Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Gotta let the neighbors know that we are Talafreakos. 191
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Mama - you gonna say anything about me tearing this basket up?” 020
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Murphy stopped barking at the paper shredder and rumba .. however my AirPod is a different story. 110
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026He woke me up at 3a, 5am and 7am. Now he wants to sleep and suck up to me. 000
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Yea. They told us it could easily last another 25 years (it’s 42 years now) but up to 50 if we maintain it properly. The roof was a giant selling point for me. 120
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Wanna know why he’s exhausted? He’s gearing up to vault over the gate. 030
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The only time this dog is calm is when he’s asleep. He just decided a hat is his mortal enemy. The hat has been there a week. 170
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 11/09/2026He really is. He’s part of the only reason he’s still here. 020
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yep. I originally only saw the brim and was like dude seriously? Then I turned it around and was like AYFKM? Dude jumped on the table to grab it. 010
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 10/09/2026lol. He’s a lab/boxer mix (or so we were told) I can’t decide if it’s a big weiner/short leg problem. It’s weird cause he doesn’t do it all the time and it doesn’t seem to bother him when he does it. I’m like dude really 220
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This dog is insane lol. I forgot what it’s like to have a puppy. 011
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Meet the newest member of the pack - Murphy! 3201
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Ballpark #14. I’m not gonna lie - I don’t hate it. 140
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 27/07/2026No one I would rather do this life with than @dannybiscuits.bsky.social. 1100
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Thank you to everyone who came out last night. It was an amazing time. I guess I can turn 40 now. 060
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 25/05/2026For the second time in one week our gate is broken. News flash: don’t drive into a gate 000
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Our sweet Tater Tot has crossed the rainbow bridge. We’ll miss you every minute of every day. 410
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Don’t you even think about driving by this house. Tater will murder you. 030
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Houston fucking sucks. Been here for 5 mins and the valet dented my car. 140
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Enjoyed the hot tub for the first time today and finally had a drink to celebrate closing on the house. I can’t wait to get used to this. 010
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 18/02/2026This new ring update is doing too much. 000
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 09/02/2026New house, who dis? @dannybiscuits.bsky.social 5321
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 06/02/2026This is not “differences of opinion” this is being a racist piece of shit. 020
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 20/01/2026In my book cold is 73 with a side of ocean breeze 140
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 20/01/2026@dannybiscuits.bsky.social is on vacation. 3141
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I think my boss overreacted when I told him Nix broke his ankle. 120
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Yet another reason not to vote for him. 020
