy says “advertise what?”

“i sell goods and setvices”

“like what?”

“god fucking damnit”

END.
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chrispynintendo @chrispynintendo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Make your own fucking posters… or have someone make one for you. I don’t want to see your concert or comedy show if you use AI to generate your poster for you… fuck off with that…
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A failed wizard elf who does home health care for a human warrior gets wrapped up in her revenge quest again the king when he raises taxes. Join us for this sad, funny adventure about found family, getting older, and growing up payhip.com/b/Cc7BH www.smashwords.com/books/view/2...
His father. 
His breath grew thin, and he realized how small the carriage was. It was tiny. He needed to leave it immediately.
 He was nothing. A nobody. It was just like his father had always said, and now he’d tricked this legendary wizard into helping him, he was going to waste all of his effort by dying in front of him, too. The Great Wizard Uphior was going to figure out that he was a fraud. 
He gasped for air while Ardan continued to sit there. He was merely going to watch him die.
Ardan waved his hands, and aquamarine sparks flew everywhere. “I CAST BE AWARE OF YOUR OWN BUTTHOLE!”
What? There was no way that was a real spell.
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I wish we could stop the destruction of physical media so Hideo Kojima would be less sad. #hideokojima And me too tf
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I've seen more people at Bean Day in Wagon Mound, NM than at that Freedom 250 celebration
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The first time I was in an MRI I thought the tech heard the music too so I wanted to listen to music he enjoyed. So I told him to put music he liked. He put on Five Fingered Death Punch
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
A story of a gay elf taking his elderly Home Health Care human on an adventure to kill the king. Its a bittersweet road trip adventure, modeled after pathfinder and D&D
Barnaby knocked on the door. No answer. He waited for a few minutes. No worries. He was still getting paid. He opened the door with a loud creak and stepped inside, and he almost missed the large object flying by his head in his attempts to be quiet. 
His head spun to see an axe that had to weigh as much as a seven-year-old human child splintering into the tree behind him. Warm poured down his leg and pooled onto the floor. Barnaby shook in place and stared in terror at a short but muscular woman wearing a nightgown. She came up to about his chin.
She laughed. “Ha! That’ll show you to open a woman’s door without knocking!”
“I-I did knock.”
“Oh yeah? I’m just impressed you’re still standing. The last HEC guy fainted, and I had to carry him back.” She held out a hand, and Barnaby shook it, knees still shaking. “So, as you can see, I don’t need Home Elf Care, and you can tell them I don’t care how much he’s paying them, maybe you can send guys to people who actually need them!”

Home Elf Care 
JULY 10th
Available on Kobo, B&N, Payhip, Amazon, and more
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
a D&D inspired comedy coming of age fantasy novel coming out July 10th! A related short story will be available on the 26th! #comedyfantasy #fantasy #dungeonsanddragons #bipocwriter #disabledwriter #transwriter
"Home Elf Care" by T.F. Author. Novel out July 10th. Short story "I Have Time" out June 26th on Payhip.com/TFAuthor.
 a journey to kill the tyrant king, episodic adventures, a failure bard, a baddie old lady barbarian, a cowardly old man wizard, and a hot mailman.
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My book about an elf going on an adventure with his Home healthcare client, her situationship, and the cute mailman is out July 10th! #fantasy #indieauthor #POCauthor #BisexualAuthor
A book with an axe embedded in a stump on it and a pocket watch.

Funny Hijinks, Road trip, Fat MC, D&D inspired, Aging and Death, Evil Tyrant King, Queer Characters, True Love

Just a few things to expect in Home Elf Care,
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I just watched Butch Camp (1996) And I had such a fucking blast. Nothing like queer cinema.
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hey! Reminding the class that I am disabled both physically and mentally. And I am pro choice. So if thats a deal breaker.
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"Is this AI" AI wishes it could write with nuance or make stupid references that no one is going get.
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I scheduled my hysterectomy. Time to get this shit out of my body. Im so excited.
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Home Elf Care is a story about an elf who does home health care for an aging human warrior. Its a fantasy comedy with tragedy elements.. #fantasy #COMEDY #indieauthor
Funny hijinks, Road trip, Fat MC, D&D inspired,  Aging and Death, Evil Tyrant King, True Love, Queer Characters
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Home Elf Care takes place in a D&D inspired world where you can just imagine the dice rolls. Barnaby is a Home Elf Care aide for the aging legendary fighter and when she decides to kill the king he is begrudgingly right behind her. Preorders are open and its out July 10th! #fantasy #indieauthor
Barnaby knocked on the door. No answer. He waited for a few minutes. No worries. He was still getting paid. He opened the door with a loud creak and stepped inside, and he almost missed the large object flying by his head in his attempts to be quiet. His head spun to see an axe that had to weigh as much as a seven-year-old human child splintering into the tree behind him. Warm poured down his leg and pooled onto the floor. Barnaby shook in place and stared in terror at a short but muscular woman wearing a nightgown. She came up to about his chin.Funny hijinks
D&D inspired
Evil Tyrant Kind
Fat MC
Aging and Death
Queer characters 
And in the center there is a picture of the cover which is an axe embedded in a stump
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I updated my website with character information for Home Elf Care. It now has its own distinct page for the book too ^-^ tfauthor.com
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I wrote a D&D inspired comedy and tragedy fantasy about an elf that does home health care for an aging human fighter and it comes out July 10th...
"You'd do anything  for your best friend" with the back drop of trees"Even kill the king" with a blood splatterOut July 10th.
Cover of the book
Available for preorder on Kobo, Barnes and Noble, Amazon and my Payhip
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I want my books to be as wide as possible. I WANT THEM TO BE AVAILABLE TO EVWRYONE WHO WANTS THEM.
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I struggled for 15 minutes to remember the name of Don Bluth's "All Dogs Go to Heaven" and all I could pull out was "DOGS DIE SOMETIMES"
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
So I feed pigeons and my pigeons are trying to scam a second meal out of me. All pets are the same god damn.
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Chokehold. #monsterromance #MMFromance
A black and white sketch of my character Vane in my upcoming WIP, a man looking to the left with glowing blue eyes and weeping darkness the same character with a rough sketch of bones showing through his flesh (not anatomically accurate)
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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Eleven years since you crossed the black sands. I wish I could say that the world is better than you left it (although it will always be better for having had you in it) but at least there is a new Young Sam to help carry on the Pratchett name and ethos. Love you always ❤️
Terry Pratchett in a blue jacket and Akubra hat holding a young owl for release.
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Home Elf Care takes place in Pathfinder because I'm not trying to catch a case with WOTC #fantasy #fantasycomedy Cozy is subjective a lot of people die.
Home Elf Care

