Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 11mAm I capable? Cooking: okay Whistle: like an old Italian man Draw: not really Paint: no Swim: barely English: Yes Dance: no Sing: mostly Drive: Yes Gifting: sometimes Write: Legible, but no creativity Guitar: No Speaking: what does this mean 000
Reposted by RobynGraham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 1hPick your poison. #grickledoodle #haunted #ghosts #horror #halloween #october #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor 417339
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 5hI got really impatient with him yesterday. I can't even explain it here because then I'd have to train you, too lol It's like he can't use basic logic, and that makes it difficult to get a concept across. You have to tell him every nuance. I'll write any apologies message to my boss today. 100
Reposted by RobynElectroCeratops @ehrenenglish.bsky.social · 19hTalk about wearing the band shirt to the concert, @hoverbeaver.pinball.horse. 3362
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 20hHusband just called Kylie Jenner "the broad of Theseus" and I'm dying Oh my god he's hilarious 000
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I had yesterday off and I'm back at work today in an hour. I am not looking forward to it. I don't generally anticipate going in to work, but I really don't have time to babysit today. We're short on Fridays (and Thursdays, and I warned my boss it was going to be an issue with the new guy). 110
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My brother couldn't think of movies to watch last night after watching Bedazzled. I said Blast from the Past, Across the Universe, and Little Shop of Horrors. My next movie, with or without my wet blanket husband, will be Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Husband HATES IT. Too bad, get Klowned. 030
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026GOALIE GOAL GOALIE GOAL GOALIE GOAL At the home opener, too! What a night at MSG. Very few goalies get goals. It's risky, it's difficult, but my god is it the best time anyone ever has at a hockey game. 001
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Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026THE SEASON OF THE CHICKEN EATING CITRUS IS UPON US Husband started peeling a mandarin and she RUSHED him and tried to climb all over him for it. Cats are really not supposed to like citrus, and many cat deterrent products contain citrus! Not her. She couldn't be happier. 120
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Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Check out this absolutely INSANE table at my local Goodwill. It has wheels. It has a lamp. It's $30 Please someone give him a home. 141
Reposted by RobynShawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Beyond work & family obligations, I judge. Sorry. 51018
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If Lake Erie doesn't get cold enough to freeze over then my area will be in a lot of danger. We rely on ice cover to prevent catastrophic snowfall. If you don't understand, I recommend you read about the Blizzard of '77 and what and where the ice boom is. Most people are aware of Buffalo NY snow. 000
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Getting my bag back in Ark before there was an option to highlight it on the map. Then dying several times on the way to it and having to go back for those bags. It was my first survival game and I was not cut out for it. 010
Reposted by RobynBarney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you’re failing at your job - lash out at a boogeyman - Conservative Playbook, Chapter 1 47610
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have spent my three days this week so far training the new guy. I am exhausted. In my one on one with my boss today, I waffled on whether to bring it up. I did, because if I'm suffering and my work is suffering, my boss needs to know why. So I told him my findings. And my suspicions. 110
Reposted by Robyn🍄Mushroom Guy🍄 @mycotae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026On the way back from our trip we stopped for supper at a restaurant. J got cod and pasta. When it arrived, I exclaimed loudly (impressed at the size of the piece) "Wow! That's a great cod piece!" I didn't get why J was laughing, but I got it pretty fast 😂 2311
Reposted by Robyn🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Googling “cry-proof eyeliner not gay” 2795
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Am I mistaken about the capabilities of a person with an English degree? My boss uses Copilot to fix his wording in emails. I hated English class and I just do things right the first or second try with very little effort. What is happening 100
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Whenever the cameras cut to Arber during a scrum you can SEE him taking numbers and names. Just cause he's not in the play does not mean the other players are not in danger. 110
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Omg they showed Gally on tv and I yelled 😭😭😭 Gally I'm so sad my best friend Gally you're so far away 000
