Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 30mThat’s what Dan was saying. I was like if the person doesn’t exist and you’re combining people then sure whatever but it’s well documented that it’s a guy just make it a guy. 000
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 32mYea I’m like how many documentaries have there been? I think we all know it was a guy. 110
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 34mI know that. I’m talking about the FBI guy who analyzes his linguistics. 110
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 52mWhy is a girl the one who figures out who the unabomber is in the Netflix Unabomber movie? Don’t we all know it was a guy? 110
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 1hThat makes sense. I’d been putting it off since we had to find a new dentist in Arlington. 000
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 3hWhen they call and are like “hang up and I’ll transfer it” and sometimes I’m like go back to voicemail. 020
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 4hExactly. I saw you called and your email. I’m choosing to ignore for now. 120
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 4hClearly only Dan notices these things because when I went I put in my AirPod and listened to my podcast. 100
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just got an email from a plaintiff’s attorney saying she is not in the business of suing people.static.klipy.comDrew Scanlon Blinking Eyes Meme ReactionALT: Drew Scanlon Blinking Eyes Meme Reaction 130
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why is calling any place such a hassle now? Your AI chat box is trash. 030
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Mama - you gonna say anything about me tearing this basket up?” 020
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m like relax dude you’re wet for like 2 seconds. Tho after about 5 mins he realized it wasn’t trying to kill him lol. 110
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m tempted to do that but also I’m like he’s 4 months old and we’ve had him for 3 weeks. He does really good sometimes and then just puppy spazzes. We will see how it goes. He is just so much energy lol. Today is horrible because he cannot go outside because it’s raining and he’s like BUT WHY 110
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don’t know how you do it. It’s exhausting. I had to take him outside because he was running into the doors and started to try to parkour off the couch and I was like no we are not doing that inside. 110
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ricky Martin is Puerto Rican and not Brazilian. 020
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This new update is trash. My phone constantly freezes now. 000
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Mine did this too. I had to reset the cell network settings. 010
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Never ever search anything Dan says on your work laptop. #tips 021
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Physically or emotionally? I think like 5 years ago I was like nah I’m never having kids. This puppy confirms the choice. Putting your kids in a kennel for hours while you go out is illegal. 000
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Murphy stopped barking at the paper shredder and rumba .. however my AirPod is a different story. 110
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I am always cold. Dan is always hot. I think he wants those or some other kind. He is kind and bought a heating blanket that has separate settings. Whoever designed it really was married lol 010
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Bless him. Izzy is like “when am I ever going to use this?!” I’m like well excel is useful. 010
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’ll take it. I sleep w an electric blanket. Dan does not like the heater on high but when he’s done? 74 please. 110
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026He woke me up at 3a, 5am and 7am. Now he wants to sleep and suck up to me. 000
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Izzy is having to do statistics w excel and I’m like what in the hell even is that? 110
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Yep. Now in the winter completely different story. 100
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ugh. Dude we were given a quote on how much it would be to replace our roof and even tho it’s so durable. I know why most people have to switch out of clay roofs when it’s time. The price is absurd. 000
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Yea. They told us it could easily last another 25 years (it’s 42 years now) but up to 50 if we maintain it properly. The roof was a giant selling point for me. 120
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Normally, I I would consider it however, our roof is Clay tile and I don’t want to ruin it by putting solar panels up. It’s literally just a gorgeous roof. It’s the original from when the house was built.  100
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 16/09/20261000% that’s the pool. Given that it’s been 100+ outside we have to run it 11 hours a day. Shit is expensive. 120
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’ll switch yall bills. lol. Ours was $700 last month 120
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 16/09/202674 on one side and 72 the other. At night 72 and the other 69. 110
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Holy shit. This chicken and waffles with egg and cheese is amazing. @ntmellie.bsky.social why must you share these things. 010
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Yes and @dannybiscuits.bsky.social hates it. 020
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 15/09/2026@suge-white.bsky.social happy birthday! 120
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Wanna know why he’s exhausted? He’s gearing up to vault over the gate. 030
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I love him too when he’s asleep and calm. When he’s Osama Bin Murphy? I can do without. 120
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The only time this dog is calm is when he’s asleep. He just decided a hat is his mortal enemy. The hat has been there a week. 170