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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

@moxfield.com How long does it take your search engine to get up to date with Scryfall?

Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Having a crush on a non-binary person can be so fucking cringe sometimes. How am I supposed to introduce you to my grandmother? « Hi Grandma Johanna, this is my partner, Dio. Short for Dionysus » Grandma's gonna beat me and tell me to stay away from white folk

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Gruul Delirium is fun as hell. Ouroboroid might be replacing Quantum Riddler as my favorite card from Edge of Eternity

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I am being persecuted for the crime of being a part of magic twitter in 2021ish and winning a playmat giveaway

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My father was such a strange man. He took down all the pre-transition pictures of me around the house, per my request, except for this one that we both fucking loathed

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

There's just something incredibly uncomfortable and scary about spending the night in my childhood home all by myself. Every noise is terrifying

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I gotta stop chasing likes on twitter, that website rots my brain out of its skull

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I started back up with my novel writing. Writer's block had me in hell, but it's better now because I decided to make it extremely complicated. Viewpoint characters? 4️⃣ of em Timelines? 3️⃣ of em, but 2️⃣ of em merge together Chapters I've not scrapped since last time I wrote? 1️⃣ An ending? 0️⃣ clue

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spooky van🌻⚢🏳️‍⚧️ @sunvan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

My thoughts on the Petra Parker art trend

Meme with a bunch of fanart of character Petra Parker (Trans Spider-Woman) with the text bubble saying “This character is so cute I’m going to keep on living!!!” Placed above the gigachad guy, who is wearing a shirt that says “I ❤️ (drawing of Spider-Woman holding a trans flag)”

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Question for English writers. I'm not super comfortable using quotation marks, in case the all English tweets w/ guillemets wasn't a dead give-away. When you're quoting inside a quote, I know you use one quotation mark instead of two. What happens if you have a contraction inside a quote of a quote?

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The LGS went 0 for 107 on restocking cards on my wishlist. I don't do foils anymore, but, if I did, it would bring the total to 1/107. How am I supposed to convince myself to go to downtown Salem on a Friday night if I can't even pick up a Verge that'll sit in my binder forever?

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Was it the Tylenol or the vaccines that made me this way?

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Just saw someone on TikTok call Premodern an « alt-right chud format » and I think I am ready to never consume any more shortform magic content

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Having Henson company puppets sing a song for a Universes Beyond advertisement... I feel like I am being taunted

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Labrinth Dancing with Mystical Creatures

ALT: Labrinth Dancing with Mystical Creatures

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Renting rooms out to college students is just asking for disaster, right?

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Bruh, I think my father lied to all his neighbors about me. They keep stopping by and saying he always talked about me and how proud he was of me, but I don't know how you dress up stoner linecook loser nerd transsexual lesbian disaster daughter without lying.

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

New guy no called no showed, two guys called in, we've been down a guy on Monday and Tuesday all summer. It's just me and 2 dishwashers who don't speak English. Owner won't close, so fuck me, I guess

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I don't care about the intense music montage, they should've redone this scene with Helaena and cut the episode and the season there. I don't care that Rhaenyra closed the window, you made me not like or care about her anymore

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Sad Mood: Person Jumps from Archway

ALT: Sad Mood: Person Jumps from Archway

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Breaking news: 27 year old, poorly socialized woman comes to the startling realization that she has become one of the stoner woman with 0 identity outside of weed she used to make fun!

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Military recruiters keep reaching out to me because they know how lethal of a sniper I am when it comes to buying modern staples when the LGS updates their inventory at noon every Monday

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Jadeveon Clowney back in Houston 🖤🖤 Only one thing could have me more excited for the Texans this year. I feel, with the amount of depth on this line, a 37 year old could come out of retirement to play limited snaps. JJ, please, you could bring a ring to Houston still

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Houston Hurricane

ALT: Houston Hurricane

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

3-1 with two rounds to go. I'm getting this invite if it kills me

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Tomorrow is my last chance for an invite. I am getting it.

