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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 10m

Oddly enough I'm watching Widow's Bay and it dawned on me that I've now watched multiple horror shows in a row that were all by a coast

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 41m

There aren't enough horror movies/shows set in small towns that aren't anywhere near the water. Too many of them are near lighthouses and bays and lakes and stuff, we need more purely landlocked horror.

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 1h

In case you were wondering why Bill Maher likes dining with him

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 2h

They should just air replays of classic baseball games during rain delays. Now that ESPN Classic doesn't exist, you almost never see old replays of sporting events on TV anymore, so it'd actually be interesting to see 30 minutes of an old World Series game suddenly airing.

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 7h

The fact that Tampa Bay is farther west geographically than Cleveland is so trippy to me

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 21h

A fun fact I only just learned is that when the Brewers last appeared in the World Series in 1982, they were in the AL East.

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 23h

I'm so with you! They absolutely need to go back to their Hanna Barbera-looking deer. Hell, they can even have him wear their current logo on his sweater so that everyone can be satisfied.

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 23h

What's funny about the Brewers is that as universally admired as their logo is, they went away from it for almost thirty years and the one they initially replaced it with was pretty ugly.

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 23h

Haha, I get it! It sounds insane. And yet...

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 23h

The beauty of baseball is that the two-time defending champs went out and added the best pitcher in baseball and it didn't even matter.

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 23h

It really is an incredible string of words to be real

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 23h

Few major projects have ever felt more doomed from the start than a Netflix live action Gundam movie starring Sydney Sweeney

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Ads on YouTube are so insane now. Like who the hell is this for? Who sees this image and is like "At last, a product that actually speaks to me."?

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The Dodgers have fallen apart since Kawhi Leonard left the city

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

A homer on the 11th pitch of an at-bat after the 10th one was nearly a homer and that gives your team the lead in a playoff game is as cool as a long at-bat can ever be.

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I don't know how, but the Dodgers losing this series can be laid directly at the feet of Gavin Newsom

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

It really is impressive that great movies can actually be made in an industry in which an executive can call you out of nowhere and tell you that your project must now include a rat character based on Pat McAfee

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

I watched a really long and entertaining documentary about the Friday the 13th movies called "Crystal Lake Memories" and when it came time to discuss Jason X, one of the actors that was in it gave it the best blurb I've ever heard for a movie ever.

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

It'd be funny if this series ended on a stinger of the GM looking at a "DESHAUN WATSON AVAILABLE" headline on his phone and then saying to himself "What could go wrong?"

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

For the first 13 years of his life, Naruto woke up, looked in the mirror, noticed that he had fox whisker markings etched onto face, and went "No need to look into this."

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I didn't like that ending for sure, but it was definitely dramatic, haha

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Pound for pound, this was one of the best single weekends of NFL football I've seen in a while. Just a ridiculous amount of late drama.

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

NFL coaches when it's in their best interest to stop the clock at the end of the game

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

It's pretty cool that if the Rays or Brewers win the championship, there'll only be 4 MLB teams that have never won a title. Like as dynastic as franchises like the Yankees have been, this sport still spreads titles around awfully well.

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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 12/10/2026

jfc, why does nothing line up?!

a list of pitches, the "four-seam fastball" is differently spaced every row

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

That one was perfect. A team could've scored 999 runs and they wouldn't have had to move anything, too

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Genuinely curious what happens to the Fox scorebug if a team scores 10 runs. Do they shrink the run # font size for both teams? For one team? Do they extend the scorebug? So many questions.

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

What I like about the Seahawks logo is that he looks more grumpy than menacing. Like he looks he just heard the Who's down in Whoville making too much noise more than anything.

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The fact that Tua is only three years removed from leading the NFL in passing yards is pretty unbelievable.

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

As loaded as the Dodgers are, they don't have an aura of invincibility when Ohtani isn't playing like the greatest player you've ever seen.

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Say what you will about Dane Cook, but he was undeniably correct when he said that there's only one October

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

If we were living in a proper society, Jackson Chourio would have a Cheerios sponsorship by now.

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I truly don't understand conservatives, man. They complain any time a video game character isn't wearing the most scantily-clad outfit imaginable, but if an actual irl woman is ever wearing less clothing in public than they used to they shriek about how inappropriate it is.

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Larry Granillo @larrygranillo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

At this point, I pull up blue sky like once a year to watch along with the Brewers during the playoffs - and it sure is nice to see all my favorite baseball folks still chatting! Let’s go Brewers! ⚾️

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The flaming fireball graphic every time there's a 100 mph pitch is funny because of how extreme it looks, like they took it from nuclear bomb test site footage.

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I like Fox's new MLB scorebug. It's kinda funky but I support any scorebug that's in the corner and not that enormous.

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I'm still in awe at how the Commanders blew that game. That was amazing.

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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

NFC East winless in a week where two of its teams were playing each other

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

That Commanders game is easily the most ridiculous NFL tie I've ever seen. It's like they were both trying not to win.

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The Deshaun Watson hatewatch has been more stressful than I'd like, because as terrible as he is the Browns came dangerously close to going 4-1 anyway - to my chagrin.

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

People talk about how we moved past jokes like this as a society as "wokeness" or whatever when the reality is that they're just really really lame

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