A coming-of-age Cozy Fantasy about grief, rediscovering who you are after abuse, loss of a loved one and aging. There's also a queer romance and a lot of murder
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I wrote a coming of age cozy fantasy exploring topics of grief, loss of a loved one, rediscovery of self after abuse. It's a healing from trauma book. Found family core for sure I'm opening betas forms.gle/saxWcXcSwUdZ...
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Home Elf Care Beta
This is to Beta for my book Home Elf Care. It's a book about aging and grief and friendship
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Spent $1 to recreate the Ben Affleck picture. I love Jarritos. This is my new author photo. That is a pen.
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
What's Left of a Dying Sun is the last book and it starts with a proposal. Then... the rest of the story happens. This picture is spoilery but is it spoilers if it happens in chapter one? Books 1&2 on Payhip.com/tfauthor for cheap along with some prequel stories Art by @bycarolineart on Instagram
Man proposes to another man with a pocketwatch.
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
There's a chapter in my sequel where they do Dia de los Muertos you can find both the first and second book for cheaper on Payhip.com/tfauthor Art by @velvetpuddle.bsky.social I love how she did the marigolds.
Noah sitting in front of his ofrenda telling Anatoly about it works.
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I love The Secret of NIMH so fucking much. I wish I could create something that good.
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I'm fleeing Discord ;-; I moved my channel to stoat. Let me know if you want in. Its just a chill channel for writers and creators. I created it for my stuff but I want friends.
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
open.substack.com/pub/tfauthor... I wrote a review of Saw the musicals. I dont usually write reviews.
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Saw the Musical
I was in the Splash Zone
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Aimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 02/02/2026
Reminder for artists: don't get blinded by the "big number" for an art project. Remember to do the math. $3,000 for a tarot card desk *sounds* great. But in reality you're only being paid $38.46 per artwork. And if each artwork takes 20 hours to make, you're getting paid $1.92/hr
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
"Let's get you out of the house! We'll eat ass, touch grass. C'mon" -Me
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Found out why my psychiatrist orders lipids and glucose tests. And it's not just because I'm fat :D
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Me, avoiding my cat who's decided it's time to be fed #cat
A starving orange cat
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I have a discord now! Im hoping it'll be a place to talk about writing and other projects please join if you love writing or hate the government discord.gg/psqJjQS3b
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Join the Tfauthor's Rusted Play Palace Discord Server!
I wanted to hang with people and talk about my writing journey and their journey too | 3 members
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Liberals will happily repeat all sorts of denigrating shit about trans people and treat us like our rights are negotiable then gasp in horror when we mildly tell them to stop. Like how dare we not just die quietly for them
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I'm tired of Christianity. Why couldn't they actually read their damn book? Yeah it's got fucked up shit but that love thy neighbor schtick? Primo.
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
People dont die once they turn 30. Let people enjoy things.
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a little girl is making a sad face with her eyes closed .
Alt: a little girl is making a sad face with her eyes closed .
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I measure my success as a writer by how many people try to scam me.
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Hmm. I did good. I need to do better but I did good.
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I need to redesign my cover. But thats fine. It was a draft. Im not an artist. I'm a doodler at best
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I'm designing the cover for Home Elf Care. I'm not a PARTICULARLY good artist but atleast I'm not a fucking ROBOT
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
My audiobook for book 2 is supposed to be out today! Please check most places audiobooks are! Today is hell. (Confirmed Apple Books and Chirp!!) Other places... have them sporadically.
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Hey @beleth-gnat.bsky.social drew me a picture of The Millipede! Go check her art out! And go read Diplopoda Dawn for free if you want to know his origin story as #2 to The Centipede.
A blonde man with a receding hairline flips you off with a cigarette in desperate need of ashing. He is wearing a suit with ethereal cigarettes behind him.
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Remember like over a decade ago when a lot of gay people brought up how straight women intruding on LGBT spaces was making them less safe for us and we got called misogynistic. I'm just thinking about that a lot right now.
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I would do anything to make Anatoly real. The Epstein files would already be out, we'd have victims redacted, and everyone involved would be dead because it'd be his personal hit list. But he's just a guy I made. And my power fantasy is making pedophiles pay. Art by @velvetpuddle.bsky.social
A beautiful pedophile killing supervillain with long curly hair cackles in front of lab equipment
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T.F. Author🏳️‍⚧️🥺😭 @tfauthor.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I CUT 10K OF MY FANTASY NOVEL BECAUSE IT WASN'T WORKING. LORT JEEBUS HALP NOW I HAVE A 50K FANTASY NOVEL. Christian Jod are you there? I promis not to call you a bitch this time.
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