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

My father's funeral was the most uncomfortable thing I have ever experienced. Really intensified that whole « He raised me, but I didn't know the man » feeling I have. Plenty of people I've never met sure did already know me. Weird. Still doesn't feel real.

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Phelia, when there's a board clog on the ground, the opponent is at 8 life, and the Geist of Saint Traft is coming down off the Arena of Glory:

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Scooby Doo: A Sacrifice?

ALT: Scooby Doo: A Sacrifice?

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Turn 1 Ragavan Turn 2 Smack for 2, Geist Turn 3 Smack for 8, Charmaw + Ephemerate Eldrazi Tron has never seen a freak like me

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

One last RCQ on the first. Jeskai Blink got me 7 top 8s, 4 top 4s. I pivoted to 7 different decks since the Phlage banning. I haven't gotten a qual. I played Jeskai Blink for 5 months, I have the reps. Is it so unreasonable to run it back one last time?

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

4 of us want to play Grixis Midrange. I don't have 16 of every card I'd need to facilitate that. I do have at least 4 of each card I think I know exactly how me & the crew are pulling up to the RCQ on Saturday

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Not to sound insane, but I think every RCQ attendee should be forced to wear a shock collar and get automatically shocked every time their match goes to time. I think it should scale up in intensity with every round you do go to time. Like, the first one shouldn't hurt and the 6th should kill you

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Played my last match of this RCQ in the 2-3 bracket and I got paired into the 0-0-5 player on Necrodominance. In the nicest way possible, find a different hobby.

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Creating a new magic format. It's exactly like modern, but you can use Kari Zev's Expertise and Brain in a Jar to fuse cast Beck//Call, and, when you cascade into Valki, you can cast the Tibalt side of it. I'm calling it Oregon Modern

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

It's wrong to make CTE the butt of a joke, but damn am I grateful for the type of dain bramage I have not being the same kind that Cassius Marsh has

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

This deck could mog so hard if Consign to Memory wasn't such a chud loser with only a base printing available.

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Last mail day of the modern season (maybe the year tbh)

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Zak @zturchan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

4-0ed locals last week and got the easiest trophy of my life last night with this one. You kinda cooked @veive.bsky.social

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Every time the US is eliminated from the World Cup is a good day because it means that some 7 year old future super athlete freak is going to wake up tomorrow and pick up a basketball, baseball, or American football instead of a soccer ball

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

« Your father lived in a world of his own construction. You and I have never set foot there . » is such a fucking all timer line

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Y'all think Emma D'arcy would give a pothead transexual linecook loser a chance?

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

How the 12 year old kid at FNM looks at me when I say < The game sees it as a different, new Sphinx > as I try to explain how my Quantum Riddler doesn't have to go to exile at the end of turn after I warped + Ephemerate'd it

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Warp Riddler, draw on the stack, discard cards to Psychic Frog down to 1 card, draw 2, harmonize Winternight Stories, hold priority, discard to 1 card, draw 4 & discard Archon, cast Ephemerate, draw on the stack, discard down to 1 card, draw 2, fly frog, attack, discard to 1, draw 2

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Did I pull an all nighter on a work night because Andrea Mengucci was streaming my modern deck at midnight my time? Yeah Do I regret it? Very much so. I'm too old to keep doing this

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Surely, pivoting one more time this season is the way to get an invite

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Stayed up past my bedtime and drank 6 buzzballs last night and now I wish I was dead

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I went to a wedding today and I love love. It's just so beautiful to see people be that happy.

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

My father is such a strange individual. I moved out of his house and left a bunch of shit behind. $5k in spelunking equipment? He donated it My basketball trophies from elementary school? Thrown away My awful poetry notebook where all the poems are half French, half English? Coffee Table material

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I only post on the Bad Place every so often, and usually just RCQ lists because my local grinders use that site, but I have never been more tempted to become a niche Internet micro celebrity again.

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Spending my morning watching the TikTok edits where they flash a bunch of motivational quotes on the screen set to I Kissed A Girl Hardtekk because I am willing to do anything to get an invite at this point. Maybe it is all mentality

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