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Thicc Lachey

@ntmellie.bsky.social
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P1. THF. cowboys. rangers. mean green. crimson tide. @jtimberlake stan. DraftKings. vanilla🍦killa. 5" inseam advocate. beard connoisseur. I like food pics. occasionally funny.

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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 2h
Cowboys W
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Titus Burgess Reacts with Headphones
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 3h
Young ferg with a bailout
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 3h
Are you fucking kidding me
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 4h
Pickens!!
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 4h
Breh
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 5h
WHO KEEPS CALLING PLAYS THAT START BEHIND THE LINE
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Man Squares Up for a Fight
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 5h
We are all equally disappointed
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 5h
Hey so…who the fuck even was that guy
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 5h
I’ve been saying go cowboys!
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lot of ‘intensity’ and ‘frustration’ that a few guys are allowed to get away with
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Imurgency: Whatever That Means
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 01/10/2026
Currently in a battle with the low tire pressure sensor
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy october 1st, y’all
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I don't follow politics" is an immediate signifier that you would eat a shit pie if a tiktok told you to
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey man, what’s going on over on the clock app? Your glizzy brethren may be doing something we don’t need
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gr*G Abb*tts legs probably work better than this
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i dont have a whole list but what i do know is that Pharrell has to be included
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
North Carolina friends, go check out Paul this weekend!
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
built up like a sack of dirty clothes
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 29/09/2026
They putting A 👁️ in 💩 that do not require A 👁️
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today the orthodontist put power chains on the top and bottom teeth and I am not in having fun
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Mr. Bean's Hilarious Teeth Hurt Reaction
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol keenum going full green light on every ball
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pls donate to send me to see John Mayer
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Poor Fox Begging with Mug
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Twins
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 28/09/2026
It’s gone cost a whole lot more to find you something hot and sweet 😭
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we need to start requiring licenses to buy podcast equipment. i'm the first in my bloodline to have to hear this type of senseless babble and i hate it here
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
looking at my outlook calendar on a Monday
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/09/2026
Here’s what’s important for you to know real pastors don’t support you becoming a trad wife… because there has never been a point in history where it has been in the best interest of women to solely depend on the benevolence of men for their wellbeing
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nightmare
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bruh
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I did not enjoy that
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Really Seriously
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Tom And Jerry: Impatient Tom Waits
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Young Ferg tho!
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well fuck
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Blocked 😒
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CeeDee is a baddie
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What the fuck was that
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Setting the edge used to be the way
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That was uncatchable
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The touchdown play!
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HE DIDNT GET IT
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good afternoon sports fans, let’s get a real cool W
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/09/2026
This is amazing
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is the multi view available for non sports programming? What if I want to watch guys grocery games and snapped at the same time? 🤔
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tide might score 100
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dawgs might score 100
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m back MFers
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The Undertaker's Angry Wake Up
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah well. Gotta wait to get a replacement phone. No cellular service in the meantime. What a nightmare 😭
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Thicc Lachey @ntmellie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today I fight the Apple Store to hopefully find some resolution…having a really expensive paper weight is very annoying
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