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Robyn the Velocirobter

@velocirobter.bsky.social
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Overeducated and undersmart Cat parent, slow runner, amateur tubist Transplant in Chicago they/them 🏳️‍🌈⚧️🎮⛱️🐋💅😸

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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Feel like the average hetero would look at me with disgust and the average gay would think me a prude
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I did the kink jars thing and all I got from it was that I'm pretty vanilla 🤷
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Do a gib immediate
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh man I'm so happy for Reese
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jack are you aware of my summer purchase
Lechonk shirt
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🐐 🐐 🐐
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 08/10/2026
This new Sherrod Brown ad debunks a anti trans ad while tying the Republican senate candidate to Jeffrey Epstein. THIS is how you fight back against anti trans ads.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
These Guardians are something else.
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Drag Queen: Is It Me? Am I The Drama?
Alt: Is It Me? Am I The Drama? I don't think I'm the drama... Maybe I am.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yankees fans taking away their own team's home run through spectator interference is simply *chef's kiss*
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Being non-binary like
Shops from men's departments
Shops from women's departments
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Brewers (or Padres) better beat the Dodgers. Tired of seeing them in the WS
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Netanyahu is one of the greatest threats to human life on the planet.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An Irish baseball player named Sean A. O'Tawny
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve seen dunks on this, pro and con. Both are fine, whatever. I’m just out here to say that I can’t imagine having this kind of free time to leisurely pursue one-on-ones to preserve the culture of civility or what have you. That is all.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even the idea that there are "two sides" shows how shallow and amateurish his approach here is. He needs to stick to economics
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An economist is going outside his lane to try to get people to look at his Substack and his new public outreach project, what will he talk about first? Ah, yes, something completely outside his realm of expertise 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finding out this guy is an economist is like finding the guy in the hot dog suit
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Jeremiah🏳️‍🌈 @jeremiahrappel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How come we always have to befriend Republicans but Republicans are never asked to take a Democrat out to f’ing lunch?
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't let it
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Bingo from Bluey with Yes No Button
Alt: Bingo from Bluey hits a yes button
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The pro-Israel pearl clutching really is "equality feels like oppression when you're used to privilege"
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
2) part of their argument is that Israel gets singled out and treated badly ("maligned as an ethnostate" but ... it is?) compared to other countries, which is bananas considering the U.S. has given Israel uniquely positive special treatment for *decades*
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I won't give the group to the undeserved attention but there is a pro-Israel group trying to guilt Abdul El-Sayed into renouncing anti-Zionism and 1) it's nakedly bigoted to target an Arab Muslim, rather than any other candidate, about Israel;
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Archer is for sure better than many on here
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I should've read this before I posted my opinion
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Obviously tons of recency bias. The White Lotus and others like it will fade with time
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I stand corrected, I missed BoJack Horseman. I assume it gets included over Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall, Steven Universe, Adventure Time, and The Owl House because "good" TV is for Adults
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No animated shows during perhaps the greatest era of animated television is wild
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Nancy Levine Stearns @nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m Jewish, from New York City. My relatives were killed in the Holocaust. Netanyahu is a war criminal. Mayor Zohran Mamdani is a gem. Bibi is bad for Jews, stokes antisemitism. bsky.app/profile/just...
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We have no choice but to stan
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I do not have enough places to put my several Cleveland Guardians memes and pictures and the baseball fandom is having some wild shake-ups this week so here you all go
Time for another Guardians game. I am not prepared but I will watch. 
Meme format of two cats photoshopped into banana costumes. After all, why not? Bilbo, labelled as the Cleveland Guardians, says. "Why shouldn't I take the Central?"A cat wearing a Guardians hat says I hope I don't get pissed off. A factory labeled pissing me off factory has the Cleveland logoA chubby white person wearing a jersey with a rainbow C and rainbow Guardians pin.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My partner is like this and it keeps me humble in that I can never fully know another person
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Such fond memories of Man-Hating 101 🥰🥰🥰
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
700,000 Black women have become unemployed since the start of Trump 2. Women are being attacked legislatively with the loss of reproductive rights, education access, and more. And Jasmine Crockett made time to glorify an abuser of women who JUST settled a case for letting a dog mangle his employees
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wasted the morning getting mad on social media but at least I painted my nails.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A certain class of progressives want it both ways: endorsements and not endorsing. bsky.app/profile/velo...
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Look I'm mad at centrists and establishment Dems too but I don't need to make things up to be mad at them. I can be mad enough about rejecting universal healthcare, supporting the police state and endless wars, refusing to stand up for trans people, and more.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There's this weird thing too among a certain class of progressives: they claim "they didn't endorse fast enough," or "the endorsement wasn't strong enough" but when the endorsement *is* fast or strong, they're mad about that too.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The risk when Rashid and other progressives lie about Democrats is that they will deflate and demoralize the very people who might otherwise be motivated to support left wing candidates.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Skubal not winning a game since the trade is extremely funny.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thank you! I'm being VERY pedantic in #3.
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you are trivia inclined, I wrote some trivia questions about stuff I love in the style of Um, Actually docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Um, Actually - Rob’s birthday special
Rob’s Very Special Um, Actually Each of the statements below is almost entirely true. There is one error, perhaps very small and pedantic, in each statement. Correct each statement beginning with “Um...
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
As with most things in life, a social media post-sized solution to a social problem is probably not entirely workable
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just wrote and deleted a diatribe about this but it boils down to: 1) this is literally what MAGA claims to do, it's just the things they claim are scams are, like, social goods And 2) although few like being scammed I think many people would like to keep scams bc they want to be the scammer
Skeet by @astrokatie.com: "I feel like an issue that would connect well with voters would be doing anything at all to slow the current progression toward "absolutely everything now is a scam""
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
4) idk probably don't read the comments. Life's gotta be better than what chronic posters say it is
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
3) We need coalition. There are non-negotiables in building coalition, ofc - I'm not working with white supremacists, for example. But there will be stress tests on the need for coalition that will be complicated and uncomfortable but don't change the fact that we may need unpleasant alliances
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
2) ask myself what community wants, from a candidate or a cause or whatever. A candidate winning is just part of it - and can never be the whole thing
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
1) labels like establishment, leftist, etc are going to be used in different ways by different people to signal different things. Interrogate my own beliefs about these words and when engaging with others learn about how they perceive them too
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have to believe this is a fringe belief. Why else would orgs like my neighborhood political group fight so hard to elect progressives? Nevertheless I think there are lessons I want to take away from this:
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Robyn the Velocirobter @velocirobter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So if the establishment doesn't endorse, it's a problem. If the establishment does endorse, it's a problem. Going back to my original issue, I think it's more important for some of these online leftists to be outsiders than to ever actually have progressives take the halls of power.
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