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Robyn the Velocirobter

@velocirobter.bsky.social
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Overeducated and undersmart Cat parent, slow runner, amateur tubist Transplant in Chicago they/them 🏳️‍🌈⚧️🎮⛱️🐋💅😸

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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I won't give the group to the undeserved attention but there is a pro-Israel group trying to guilt Abdul El-Sayed into renouncing anti-Zionism and 1) it's nakedly bigoted to target an Arab Muslim, rather than any other candidate, about Israel;
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No animated shows during perhaps the greatest era of animated television is wild
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Nancy Levine Stearns @nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m Jewish, from New York City. My relatives were killed in the Holocaust. Netanyahu is a war criminal. Mayor Zohran Mamdani is a gem. Bibi is bad for Jews, stokes antisemitism. bsky.app/profile/just...
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We have no choice but to stan
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I do not have enough places to put my several Cleveland Guardians memes and pictures and the baseball fandom is having some wild shake-ups this week so here you all go
Time for another Guardians game. I am not prepared but I will watch. 
Meme format of two cats photoshopped into banana costumes. After all, why not? Bilbo, labelled as the Cleveland Guardians, says. "Why shouldn't I take the Central?"A cat wearing a Guardians hat says I hope I don't get pissed off. A factory labeled pissing me off factory has the Cleveland logoA chubby white person wearing a jersey with a rainbow C and rainbow Guardians pin.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Such fond memories of Man-Hating 101 🥰🥰🥰
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
700,000 Black women have become unemployed since the start of Trump 2. Women are being attacked legislatively with the loss of reproductive rights, education access, and more. And Jasmine Crockett made time to glorify an abuser of women who JUST settled a case for letting a dog mangle his employees
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wasted the morning getting mad on social media but at least I painted my nails.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The risk when Rashid and other progressives lie about Democrats is that they will deflate and demoralize the very people who might otherwise be motivated to support left wing candidates.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you are trivia inclined, I wrote some trivia questions about stuff I love in the style of Um, Actually docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Um, Actually - Rob’s birthday special
Rob’s Very Special Um, Actually Each of the statements below is almost entirely true. There is one error, perhaps very small and pedantic, in each statement. Correct each statement beginning with “Um...
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just wrote and deleted a diatribe about this but it boils down to: 1) this is literally what MAGA claims to do, it's just the things they claim are scams are, like, social goods And 2) although few like being scammed I think many people would like to keep scams bc they want to be the scammer
Skeet by @astrokatie.com: "I feel like an issue that would connect well with voters would be doing anything at all to slow the current progression toward "absolutely everything now is a scam""
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Haven't been on here in a while but wanted to just think through something I'm noticing in The Discourse about progressives winning (and not winning) elections Typing it here cause I don't have big writing energy, I only have meandering thoughts on social media energy
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Archer: My Penis Can Only Get So Erect
Alt: Stop, my penis can only get so erect
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Chicago near the Congress Plaza Hotel next weekend:
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sometimes I get a little annoyed with bus drivers but like every CTA operator is at risk for this kind of violence and it's not fair to them
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Especially when Mayor Pete himself has said he wished he weren't gay and claimed that was a common gay experience. Sorry Petey buddy, but I love being gay.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
6S, a circle, with the following components: sort, set in order, shine, standardize, sustain, safety
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Victor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This is what the Supreme Court calls “race neutral.”
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I'm an elite? 🥹👉👈
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Stop acting like this Fucking stop it
A user saying "Day 2000 of still not being fooled by AI"
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I'm gonna scream at the next person who says the Democrats and Republicans are the same.
