Sign in

Velcro Candy

@velcrocandy.bsky.social
1K followers 338 following 6.9K posts

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. Lake Erie Selkie🦭 Back burner🥀 Switchy Witch🧹 Moon's sister🌒🌕🌘 Attempting art🖊️ Thot Saucier🌶️

PostsRepliesMedia
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 3h
A clever shrew can find a workaround, but yes.
100
Reposted by Velcro Candy
nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
9468822026
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 3h
Anyone who wants a Halloween card*, send me your address in my DMs.🎃 Also, here's one of these things is you want to be a weirdo. I'm into the attention. ngl.link/calaveracandy 🖤🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡🖤 *while supplies last
161
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 3h
In my defense, nothing good has happened yet.
000
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 13h
I also considered
static.klipy.com
Enhypen Hypenchives: Hand from Grave
Alt: Enhypen Hypenchives: Hand from Grave
030
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 13h
How I arrived on BlueSky
static.klipy.com
Animated Woman's Fiery Strut
Alt: Animated Woman's Fiery Strut It's clearly Lauren Bacall.
1110
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 13h
I've been fighting it my whole life.
100
Reposted by Velcro Candy
Lydia! ⭐ @lydiastaremoji.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
post a meme made by you
a three panel meme

panel one: fox mccloud from the cover of super smash bros, turned away from the camera with a red round microphone by his mouth

panel two: fox turned towards the camera, revealing the red microphone is a ball gag

panel three: a screenshot of StarFox 64. Peppy is saying "you're becoming more like your father 🥵"
1152
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I climbed four different trees at the park.
Candy in a treeCandy in a treeCandy in a treeCandy in a tree
3231
Reposted by Velcro Candy
Cersei Trannister 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🦋 @qadishtujessica.inanna.app · 04/10/2026
BLESS ME DARK FATHER
THAVE SINNED
131
Reposted by Velcro Candy
Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

A pack of witches dance around a fire circle summoning a massive demon in the flames. One of our witches is down though, reader. She lets her sisters know that she won’t be continuing the circle. “Gotta sit this one out, sisters,” she says. “Rolled my ankle.” 
 
I played around with adding a lot of detail to this scene (more shadows, trees in the background, etc.) I think the simpler version works but I’m not sure how I feel about the fire demon drawing. I think I like it. Was having trouble getting the composition of the scene set up with a text bubble in the bottom right. I do like the purple against the black dresses and little boots.
164472789
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Really good time last night. I should have taken more photos. @misskaneda.bsky.social @rentanylpace.bsky.social
Kylie and Candy at the Club.Candy and Alice at the club.Candy and Renata at the club.
1252
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I get it now. 🖤
060
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thy will be done. 🙏
010
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And I make a lot of soup.
160
Reposted by Velcro Candy
hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
358208275019
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saaaame
010
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I tried to play along, but... I mean, it's a gag, right?
110
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
020
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just in case I don't survive this mild cold... I've never seen Bladerunner. I'm ashamed.
240
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Try estrogen
Aside by side comparison of some scruffy boy named D_____ and some cute girl named Candy
1180
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have a cold. Tell me "There there, Candy" and pat my head.
5110
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
01110011 01101000 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110000 00101100 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100010 01111001 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110100
110
Reposted by Velcro Candy
MilkyBoxBoy @milkyboxboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
takes your money coven outside the kombini
3354961369
Reposted by Velcro Candy
Hey, it’s Jak! @jakmonx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“You’ll be seeing S.T.A.R.S. once you take a bite out of this delicious meal!” Here’s my final for the Resident Evil 30th Anniversary Zine! 🥪 #4//itchytastyfanzine #ResidentEvil #REBH30th
62035613
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01100010 01100101 01101110 01110100 00100000
An eyeliner drawing of Bender on Candy's sweaty flipper
4100
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The first day of Gothtober falls (Autumns) on a Thorax Thursgay. Recent seal doodle and selkie selfie both thematically appropriate for the day. 🦭🎃🖤 Wear sunscreen, eat candy corn mixed with peanuts, hydrate or die straight. I love you all. 🖤🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡🖤
A drawing of a seal wearing a witch hat.A photo of Candy in her bra
2162
Reposted by Velcro Candy
Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On September 30, 1989, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark debuted in the United States.
1217
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're so cute
020
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going through life with a blue lamp shade is work enough - Wake me when the lasagna comes.
music.youtube.com
Wake Me up When September Ends
YouTube video by Green Day - Topic
030
Reposted by Velcro Candy
Reid @mossymountain.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Leather and Steel 🗡️🖤 #transart #transgender #nsfwart #queer #illustration #transmasc
Digital illustration of a nude trans masculine person, cropped from thigh to neck. They are posed head on, one hand resting on the strap of a black leather strap-on harness. The other hand is holding the hilt of a sword, pointing down. They have top surgery scars, body hair, and a bandaid on their thigh for their T-shot. They are framed in thorny vines, with some 6 pointed stars around them. The background and figure are both a ochre yellow, with black lineart offset by red
71527610
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cheesey joke. 🤭
030
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Nosebleed
ALT: Nosebleed
000
Reposted by Velcro Candy
Rora! 🏳️‍⚧️🐇 @professorrora.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
robot girls once I'm done with them
4153131210
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I keep meeting really lovely birds. 🪿🦉🐦‍⬛
A drawing of a silly goose.A drawing of a silly owl. A drawing of a salty seal and a silly crow.
261
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yippee ki yay
120
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Desperado 😘
010
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🦭🪄🐦‍⬛
static.klipy.com
Goatplaybanjo Sorcière: La Sorcière Souriante
Alt: Goatplaybanjo Sorcière: La Sorcière Souriante
010
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🧹🌕
3242
Reposted by Velcro Candy
Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On September 28, 1994, Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan was re-released on VHS in the United States.
0103
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
110
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Soup and cobbler
3100
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel discriminated against.
110
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
060
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Orchard date with @rentanylpace.bsky.social Pretty gay, gals. 🦭🍎🎃🦉
3210
Reposted by Velcro Candy
beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
89202294192
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shine on, Harvest Moon 🍂🌽🌕
081
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tiger style. Tiger style. There's no place to hide once I step inside the room Dr. Doom, prepare for the boom!
110
Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🤘
010