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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 11h
Okay so I'm not transgender, and I'm not into sports, but I can understand that if I was a Trans guy who really wanted to play pro football, I'd be really upset that they barred me from that over some bullshit people made up in their heads. And I actually am pissed off for my trans homies.
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
New time saving life hack: when someone ragebaits you, just write "I disagree".
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Brown @blues6277.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Between the God awful political ads we must put up with locally, we find this. More corruption, more disgusting actions, and the morally bankrupt GOP/Republican party. The hate grows more every day. This buffoon promises $5000? How stupid must you be to believe that he would send you $10.
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Monty 🇨🇦 @onlymonty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go Bills! Canada loves you Buffalo…
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RandyResists2025💙🔵 @resist2025.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is always about him. Now that experienced counterintelligence agents, who weren’t Trump loyalists, have been fired or left another 9-11 is possible. He will do anything to stay out of prison. Anything.
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chefmichael @cheftsonton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of these people is telling the truth...
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
New character idea I'll never get to use: Plasmiod Rogue. Everything they steal, they absorb. And sometimes they can take on the attributes of what they absorb. They're like a living bag of Holding. They were created by a powerful wizard, whose gone missing.
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Newshound411 @newshound411.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He doesn’t care if he loses the election because he plans to steal it if he can. He can’t! We won’t let him.
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Next time you're playing a Rigger in Shadowrun, see if you can get away with summoning Optimus Prime. Just make up some BS about him being an awoken truck.
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'd like to see the plant Venom team up with groot, Mantis, and maybe Rocket Racoon in one of his green skins, in Marvel Rivals. Who else would be fun for a plant based team?
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Okay so straight women believe that men get hotter with age, lesbian & bi women believe that women get hotter with age, and I'm pretty sure gay & bi men believe that men also get hotter with age. So it's only straight men that have to worry about a made up "expiration date". hey, prove me wrong.
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Alright, so you're all gonna play spellcasters for my shadowrun campaign? Cool, I'll go with plan B. You all live in a decommissioned firehouse. You got a call from the hotel a few blocks away. They need you to come get rid of the slime demon that's been eating all their food.
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Maryellen Waters @melaguas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At times I still can’t believe he’s president. What a disaster.
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay so when Bruce Wayne buys his buddy's family farm to let Clark Kent's mother live there rent free, it's okay? But when Harlan Crow does the same thing for his friend Thomas Clarence, everyone loses their mind? Why aren't we talking more about this? (Sarcasm, save for that last part)
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay so when Bruce Wayne buys his buddy's family farm to let Clark Kent's mother live there rent free, it's okay? But when Harlan Crow does the same thing for his friend Thomas Clarence, everyone loses their mind? Why aren't we talking more about this? (Sarcasm, save for that last part)
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Comic idea: green lantern Stewart is fighting some red or yellow lantern who's a master martial artist, so he creates a construct that is just Batman, and the Batman construct kicks ass. The twist, however, is Stewart contacted Batman 20 minutes ago. The real Batman is in his cave, wearing a VR rig.
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Shadowrun character concept: what if Captain America, Master Chief, and Solid Snake had a baby, and that baby went rogue?
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One thing I love about DS9 is that it shows you what fascism looks like without tying it to nazis, so you can see what fascism looks like when someone else does it.
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💙RiehlAlice💙 @riehlalice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The President of the United States just asked Texans to pledge to cheat in the midterm election. Any comments, media?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Look at this loathsome repulsive creature yelling at a reporter. In addition to the fact that he’s the worst president in US history, he’s one of the worst human beings on planet earth. His supporters have a very serious defect in their character.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/2026
25 years ago, terrorists killed nearly 3,000 people, including 2,753 New Yorkers. As we remember that terrible day, let us also remember the first responders, office workers and strangers who ran toward danger to help each other.
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never forget that on this day, 25 years ago, Donald Trump bragged that he had the tallest building in downtown Manhattan.
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So mild spoilers for Netflix's Fall of the House of Usher. Before he makes his deal, he has the first two kids, and they grow up to be straight, as far as I can tell. But then, after the deal, he has 4 other kids with 4 other women, and they're all either gay or bi. Does this symbolize anything?
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Okay so if I search "Milk" on bluesky, a 3rd of the posts are porn, and the rest is politics. If I search "Inflation" on bluesky, a 5th of the posts are porn, and the rest are politics. So let's see what happens if I search "Milk Inflation"
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I've learned something from reading a lot of political posts. Some people think all Republicans are puritanical. Some people believe all Democrats are perverts. Some people believe all Republicans are perverts. And some people believe all Democrats are puritanical. These are 4 different opinions.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
while Donny fucks up so badly that even MAGA is now telling him to "cut the bullshit" (actual quote), gaslighting Republicans are blaming all the bad news on the 'left-wing media.' wtf? thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I try to make sense of it. link is here: bit.ly/4xINiJG
Fox News yammering yutz: “consumer confidence fell in August. Americans are worried about gas prices, what they're seeing at the grocery store, healthcare prices.”