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Micheál Podgers @michealpodgers.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Absolutely failure on the part of the Chicago Park District to create safe green spaces. Why can’t we have any spaces in this city that aren’t totally thinner and overrun by cars? @betterstreetschicago.org @bikegridnow.org
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The guillotine is too kind an option people like this
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This is one of the problems with the term "hallucinate"; it implies an error on the part of the LLM. But it's not an error, the LLM is working as intended. It is not an information machine, it is a language machine.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
These long Mondays are kicking my butt and yet here I am wondering if I can do this class again next spring
A clown looks at themself in the mirror
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
If the golden mushroom has one hater, it's me. If the golden mushroom has no haters, I am dead
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Fireworks going off in our neighborhood and the only options we could think were: a) early Cinco de Mayo celebration, or b) he died
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Sophia, Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose (The Golden Girls)
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Cornell, like most of its Ivy peers, lacks any moral compass so this president will probably hang around until they decide it's too big a debacle
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I agreed to go with my parents to a show next week and jesus fuck how many fucking white boy stories do we need to shovel into middle America every year and call them masterpieces
With a book by Adam Rapp and Justin Levine, the show relies on nostalgia and familiar archetypes to tell an uplifting coming-of-age story about rising above your station in life while staying true to yourself.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The "clean" dog whistle stings. We know what you mean
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
My cousin has had a series of medical challenges and is seeking support. Please join me in helping him heal: gofund.me/99e7a8f2d
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Donate to Support Geoff Hill’s Recovery Journey, organized by Thomas Hill
Geoff Hill, my nephew, is facing a challenging road to recovery after undergoing ver… Thomas Hill needs your support for Support Geoff Hill’s Recovery Journey
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
If someone I had sex with spoke about my body this way to the entire internet, I would block them on every platform and instruct my family and friends to do the same
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
My worst gay opinion: The Devil Wears Prada is massively overrated by the gay community. 1) There are no openly queer actors in major roles. 2) It's not about queer people. It's about ✨girlbosses✨ and that's apparently all y'all need. Too many of y'all eat whatever slop Hollywood throws at you.
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dylan‽ @audhdylan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Sorry, we can't impeach the president or stop voting for his corrupt gang of white supremacist appointees. (Wouldn't work.) Instead, we are targeting a specific Twitch streamer. (Major priority, worth the effort.) We decided to do this on our own volition by the way. (Don't ask about Israel, lol.)
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 30/04/2026
I have spent my entire career listening to FedSoc types complain about liberal “activist judges” who “legislate from the bench,” and none of them are going to say a single blessed thing about Sam Alito rewriting the Voting Rights Act to say what he thinks Congress ought to have said
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Six Conservative Activists Killed the Voting Rights Act
The Supreme Court's conservatives have spent their careers working to kill the Voting Rights Act. They just did it.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Baseball game is delayed, SIL's baby is a couple days overdue, can SOMETHING happen please I can only sit around drinking so many cups of coffee
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Victor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Headlines saying this Supreme Court decision "curtails the use of race" in voting are going to make me have a stroke. It empowers white supremacy. It does not curtail the use of race.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I agree with President Warren G. Harding on this matter
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Dalton Rushing wants to be the least liked guy in baseball so bad
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 26/04/2026
The murders of Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark, along with the attempted murder of John Hoffman and his wife, Yvette barely lasted a news cycle. The attempted arson of Josh Shapiro's house didn't break through at all. Compare that to the coverage of charlie kirk.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
2025: We have to save ourselves from fascism 2026: Stop being mean to the fascists and their collaborators 🥺👉👈
Clara Jeffery on April 25, 2026: People here are being really shitty, including at fellow journalists who've been traumatized, and you will regret those posts. Or should. Also this does not help your political cause, whatever that might be.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I don't even know what happened but no one has seriously ever tried to kill Trump, at least not in the last year. He loves the theater of it. He's such a fucking loser he keeps trying the same scripts and those MAGA idiots keep eating the slop like starved wild animals
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I always thought a bar would be fun but I don't want to deal with drunk people so let's say a sober bar
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Fell asleep on the train, call that zzzta
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Next up on the Chronicle: Deans of students are wrong: Students shouldn't receive supportive services Registrars encroach on scholars' academic wisdom regarding the best times of day and classrooms for their classes Title IX offices degrade the classroom by not letting professors degrade students
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I'm a top, so.
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JPB @jpb.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
*slaps hood*
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The Downballot @the-downballot.com · 22/04/2026
There's a very easy way to end all of this gerrymandering: Congress can pass a law outlawing it. And Democrats have repeatedly proposed exactly that. Republicans have uniformly rejected these proposals every single time.
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