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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl

@veive.bsky.social
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Aspiring Author | Modern MTG Player | Houston Sports Fan | Indigenous | Schizophrenic (for real, like, I have a pass for all the schizophrenia jokes I make) | Transexual and Intersex | Mediocre Fulk Punk Artist | 27 she/her. Name is pronounce vay-ve.

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shout out to @thetunnelingcat.bsky.social ! She won Ottawa!
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh hell yeah, hopefully there's something worth a damn in it
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Explain what this means like I'm a brain damaged pothead 5 year old
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Marb Red 100s pls and ty
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
4-0 last night with Bilbo Ponza.
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@moxfield.com How long does it take your search engine to get up to date with Scryfall?
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just because it hasn't worked out for me before doesn't mean it won't work out this time. You know the saying, the 27th times the charm
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Having a crush on a non-binary person can be so fucking cringe sometimes. How am I supposed to introduce you to my grandmother? « Hi Grandma Johanna, this is my partner, Dio. Short for Dionysus » Grandma's gonna beat me and tell me to stay away from white folk
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gruul Delirium is fun as hell. Ouroboroid might be replacing Quantum Riddler as my favorite card from Edge of Eternity
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You're not up to date on the news: it isn't actually the lettuce. We just simply don't know where people are catching the shit yourself to death parasite from. What a fucking joke of a country it is down here
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me, this Friday:
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Shout-out to @ayseneinart.bsky.social Grief is Banned playmat is a hit every time it comes up in the rotation
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am being persecuted for the crime of being a part of magic twitter in 2021ish and winning a playmat giveaway
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Or if that cat was double fisting Geekbars
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It could only be more me if it was a Nacatl Sauvage
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My father was such a strange man. He took down all the pre-transition pictures of me around the house, per my request, except for this one that we both fucking loathed
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There's just something incredibly uncomfortable and scary about spending the night in my childhood home all by myself. Every noise is terrifying
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I gotta stop chasing likes on twitter, that website rots my brain out of its skull
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I started back up with my novel writing. Writer's block had me in hell, but it's better now because I decided to make it extremely complicated. Viewpoint characters? 4️⃣ of em Timelines? 3️⃣ of em, but 2️⃣ of em merge together Chapters I've not scrapped since last time I wrote? 1️⃣ An ending? 0️⃣ clue
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spooky van🌻⚢🏳️‍⚧️ @sunvan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My thoughts on the Petra Parker art trend
Meme with a bunch of fanart of character Petra Parker (Trans Spider-Woman) with the text bubble saying “This character is so cute I’m going to keep on living!!!” Placed above the gigachad guy, who is wearing a shirt that says “I ❤️ (drawing of Spider-Woman holding a trans flag)”
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I got too rule-sy with my thinking. That's embarrassing. Basic fucking logic solves the problem.
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Somebody please, I have writing inspiration for the first time in a year and this is causing me immense mental anguish
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You do the farty boaner dad comedy, but you wear black lipstick and unbutton your shirt an extra button or two? Fight fire with fire, Alan
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Question for English writers. I'm not super comfortable using quotation marks, in case the all English tweets w/ guillemets wasn't a dead give-away. When you're quoting inside a quote, I know you use one quotation mark instead of two. What happens if you have a contraction inside a quote of a quote?
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The LGS went 0 for 107 on restocking cards on my wishlist. I don't do foils anymore, but, if I did, it would bring the total to 1/107. How am I supposed to convince myself to go to downtown Salem on a Friday night if I can't even pick up a Verge that'll sit in my binder forever?
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Was it the Tylenol or the vaccines that made me this way?
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Just saw someone on TikTok call Premodern an « alt-right chud format » and I think I am ready to never consume any more shortform magic content
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Fuck
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Is it that bad?
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Labyrinth would fit the aesthetic of Magic. So would The Dark Crystal.
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Having Henson company puppets sing a song for a Universes Beyond advertisement... I feel like I am being taunted
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Labrinth Dancing with Mystical Creatures
ALT: Labrinth Dancing with Mystical Creatures
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Renting rooms out to college students is just asking for disaster, right?
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bruh, I think my father lied to all his neighbors about me. They keep stopping by and saying he always talked about me and how proud he was of me, but I don't know how you dress up stoner linecook loser nerd transsexual lesbian disaster daughter without lying.
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
New guy no called no showed, two guys called in, we've been down a guy on Monday and Tuesday all summer. It's just me and 2 dishwashers who don't speak English. Owner won't close, so fuck me, I guess
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Trystane Truefire better be in season 4, or Gaemon Palehair I guess, so I can have someone to actually root for, or that toddler you hired to play Aegon III instead of having him aged correctly better be a real good actor and play a huge role in season 4, Condal
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't care about the intense music montage, they should've redone this scene with Helaena and cut the episode and the season there. I don't care that Rhaenyra closed the window, you made me not like or care about her anymore
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Sad Mood: Person Jumps from Archway
ALT: Sad Mood: Person Jumps from Archway
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I used to call people old for being 23
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
SO I'M DOOMED TO BE THE TRAUMATIZED STONER LADY?!?!
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Bro, I'm so fucking cooked. I'm too old to develop a personality
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Nah, I swear I have hobbies outside of getting high and playing magic, or getting high and watching anime. I'm so quirky because I am so fucking zonked that I'm barely conscious while participating in anything so I can be seen as a goofy nerd girl!
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Breaking news: 27 year old, poorly socialized woman comes to the startling realization that she has become one of the stoner woman with 0 identity outside of weed she used to make fun!
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Military recruiters keep reaching out to me because they know how lethal of a sniper I am when it comes to buying modern staples when the LGS updates their inventory at noon every Monday
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm still not playing the format, that's his job, he just refuses to let me hand him the reins.
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Maybe I'll update the primer one day, but I had a really fun 4 hour discord call with an old friend about ye olde pile and how good The Hobbit set is for it moxfield.com/decks/sPUoYL...
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L'usine de Fouine - Commander (Reyhan, Last of the Abzan / Rograkh, Son of Rohgahh)
A Commander deck featuring Reyhan, Last of the Abzan and Rograkh, Son of Rohgahh by BunnyJoBurton • Snoop Factory is a fast deck looking to present win attempts early and often, using the Conspicuo...
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Jadeveon Clowney back in Houston 🖤🖤 Only one thing could have me more excited for the Texans this year. I feel, with the amount of depth on this line, a 37 year old could come out of retirement to play limited snaps. JJ, please, you could bring a ring to Houston still
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Houston Hurricane
ALT: Houston Hurricane
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
3-1 with two rounds to go. I'm getting this invite if it kills me
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tomorrow is my last chance for an invite. I am getting it.
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If it's the one I'm thinking of, AGREED!
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My father's funeral was the most uncomfortable thing I have ever experienced. Really intensified that whole « He raised me, but I didn't know the man » feeling I have. Plenty of people I've never met sure did already know me. Weird. Still doesn't feel real.
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Phelia, when there's a board clog on the ground, the opponent is at 8 life, and the Geist of Saint Traft is coming down off the Arena of Glory:
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Scooby Doo: A Sacrifice?
ALT: Scooby Doo: A Sacrifice?
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