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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch

@vandersavar.bsky.social
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I'm goofy dingus what does things on the internet under the guise of The Stoner-man. they/them, I am also a member Stonerwatch. A small group of friends that like to provide entertainment and good vibes online. Thanks for tuning in!

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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Well Hi spice X///X! Happy 30th
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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hc-nsfw @hc-nsfw.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
uh ohhh somebody ordered the wine!! (🎨: @scruffyturtles.bsky.social)
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Booburger 🍔
a doodle by Spindle of a blonde haired character (belongs to Murgoten, quoted in the post) holding two burger breads to her breasts, squishing them together
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Of course you may
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
New game genre: Wet So far I have Wetris
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Shadow of the wet Colossus Kingdom wet hearts Ghost of wetsushima And everyone's favorite gears of wet
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𝔏𝔬𝔟𝔬 ⛓️ @wolf-kin.com · 12/01/2026
give them hell. 🔥🧊
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Cats That Heal Your Depression @000.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Hi paw 🐾🐾
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Lil Dick🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @robologicaldick.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
🪦R.I.P my tits🪦 It finally happened! Everything went well :) [ #art ] Original garfield breast reduction comic by Iartsnart on tumblr
4 panel comic of godizlla wishing me luck gor my top surgery and taking my boobs
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Even charlotte knows they can get fucked.
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ICantSeeHelp🆖 @icantseehelp.newgrounds.com · 18/11/2025
Emo nerd Skateboard epic fail #emo #scene #art
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
100% why I put stuff in my chair
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
It my birthday, even so I gift your timeline with one of my cats
Cat with orange and black markings. A black strip going down the center of her face. Laying on a hat.
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Gender is a performance, dland I didn't even get to read the script first l.
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I'm a sad emo they do i count?
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Who? #MTG
Ta-dah!
It's me!
Who?
Your favorite Magic YouTuber!
I don't know.
Many Magic: The Gathering players ask the question...
Doesn't ring a bell.
Reading the card explains the card.
Nope.
Ta-dah!
It's me!
The Professor!
cardboard-crack.com
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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 @blacksalander.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Selene
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Paul Myers @pulmyears.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
A cartoon by Barry Blitt.
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feralcatgang @feralcatgang.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Trixie says, “chin up, better days are coming.“😻
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 11/09/2025
A trans woman expressed her thoughts about the death of a man who publicly hated and despised trans women, and DC Comics really thought the best thing for them to do was...cancel her upcoming comic book series?
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Hope this helps spice
Orange tabby cat laying in a box with a firehouse subs hat on.
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Why not draw shen in a doghouse?
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I enjoyed Return to Dominaria. It being my favorite plane might also have something to do with that.
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Al t least you got to run.
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Lime green, I don't remember, but like grass green, yeah, they had those for sure
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Send me thy cat photos #internationalcatday
Photo of an orange striped cat looking bewildered.Photo of a Calico cat just lounging.
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Then you have the audacity to parenter with a transphobic piece of shit just to make some deck boxes that don't even go with a card game. Eat my whole ass @ultimateguard.bsky.social I hope you lose everything.
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
So, no cubes or boulders. Art theft should a punishable offense. Probably don't pay your artist you have on staff.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
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Raina🐁🏴‍☠️🍁VA/Streamer @rainathemouse.com · 02/08/2025
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
“Guarding the ball”. Postcard from my collection, 1905.
Black and white photo of two shorthaired white and tabby kittens sitting side by side with a ball of white twine between them. White text on the bottom left says “guarding the ball”.
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I would, but we already have 9.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Panel 1: Shen is scratching the back of his head, looking awkwardly off to the side, and blushing a bit. He says "Listen bro this is so embarrassing. I've, uh ... I've imprinted on you ... Yeah ... Yeah like a baby duck."

Panel 2: Shen raises his hands defensively, seeming to be responding to something you, the viewer, are saying. He says "NO, >>LISTEN<<! LISTEN, INTELLECTUALLY--"

Panel 3: Shen puts both his hands out, as if to indicate for you to stop talking for a second. He says "Can I talk? Can I just talk for like a MINUTE and then you can say your piece"

Panel 4: Shen nervously tugs the left sleeve of his sweatshirt with his right hand, looks to the side and down, and blushes. He says "Okay, so ... INTELLECTUALLY I know you are not my mom. But"

(The comic ends there.)
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Roach, Guild Heiress @localroyalroach.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Wanna see the thing that causes the most hate misery and stress at a Mcdonalds? Behold Shamrock Shake Syrup. A single drop of it turns an American Mcdonalds Customer into a blood hungry monster ready to scream at children if denied it.
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Should casters have hearing damage? Like those spells are loud and springing from their hands a lot
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I did the same thing to the demon and his crew, so I didn't have to fight him because that was a lot
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
First spell you learn at school magic earmuff.
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Just means more projects lmao
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I want a new 3D printer soon, either another Qidi Q1 Pro or a Sovol Zero since they're around the same price Of course I could try to fix the printers I already have. I'm down to 2 out of 5 being functional
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Oh boy, the next project.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Panel 1: A soldier wears sound-blocking headphones, but in a crooked way such that one ear is exposed to listen. He holds a bit of cloth meant to go over his eyes, and is looking at his general in the foreground. The general is taller and wears a similar green uniform and tiny glasses, and has a stern, grimacing expression with a prominent brow. The soldier asks "Sir, could you explain why I can't see or hear on this mission?"

Panel 2:  The general replies "We are facing a HIGHLY UNIQUE enemy, private. Your SIGHT -- as well as HEARING -- leave you liable to be compromised by their ABILITY."

Panel 3: We see the soldier from the side as he puts the cloth around his head, covering his eyes, and gets ready to tie it from behind. The horizontally long thin window in the background indicates they are inside a bunker.

Panel 4: The general's brow furrows more than ever, and his pupils shrink. A vein bulges on his forehead. He is lit dramatically by a reddit light from below as he replies: "Friendship."
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Was Judas the first fuckboy?
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Long Denise, needs dick space caddy.
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Animal Flix @animalflix.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇
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Felin Greenleaf, Lord High Commander of Stonerwatch @felin.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Throwback to the time I spent like three hours building defenses and a wall around Sanctuary in FO4 with a zombie apocalypse mod. Then the fucking zombies and my settlers just glitched through the walls anyway
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Fraxx, Greenie Weenie PNGtuber @weedbones.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
What's that? You want a new coloring book? www.amazon.com/dp/B0FCRWNMSQ CHECK THIS SKULLDOG BOOK OUT
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Skull dogs: Easter & Spring
Amazon.com: Skull dogs: Easter & Spring: 9798285890584: "Rebecca Burkett", oatmealpowerup: Books
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Fraxx, Greenie Weenie PNGtuber @weedbones.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
New followers? Ok. 1- TRANS RIGHTS 2- My content isn't for minors 3- Caring is Totally Punk Rock 4- You can't be alt and a bigot 5- We get weird here 6- Art Streams Schedule: TBD Got all that? Cool. Come join for a doink. (Sober? That's cool af with me! Lmk and I avoid the topic with you.)
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Vander Savar The Stoner-man of Stonerwatch @vandersavar.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Robin Williams In bicentennial man
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