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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D)

@velsparko.bsky.social
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hi i'm Bill Hogarth and i eat ass. i'm on the other blue social media site but now i'm here too. also on discord, letterboxd, rateyourmusic, discogs, a watch list etc. physical media collector & enjoyer. if you use AI your dick small. DM to license posts

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Borch @borcheim.newgrounds.com · 21h
Electric Type Miku
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Okay, okay, wet's kiww this guy. Wet's beat him to death with hammews.
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BeeKirby @beekirby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sonic dot exe standing and staring at youhello everyone. it is me. sonic dot exe. i hope you all are doing well on this fine october day. lately, i have noticed multiple people on my blue sky timeline making humorous posts in which they pretend that they are sonic the hedgehog. now, in a vacuum, i have no issue with others pretending to be sonic the hedgehog. after all, i myself am an evil entity that has taken on sonic the hedgehog's appearance. it would be hypocritical for me to condemn others for doing something similar to what i do every day. however, i do take issue with the things that these posts are making sonic the hedgehog say. in many of these posts, it is alleged that sonic the hedgehog is a frequent user of grok, the ai assistant built into the website formerly known as twitter that is now known as "x". as a brief side note, i want to clarify that while i am also frequently referred to as "x", i am not affiliated to the website in any way. but back on topic, while i am open to most interpretations of our favorite blue blur, i am afraid that i must draw the line here. i do not agree with the notion that sonic would use ai, regardless of how monstrous or villainous he may become. i believe the use of ai is an unforgivable act that is not to be taken lightly. and considering that i am an evil entity that kills people, that is saying something. i would like to kindly ask everyone claiming that sonic uses ai to please stop what you are doing, as it upsets me greatly. thank you in advance. good bye.
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
apparently this card i have is worth the same amount of money as a decent 4k tv. thats cool. anyway who wanna buy this
a Rayquaza Pokémon card from EX Holon Phantoms (with the reverse-holo set stamp)
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
available now wherever bookstores are sold
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the marketing for the new Johnny Depp "Ebenezer" movie basically being "he made Graduation" is surely a good sign for the actual quality of the movie
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🐰harsh noise hotot🐰 @merzbun.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
VTUBER DEBUT Sunday October 4th 3:00 PM Eastern Time BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Strong Bad @strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Steam Autumn Sale Bundle! Get Poker Night and Roomisode Triunguwhatever for CHEAPS! From @skunkapegames.com and Videlectrix! store.steampowered.com/bundle/72032...
Promo image for a Steam Autumn Sale Bundle featuring Poker Night at the Inventory and Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate. It shows 3D cel-shaded Strong Bad from Poker Night wearing Dangeresque Too's glasses and regular ol' 2D Dangeresque wearing his regular ol' cool, cool glasses.
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CORPSE LAUNCHER @corpselauncher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
www.twitch.tv/corpse_launc... hitting wonderland with a big hammer
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CORPSE_LAUNCHER - Live on Twitch
Alice is at a very Chinese time in her life, right now. [ !polterghoo| !discord ] | Streaming alice: madness returns.
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🌸Petal Crash 2 is OUT NOW!!🌸 @petalcrash.com · 29/09/2026
🌸Petal Crash 2 is OUT NOW!!🎉🌸 The freshest in arcade puzzle action blossoms again! The Early Access release has lots to enjoy, including a single-player Arcade Mode, local multiplayer, and a built-in puzzle editor! Check out the game on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/2697670/...
