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NSFW She/Her ADHD 🔞🏳️‍🌈🐈‍⬛🥖🍷 ⛧ 🎲 NO AI Commissions CLOSED DM me to get on the waitlist and reopening schedule

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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Took my meds early thinking I gamed the system, then slept for another three hours 🙃
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
stimulants ain’t got nothing on sleep deprivation
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let your cat in the house 🖤 🐈‍⬛
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have two papers due today so naturally I’m deep cleaning my kitchen
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I cannot tell you how in absolute fucking awe I am of my trans friends for being themselves despite everything happening in the world 🤯
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You’re right, but they can’t even regulate vehicle headlights effectively. I have no faith in this country’s ability to govern.
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s an honor to be known for appreciating good bread. Thank you!!
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c.e. chant/hades 💀🐊 💬 too many comics @portaltohades.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hey guys, i apologize to push but yesterday's ER trip ate about $30 of my transportation fund that I really need. I know things are tight for everyone so Im sorry for always asking for more. I have a diagnosis now so im hoping to see about reapplying for assistance but that's sadly gonna take time
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tree law
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I need the supernatural mundane: a werewolf picking ticks out of its fur, a vampire trying to get a hair off their tongue, a zombie suffering from poison ivy, a skeleton with degenerative disc disease
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Yawn
ALT: Yawn
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Epic Slug Derp Face
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Fluffy Black Cat Looks Up (Big Chungus Meme)
ALT: Fluffy Black Cat Looks Up (Big Chungus Meme)
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 15/08/2026
Saturday Spooky Sexy Skills Edition
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You're scared of monsters? Skill issue. I'm kissing them.
[Text in front of a pic of flowers]
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is the EXACT scene I was thinking of when I saw this!
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Andrew Neal | Added Value Books @wanderlane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hell yeah. $1465. A mere $135 to $1600, and if we get there before 8am... well, read the post I quoted. That's just 4 people buying a single copy of the print book! I'd be very happy to give a bunch of you some of this production art. www.kickstarter.com/projects/wan...
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Aimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 13/08/2026
It's yet another lovely night to follow some human artists, don't you think?
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
No one will ever believe you.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When can I vote for Abdul El-Sayed for president?
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It needs a desktop to function. I found that out the hard way when I was double checking the process. Thank you for trying!!
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I feel that 🥲
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It’s just navigating through my pretend Figma website, following a couple of tasks, and then answering questions on it. Shouldn’t take more than five minutes
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hah! No! (Thank you!!)
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ida ✸ blueguy brainrot 💎✸ @tujiux.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
advertising my art to others is like this
A still from game changer of the PA Kaylee holding up a blank piece of paper, but it has two stickman kissing
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sketch to keep myself sane I think I stayed faithful to the size difference, you tell me
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
🖤 Right??!?
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sketch to keep myself sane I think I stayed faithful to the size difference, you tell me
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Just needed to get this out somewhere I am SO TIREDD
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m coming off as a bit of an asshole to my college course teammates (and maybe I am one), but out of the four of us, I’ve been a team of one and they’re the cause of a good chunk of my sleep deprivation so…
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🏳️‍⚧️screaming queer cryptid👁️🔥🎨 @nintala-scribble.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
hello down to the final few days gotta raise like p much the whole fuckn amount of 500 rent asap PLUS 200 utilities bc Im a lil behind on payments😭🙏 as cool as my art is I dont make a ton of sales , I AM TRYING TO UPDATE MY SHOPS im tired #helpsky #mutualaid #disabled #rebthelp #transcrowdfund
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Christ on a cracker 💀
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Beau Johnson 🇨🇦 🪓 @beaujohnson44.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Back from the grave and STILL one hundred percent A.I. free. Come for the rage, stay for the dismemberment. See how Bishop Rider makes them burn. #booksky shotgunhoney.com/books/catalo...
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You answer to no one but your cholesterol (ask me how I know)
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’m laughing on the outside, crying on the inside 🥲
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I had to go into work sick today because we have no pto and our new leadership has us on a point system for the year that will penalize us for getting sick from the very kids we serve. I’m tired, boss.
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Definitely! Pretty sure they’re going to sacrifice someone to an old god
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Everything about this is stunning
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yeahhh that’s true
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
that’s when you pull out the: “back to what you were saying about X…”
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✦𝕄𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕔✦ @mythiccae.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Our modern day cryptid, Jimothy
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It’s not a woman’s job to clean up the mess of men
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Hey! Wonderful to meet you! Here’s what you get if we’re moots: 🖤 Art 🖤 Fantasy 🖤 Monster Romance 🖤 Villain Romance 🖤 Snippets of my WIP 🖤 Cats 🖤 Ocassional Phobia panels 🖤 Bread 🖤 Smut (probably monster smut) 🖤 Food 🖤 Late-night musings 🖤 Fellow Indie author support 🖤 Fellow artist support
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Bought, thank you so much!! It’s stunning!!
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Is this somewhere I can buy a print of because I need it
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I was smiling while unlocking my phone and the biometrics didn’t recognize my face
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Karen Walker (Megan Mullally) Drinking Inna
ALT: Karen Walker (Megan Mullally) Drinking Inna
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Uncle Fester is a spry and marriageable bachelor compared to these ghouls 😤
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🏳️‍🌈 VelvetPuddle 🏳️‍🌈 COMMS CLOSED @velvetpuddle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Schrödinger’s Turtle
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Cant See Hiding
Alt: Lucy from I Love Lucy is covering her eyes, then peeks through her fingers to look anyway
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 04/07/2026
new romantasy dedicated bookshop is opening in Oxford today and 10/10, no notes
Three sections labelled LGBTQ+, monster smut, and unhinged
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