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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
DOCTOR: "So what seems to be the problem?" PATIENT: "Mmhbbhhggr hhruuh engghhuu." DOCTOR: "I'm sorry I can't understand, but don't worry. Great singer Bob Dylan is in town. Go see his show and no matter what ails you, you'll feel better!" PATIENT (sadly): "Ehg ddnghh m'm Bddnnn."
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
scrooge boopin' a little muppet mouse on the nose while souls text reads "MEESES CHEESED"
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 29/10/2025
that’s right beg you miserable worm
Printout on a shrink wrapped pallet of a sweaty bald man on his knees praying. It says DO NOT STACK ON THIS PALLET!
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Congressional Dems badly missing the moment right now. They are currently holding a press conference to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Chex Quest - a great game to be sure, but weeks late and hardly the biggest priority right now.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Your dumb ass thinks you're going to catch me under a glass, slide a magazine under the bottom, and release my ass outside. Wrong bonzo. You're going to have to kill me.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
"What is this some sort of mouse in my house? Eating sauce going crazy?"
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
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Spencer @veggiecops.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Here’s to new beginnings
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