House Majority Whip Tom Emmer: “what do you expect the public to feel when the left-wing media is telling American it’s not good out there? it is!”

ohhhh. well, now that Tom Emmer was nice enough to explain it to us— HOLD ON THERE. WAIT JUST ONE GODDAMNED MINUTE. WHAT LEFT-WING MEDIA? there is no left-wing media. the oligarchy has bought it all up and fired anyone not loyal to Dear Leader.

find me some left-wing media that’s not MSNOW. I dare you.

you’ll find Bigfoot fucking a unicorn while the Loch Ness Monster watches, before you find any left-wing media.
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So in Fifth Element, how did they get the Stones into the Diva? and what was the plan to extract them if she didn't die?
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Tamreen @scriptor.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
lol people keep falling for the whole "there is a SPECIAL RULE to clear him of the 34 counts!!! Google trump rule 34"
Google trends results for the search term 'trump rule 34' for the last 4 hours. There's a tiny bump at 4p ET and then it really starts climbing at 5p
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think a big difference between Commie Donnie and JDV is that if you ask Donnie "are you planning on blowing up Alderaan?" Commie Donnie will reply with "what? No of course not. How dare you ask me that!" But if you ask the couch fucker, he'll say "well we're looking at a lot of planets right now."
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Conspiracy theory: I think the real reason Commie Donnie wants to invade Canada 🇨🇦 is because he knows Canadian scientists are a month away from either curing cancer, or figuring out a way to let Trans women get pregnant. Or maybe let Trans men impregnate people.
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The next @theonion.com article probably gonna be something like "Secret service fakes iranian intruder, in order to halt presidents embarrassing rambling."
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Dear Leader was asked if the sailors about the USS Abraham Lincoln had been deployed for too long, and the sadistic shithead answered, "not long enough." Donny is literally the worst. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I go fucking ballistic about it. link is here: bit.ly/4xI3Xwv
what the fuck is wrong with this guy? it’s so easy not to be a complete piece of shit, and Donny can’t even manage to do that.

this is exactly what we’re talking about when we say that Preznit Fuckwit doesn’t have the temperament to be president. he doesn’t care. he’s incapable of caring. he doesn’t understand why he should care. it doesn’t even occur to him to pretend to care. he’s that fucking broken inside.

this is not a person you want in charge of the well-being of an entire nation, much less a ship with five thousand sailors on it.

but there I go again, making the mistake of expecting empathy from the shithead who had the nerve to call fallen service members ‘losers and suckers.’
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the next Devil Dinosaur skin for Marvel Rivals should be a bit horned Dinosaur skeleton, like the kinds you see in museums.
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Polyships are great. you can take an already well established ship, and just toss in someone else. Like, Aang, Katara, and Zuko. or Naruto, Hinata, and Sakura, Or Spider-Man, MJ, Gwen, Felicia, Supergirl, and Both Black Widows. or Riker, Diana, and an OC you just made up.
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So how was everyone's 7 seconds without gravity yesterday? I was just chilling in the pool, I think I missed it.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 12/08/2026
ok but what about a little baby water buffalo he's just a baby!
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Hampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Live your life in such a way that if you see a guillotine, you don't immediately assume it's for you
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Elyon113 @elyon113.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I had better see a record number of reposts on this.
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
pick up the ash and berries
photoshopped image of a caveman display showing a scultupure of a caveman who is sitting in the dirt chipping apart bits of stone. The venus of willendorf little curvy lady statue has been placed to his side and he is hurling a charcoal stick and sprig of blueberries towards the viewer
Text overlay reads "pick up the fuckin ash and berries, brother"
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Brad Takei @bradtakei.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The only objection that matters. Redacted.
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SLBysusparidas @slbysusparidas.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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🔞 ☁︎⋆𝕊𝕃𝔹'𝕤 𝕊𝕜𝕪 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕕⋆☁︎ 🔞 @slbskyland.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
''At least there was no goonerbait!!😡''
Dot Matrix as Elvira (ReBoot)AndrAIa (ReBoot)Mouse (ReBoot)Hexadecimal ((ReBoot))
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velociryan.bsky.social @velociryan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
alright todays the day. let's go see if THE SHADOW KING is the secret villain of Spider-Man Brand New Day.
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Dorothee V. Plessis @dorotheevplessis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Trump only knows blackmail. He did it all his life. That mfer is a piece of appalling garbage!
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Smart! Not letting the terrorists leading the USA touch your very secure electoral system. www.dw.com/en/brazil-de...
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Brazil denies entry to Trump officials ahead of elections
Brazil rejected visas for two planned US envoys, alleging that Washington was seeking to shape Brazil's upcoming presidential election. The development adds to a deepening political tension between Br...
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Theprogressive ✊️ @treadres.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Whoever the US president was in 2020 must have been a real piece of shit, allowing such things to happen and hiding it from the American people. Thank God Trump is exposing his incompetence and treachery.
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