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We had to turn the surround off for the hockey game because there's a couple little kids screaming and the mix has them in the rear speakers...which we sit next to. It was horrible. We don't have kids for many reasons, and the noise is one of those. 100
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I want to play more Feastopia because I just love the puzzle of it, but there's hockey tonight! I got business 100
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My boss is giving us all a lecture and the update format he wants us to use is the one only I have been doing. I brought this on all of us 😭 Basically he likes how my previous job ran, so he's pivoting to that and it's crazy to see. This company is something like 5x the size. 010
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fed the cat lettuce. She literally asked for it. I thought she was going to leave it when she spit it out but nope. She got salami after, and bit me for it. Wait till clementine season, when she goes bonkers for a piece 042
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Trying to look for stuff on Kijiji and it was always rough because people suck at taking pictures of the items that aren't in new condition, but now the AI listings make it impossible. I don't care for a sales pitch of the item, I want to know if it's defective! I look for board games. It's hard. 110
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gotta feed the snake today! He's had zoomies the last two nights and finally explored on the new vine. I can't wait till all these pinkies are done after his next shed. Definitely time to move to fuzzies, which should accelerate his growth (correctly, not forced) 130
Reposted by RobynVerified Account Tracker @verified.evil.gay · 28/09/2026✅ Meghan Chayka @hockeyanalytics.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app. 001
Reposted by RobynPWHL @thepwhl.com · 28/09/2026A NEW CHAPTER OF HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA 📺 Hockey Night in Canada returns December 5 with the 2026 Walter Cup Champion Montréal Victoire taking on PWHL Hamilton at 7PM ET! 7384110
Reposted by RobynCanadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Happy birthday to Grant Fuhr, born on this day in 1962 in Spruce Grove, Alberta! In his Hall of Fame NHL career from 1981 to 2000, he won five Stanley Cups, the Canada Cup, the Vezina, the William M. Jennings and played in six All-Star Games. 📸 NHL 2658
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tonight's Todd pic is him up out the triceratops mouth and resting on the nose horn. Watching me to make sure I don't disturb him before he explores the changes I made to his home today. 110
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026HOW SMALL IS THE CHICKEN?? Americans, I have a size reference for you: my 40oz water bottle. 1.25L for the rest of us. The Chicken is SMALL. She's also around 14 years old. 030
Reposted by RobynThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 27/09/2026Meta unsure why women not buying pervert glassesthebeaverton.comMeta unsure why women not buying pervert glassesMENLO PARK, CA — As Meta’s totally cool, definitely-not-creepy smart glasses become more popular with tech bros and straight-up pervs, the tech company is reportedly baffled as to why their glasses wh... 1241929550
Reposted by Robyn🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Life is so good when your bed is fresh and clean. 1884
Reposted by RobynAmanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The oldest millennial is 45. There must be at least one millennial grandparent writing "Lmaoooo" in the family groupchat 1120916
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In the grocery store, song starts. Gentle aaah chorus. No please not Seal here with my husband. We look at each other. He's grinning, I'm scared. It wasn't Seal. He would have done it. Top volume. I would have laughed so hard they would have had to wheel me out 010
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yesterday, no fan, slept until 7.30am. Felt good. Husband turned fan back on. Woke up at 5am wishing I could sleep more (can't). It's cold, it's loud, and it's unnecessary 😭 I just want to sleep properly again 😭😭 000
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm behind on internet life right now. What with the iced coffee? And thirty years ago? Why are people posting about these nonstop? Where are the original things of these that started this wave of sameness? This is yet another reason I left Reddit: people following a trend for Internet points. 100
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm so uncomfortable. Headache, jaw ache, just can't seem to be on the couch in any way. My ears might be going off, too, which makes my entire me off kilter. Help. 000
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Watching Little Shop of Horrors (80s) while I work because I can It's been decades since I saw it 030
Robyn @velocirobyn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fowler competing with Monty for a spot is a very expected outcome of the playoff run this year. Giving Demidov and Hutson a night off is also expected, because they'll play too hard in the preseason and definitely are on the regular roster. 000
Reposted by Robyndeck.blue @deck.blue · 26/09/2026quick reminder to commission real artists over here instead of generating ugly stuff 014571