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Your one and only Mechanical Emcee. Sometimes human. Sponsored by your friends at Global Automatons, Inc. Avatar by @efextex.bsky.social Banner by @milkuii.bsky.social he/they

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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 23/09/2026
It's a fun day when first thing in the morning I'm able to close a ticket at work with this. The context involves an allegedly broken touchscreen and a really tiny owl plushie
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 22/09/2026
But on the bright side... Hey look! I have a logo now! Thank you to @milkuii.bsky.social for taking my commission.
An art deco logo featuring a marquee reading "The Grey Gears Club Presents VEEBOT". It is adorned with a hat icon and VeeBot's smile.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 22/09/2026
How much you wanna bet these two smooch
KazemonRanamon
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 18/09/2026
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 17/09/2026
my ass will never financially recover from this purchase
An email from Steam reading:
"Hello,

You're officially in the reservation queue for Steam Frame 256GB Kit

When your Steam Frame 256GB Kit becomes available, we will send you a separate email with the option to purchase. You'll then have 3 days to complete the purchase before we cancel your reservation and move on to the next person in the queue."
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 17/09/2026
You arrive in the afterlife and it looks like this wyd
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 16/09/2026
Wait MacOS "Golden Gaytime" Bryan you've done it again.
Golden Gaytime, an Australian brand of frozen treat
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 14/09/2026
Quit lookin at me with them big ol' eyes
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 10/09/2026
Well that was fun! I have further thoughts and feedback but I'll save them until this weekend when more people have had a chance to see it.
Poster for MST3K: The Rifftrax Experiments
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 09/09/2026
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 04/09/2026
I'm my own blorbo.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 29/08/2026
Yeah that was pretty good!
A ticket stub for Coyote vs Acme
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 22/08/2026
Some beepboops doodled at Anime NYC by @bunchabears.bsky.social and @maizilla.bsky.social. Thank you!
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 18/08/2026
Back when I used to make maps for Source Engine games in Hammer I used to ignore advice not to use the Carve Tool. I was wrong to do this. So I made this meme.
A photo of Lebron James next to the Hammer Map Editor Carve Tool and the output of the tool. A piece of map geometry has been cut up into several pieces in order to facilitate a cylinder-shaped hole, decreasing map performance and increasing complexity.

The caption reads "Lebron James reportedly used the Carve Tool"
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 15/08/2026
I met Luigi yesterday
Luigi character at Universal Epic Universe
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 09/08/2026
Channeling my inner @strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social at Long Island Retro Gaming Expo
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 02/08/2026
WE LOOK TO THE PAST AS WE HEAD FOR THE FUTURE TO RECLAIM THE DIGITAL WOOOOOORLD
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 05/07/2026
I've only just started and Ko Takeuchi is cooking with these monster designs holy shit
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 03/07/2026
Thank you so much Amazon I'll be sure to spend that money wisely
An email from Amazon stating that due to their Pre order price guarantee, I saved $0.01 on a copy of Rhythm Heaven Groove.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 20/06/2026
The Amazing Digital Gherkins
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 16/06/2026
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 09/06/2026
Rhythm Heaven *cheers and applause*
[Everyone liked that]
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 01/06/2026
Happy "Homophobes, TERFs, and Other Assorted Assholes Cope and Seethe" Month
A Pride Flag.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 23/05/2026
Finally had a minute to tell the FCC to Leave Trans People The Fuck Alone
I believe that rules such as this do not protect the interests of Americans, regardless of gender identity. Forcing media companies to label LGBTQIA+ content flies in the face of the freedom of speech that
Americans enjoy - and will have an immense effect on the artistic and personal liberties of millions of people. Stories about my friends, relatives, and neighbors simply living their lives are a danger to no one.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 17/05/2026
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 08/05/2026
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT! Come have a BLANKing good time with us at twitch.tv/Its_VeeBot at 7:00PM!
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 05/05/2026
Do you ever just have an intrusive thought that leaves your two remaining brain cells looking like this:
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 01/05/2026
Today in "World's Most Confusing Post Titles"...
A post on r/todayilearned

"TIL David Bowie was part of an elaborate hoax in the art world just to see if anyone would fall for it"
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 30/04/2026
The Grey Gears Club is proud to announce a SPECIAL EVENT! "Get ready to match the stars!" Some friends from the Internet meet some friends from #TheFloor Season 4 for a [BLANK]ing good time! And to make it even better, YOU, yes YOU, get the chance to compete! May 8 @ 7PM EST twitch.tv/Its_VeeBot
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 28/04/2026
The logo for Quiplash
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 24/04/2026
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 21/04/2026
current mood:
The latter two panels of the "Tantrum Hole" comic.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 20/04/2026
Happy 4/20
"OKEY 4CHIN IT IS TIME FOR MYSTERY BOX
FIRST CLOOOOOOOO IS SOMETHING GREEN"

"WEED"

"ITS NOT FUCKING WEED YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER"
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 20/04/2026
Pictured: What goes through my head any time my Miis start playing with the street lamps:
The Cheat having a lightswitch rave
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 19/04/2026
Why does this game have my number wtf
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 16/04/2026
Resurrected this old friend from the Drawer of Purgatory.
A Pebble Time smartwatch. It has a discontinued yellow and carbon fiber dbrand skin applied, which I have only just now noticed is missing a bit on the corner.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 13/04/2026
Celebrating 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes.
Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 11/04/2026
There were certainly some choices made in this film
A ticket for the Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 10/04/2026
Hey I also got new glasses today!
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 09/04/2026
When my thing ships vs when I find out they've shipped it via OnTrac
"cool"

"you know wat I change my mind fuck you"
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 01/04/2026
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 31/03/2026
This is the absolute least I can do today. 🏳️‍⚧️
A donation confirmation to Trans Lifeline.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 30/03/2026
While I was gone, I comm'd the wonderful and amazing @efextex.bsky.social to draw my silly lil robot in their adorable art style. I love it!
VeeBot, a floating robot in a top hat and suit, holding a mic, in a cartoony art style.

Artist: EFEXTEX
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 30/03/2026
At PAX they had a lil walk-around mascot called Blip and I might just be his #1 fan. @officialpax.bsky.social I am begging you publicly to bring back Blip for future shows.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 24/03/2026
What is DEFINITELY canon is that VeeBot can play Doom.
VeeBot, a sharply dressed robot Emcee, with a game of Doom replacing his eye visor.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 23/03/2026
Tycho just tried to bluff me out of a hand with the single worst bluff I've ever seen and knocked himself out in the process. Why did he do that
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 21/03/2026
One of my favorite pieces of Sam & Max trivia is that cut dialogue from the first Telltale season implies that they both listen to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me on NPR. (Screenshot: @tcrf.net)
Sam: "Any lucky trying to win Carl Kassell's voice for the answering machine, Max?"
Max: "Not yet. I blame the malevolent forces of darkness."
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 18/03/2026
It's almost #PAXEast2026, so to celebrate, I've released a new #DisOrDat! disordat.games/play/East26 #YDKJ #Fangame
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 16/03/2026
Had to tell Google to stop sending me Inside the Magic headlines after this one. This article is a nothing piece about attraction breakdowns and downtime. The word "Condemned" in the headline refers to guests complaining. Enough with this clickbait garbage, @insidethemagic.bsky.social.
A headline from Inside the Magic: "Disneyland Condemned, Entire Park is "Breaking Down"
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️ @veebot.net · 09/03/2026
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