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when i was a young kid and got grounded from the computer my mom still let me use the Wii because she didn't know it could browse websites. many a forum post and tweet were made from there
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Dan Jones @causeimdanjones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Some VTubers
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Diabetus @diabetus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 9 games
"My 9 Games. The 9 Games That Shaped Who I am" A 3x3 grid where each block shows various game titles from the Meet n Fuck cinematic universe
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RevScarecrow @revscarecrow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
penis inspection day is back 🫡
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
months ranked by how good i think they are as a given name: A: April, May, June B: January, August C: February, March, July, December F: September, October, November
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
trying to sell a bird in the hand on FB but everyone keeps lowballing me. cmon. i know this sucker is worth AT LEAST two in the bush
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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack
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DawN @paperdawn.art · 15/09/2026
Platinum Dreams Vol. 1 is here! 🥹 Over 150 pages, spanning the first 250 strips! The first 30 or so orders come with a little, handmade, felt keychain of Peri! ➡️ paperdawn.art/peribook
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
saw a bunch of framed Norman Rockwell Saturday Evening Post covers at the thrift store last night. sadly did not have my favorite one (Normal Reedus guy standing up)
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Stop! Or My Paul Will Blart
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adeline! "BIGFAKE" @bigfakeinhell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He's here on the scene (nobody had uploaded all of these before lol)
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Pokémon Channel - All Meowth's On-the-Scene Reports (Including Unused?)
YouTube video by BIGFAKE
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
anyone else drink a lot of water at work so they go to the bathroom more often and end up having to do less work
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/08/2026
every single nintendo direct is written like its advertising the first video game ever made. in this “game of strategy” you can choose to attack with swords [8 second clip of a guy attacking with a sword] or with spells [8 second clip of a guy attacking with a spell]
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
for some reason Toy Story 5 is coming back to my theater this weekend, and in ScreenX format. despite both of the ScreenX movies i've seen so far being ass (Mario Galaxy and Moana remake) i did enjoy the expanded visuals. i'm gonna go for it
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Stephen Thompson @idislikestephen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Two-Headed Boy [citation needed] This article requires cleanup to meet Wikipedia standards in the dark
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I grew up so poor we could only watch Tom OR Jerry.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Dead Man's Online @spadetheskeleton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Heads up windows 11 users, microsoft now has this setting enabled by default. Be sure to disable it :]
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DawN @paperdawn.art · 29/08/2026
Peri can't take any chances... even on plushies... #PlatinumDreams We're almost at 75% on Peri's plush campaign! We just need 13 more preorders to make her a reality! 🤗 You too can throw a Periwinkle plush out a window... (pls don't) craftifyx.com/products/per...
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"ball and gun gamers"? "sword and potion gamers"? listen, in my eyes there are only GAMERS. and one day we will join together and rise up
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Faaast Penguin! ☑ @faaastpenguin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
theres nothing hotter in the world then a fat woman with a penis
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DawN @paperdawn.art · 26/08/2026
the Peri plush is 64% FUNDED so far! 💜 That means we only need 18 more orders to hit our production goal! If you're a Peri fan, you're gonna need this little plush creature... trust me. You have until September 10th to preorder! ▶️ craftifyx.com/products/per...
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Sure, we overworked our employees to the point of exhaustion and then laid them off, exploited predatory game design for years, and enabled the prevalence of online gambling, but you hurt our feelings and that's worse."
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
call me a 1990s historian the way i'm searching for vintage bush
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GreatSphynx @greatsphynx.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
make sure to tell ur friends about gongo's new home if they are lost. new site is in the works, will have features like email live notifications and some other neat stuff. excited to get to share it once its ready. in the mean time still streaming at greatsphynx.neocities.org/live until its ready
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Adam actually got two ribs removed so he could suck himself off but the bible people were embarassed to admit that so they combined it with the Eve narrative for some reason
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
(yoda voice) bronch it is
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hey people sorry if some of you breeze past this part but it’s Friday. We do AI discourse on Wednesday and Thursday. Friday is for stuff that rocks and is actually fun. It’s in the TOS & the packet you got at orientation. get it together please
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
call me leonard the way i'm maltin'
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I don't care what they say anymore, she is maaaa waif
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
why didn't they bring back real Wonka chocolate bars for the fuckass Timothee Chalamet movie? i actually liked the ones they had around 2010. i'd have bought one in 2023. i'd buy one right now!
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maullarmaullar🔜Uma 7th☄️ @maullarmaullar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
She’s kicking it… on da computer #castellart
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
the problem with pissing on Dobby's grave is that eventually you run out of piss
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Nature Trail to Vel (In 3D) @velsparko.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
wearing pajamas to the pajoffice
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