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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl

@veive.bsky.social
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Aspiring Author | Modern MTG Player | Houston Sports Fan | Indigenous | Schizophrenic (for real, like, I have a pass for all the schizophrenia jokes I make) | Transexual and Intersex | Mediocre Fulk Punk Artist | 27 she/her. Name is pronounce vay-ve.

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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
4-0 last night with Bilbo Ponza.
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gruul Delirium is fun as hell. Ouroboroid might be replacing Quantum Riddler as my favorite card from Edge of Eternity
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me, this Friday:
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am being persecuted for the crime of being a part of magic twitter in 2021ish and winning a playmat giveaway
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My father was such a strange man. He took down all the pre-transition pictures of me around the house, per my request, except for this one that we both fucking loathed
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Was it the Tylenol or the vaccines that made me this way?
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tomorrow is my last chance for an invite. I am getting it.
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Quickly becoming more than a hint of boomer
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
One last RCQ on the first. Jeskai Blink got me 7 top 8s, 4 top 4s. I pivoted to 7 different decks since the Phlage banning. I haven't gotten a qual. I played Jeskai Blink for 5 months, I have the reps. Is it so unreasonable to run it back one last time?
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
4 of us want to play Grixis Midrange. I don't have 16 of every card I'd need to facilitate that. I do have at least 4 of each card I think I know exactly how me & the crew are pulling up to the RCQ on Saturday
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Ox at least gets to go Wide Frame (like Emperor), Consign being a top 5 most important card in modern and not even having a retro frame printing is wild! We just did Mystical Archive again and they gave fucking Deduce its 2nd premium treatment
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This deck could mog so hard if Consign to Memory wasn't such a chud loser with only a base printing available.
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Last mail day of the modern season (maybe the year tbh)
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
How the 12 year old kid at FNM looks at me when I say < The game sees it as a different, new Sphinx > as I try to explain how my Quantum Riddler doesn't have to go to exile at the end of turn after I warped + Ephemerate'd it
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Untap and double persist double Archon This deck is so fun, can't wait for a new non-foil premium printing of Archon
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Warp Riddler, draw on the stack, discard cards to Psychic Frog down to 1 card, draw 2, harmonize Winternight Stories, hold priority, discard to 1 card, draw 4 & discard Archon, cast Ephemerate, draw on the stack, discard down to 1 card, draw 2, fly frog, attack, discard to 1, draw 2
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
In the PNW MTG Grinder discord
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I only post on the Bad Place every so often, and usually just RCQ lists because my local grinders use that site, but I have never been more tempted to become a niche Internet micro celebrity again.
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You're not my mom
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Which one do I get?
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Almost there with a new fully blinged out non-foil modern deck, again. Just need cooler Thoughtseize, wide frame Emperor of Bones and for them to make a premium printing of Consign
4x Flooded Strand (Modern Horizons 3 Borderless)
4x Marsh Flats (Tarkir Dragonstorm Special Guest Borderless)
4x Polluted Delta (Modern Horizons 3 Borderless)
1x Meticulous Archive (Borderless)
1x Shadowy Backstreet (Borderless)
1x Undercity Sewers (Borderless)
1x Island (Unglued)
1x Plains (Unglued)
1x Swamp (Unglued)4x Thoughtseize (Lorwyn)
4x Ephemerate (Mystical Archive Japanese Alternative art)
4x Prismatic Ending (Mystical Archive Japanese Alternative art)
4x Psychic Frog (Modern Horizons 3 Borderless)
4x Faithful Mending (Innistrad Double Feature Black & White)
4x Persist (Modern Horizons 3 Special Guest Borderless)
3x Emperor of Bones (Modern Horizons 3)4x Solitude (Modern Horizons 2 Borderless)
4x Quantum Riddler (Edge of Eternity Borderless)
4x Archon of Cruelty (Modern Horizons 2 Sketch)4x Consign to Memory 
4x Wrath of the Skies (Modern Horizons 3 Borderless)
3x Force of Negation (Double Masters 2 Borderless)
2x Mystical Dispute (Secret Lair Prize Borderless)
2x Teferi, Time Raveler (War of the Spark Japanese Alternative Art)
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Esper Persist is the truth Boros 🧟‍♀️🐆🧟‍♀️ Wish Control 🌋🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️ Amulet Titan 🍃🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️ Mardu Reanimator 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
27 is the year I am going to get witchy
Tarot of the Woodland Warden Tarot deck
3x Polluted Delta (Borderless)
1x Marsh Flats (Borderless)
1x Shadowy Backstreet (Borderless)
2x Erode
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Spot the difference
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This RCQ Season, I: am 29-16-5* in swiss (*all IDs) made 6 top 8s made 4 top 4s am having the most fun I've ever had playing magic. Rest In Peace Jeskai Blink, losing out on 4 months of reps really stung, but we persist (literally). Coming for that qual here in the last 6 weekends of the season!
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Does this cycle have a nickname yet? I'm updating my Land Cycles tracker and I am fighting the urge to call them slop lands
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If we're gonna talk about when this format was fun, I think enough time has passed, I don't care about it anymore, so I'm going to get this off my chest: I was pissed for like 2 straight years that I never made it onto the DDB. Y'all let this awful fucking card on there over my deck
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
You're my fucking hero right now
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Kind of a longshot, but I am wondering if anyone here has 3 Special Guest Borderless Marsh Flats (non-foil) they're willing to part with via trade? I have a trade proposal of: 4 Flooded Strand (base MH3) 4 Bloodstained Mire (base MH3) 4 Windswept Heath (base MH3) 1 Marsh Flats (retro nonfoil MH2)
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Put my dog down and rolled up with a new sinister six
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
RCQ list for tomorrow! Think this archetype is genuinely good
Esper Reanimator:

3x Emperor of Bones
4x Psychic Frog
4x Quantum Riddler
4x Solitude
4x Archon of Cruelty
4x Prismatic Ending
4x Thoughtseize
4x Persist
4x Ephemerate
4x Faithful Mending
4x Flooded Strand
1x Godless Shrine
1x Hallowed Fountain
1x Island
4x Marsh Flats
1x Meticulous Archive
1x Plains
4x Polluted Delta
1x Shadowy Backstreet
1x Swamp
1x Undercity Sewers
1x Watery Grave

Sideboard:
4x Consign to Memory
4x Wrath of the Skies
3x Force of Negation
2x Mystical Dispute
2x Teferi, Time Raveler
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I'm not addicted to spending money, I'm addicted to spending time with my friends
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Think I am playing this for the rest of the season.
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
5-0 with this list tonight. Sorta wishing I didn't pass up on a ride to an RCQ this morning. GB Eyetwitch 🐕🐕 Boros Burn 🔥🐕🐕 Aurora Awakener Reanimator 🐕🐕 Grixis Reanimator 🐕🧟‍♀️🐕 Rokiric Footfalls Zoo🐕 🦏🐕
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Going through an immense amount of copium for someone who is just going to be an Esper Blink player by next week
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Actually, after the 0-4 performance today, I can confirm that this isn't even a juiced standard deck, it is just the clunkiest pile of cards of all time. I think it might be Dead Guy Munchies time. Mardu Blink, here I come
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Yes! This is where I am, give or take a 2nd Clarion Conqueror in the sideboard.
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Mull to 5 against Affinity, keep Momo, Ephemerate, Quantum Riddler, land, land. I play Momo, pass. Op plays tapped land, pass. I rip Clarion Conqueror off the top, slam it down, op concedes. They didn't even let me do the Riddler scam thing. My steak was too juicy and my lobster too buttery
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I think 4th T3feri in this list is a little too much, especially when Living End can just start casting big ass motherfuckers instead of cascading, so I am keeping 1 Boromir (his sacrifice text has relevance in the Boros vs UW match-up too since both players'll bring in Wrath) in the side
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The major issue with Lavinia (which is really the issue with Recruiter) is she has 2 toughness and the matchups you want her for are playing these cards
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Setting myself up to get hurt again
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Taking this to the RCQ tomorrow, maindeck is only 59 cards atm because I don't know if 4th Ephemerate or 4th Dog is correct
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Played this tonight! Not RCQ quality, but a helluva time!
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Since the ban announcement on Monday, I have opened 16 different new decks that all end up with exactly 11 cards before I say « Fuck this, someone smarter than me will figure this out » Those 11 cards? 4 Kroxa, Titan of Death's Hunger, 4 The Legend of Roku, 3 Arena of Glory
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Maybe I deserve the bad things I experience
A binder page displaying:
Arcum's Astrolabe 
Deathrite Shaman
Once Upon a Time
Up the Beanstalk 
Ok, Thief of Crowns 
Phlage, Titan of Fire's Fury 
Uri, Titan of Nature's Wrath
The One Ring
Grief 
Fury 
Yorion, Sky Nomad 
Mystic Sanctuary
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Y'all mind if I blow my shit clean off?
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Moving to Southern Oregon so I can have a better chance at converting at an RCQ
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Joining WPN stores' discord servers and asking the world's most ominous question
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
My bank account is begging me to get an invite before I drain her completely
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Esper Reanimator Frog Girl @veive.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I just want to know who had the idea of printing shocklands in back to back in-universe standard sets and decided to make the premium versions so jarringly different. These are a cycle, they should all have the same treatments. Are we going back to EoE and Lorwyn to finish the halves? Secret Lair?
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