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[In purgatory at the dining hall] Hoo, boy. Frog legs, durian fruit and skittles. Again. I can't say I like any of these Lunch lady: GOOD

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 10h

I got mine! What a lovely treasure. No photo of it though, because I'm trying to save it for just a liiiittle bit longer to enjoy, like a rare desset. When I open that sucker, I'm gobbling it all up lol

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 11h

"... and here, the audience is very unhappy about the guy's ancestor from 375 million years ago just showing up all of a sudden...."

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 14h

"Ah, no more picking up corgi poo with inside-out sandwich bags" oh no that's more than five words dammit

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Mailer sent by the bad guys: THIS candidate likes to EAT BABIES Me, my ballot mailed in days ago, in dressing gown: Oh, how AWFUL for you 💅

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

SHIT it's cold in here 🥶

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

#Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt Remastered is absolutely fantastic. Time to relax in a tub of Berry Blue Jell-o and fire up the PS5!

Resin figure of Geralt of Rivia, relaxing in a tub with a rubber duckie by his hip

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When I said people were hungry for new ideas, I meant good ones

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Organizing the basement, mostly garage or moving sale stuff, lowkey wanting to just fast forward to the "found his body under tons of hoarded rubbish" part

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Delivered by a classic bug-eyed witch, who smiles and jokes, "survived the last one, did we? Good luck THIS month, dearie!" Cackling as she boards her broom-shaped van and speeds away

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Too bad the 'trapdoor into the sewers' saleman hadn't gotten there earlier. What a scuuuuuuum

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Bonus: stuffing entire unhusked coconuts into the kids' trick-or-treat bags

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

*bicep flex with spoon towards mouth* I mean, I'm a red blooded artisanal bluberry walnut biscotti kinda guy, but this, THIS... mmmph.

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This year's storm names are too whimsical vs. the mayhem they've caused. "My home was destroyed by Hurricane Pupu" should never be real. Give me Hurricane Frankenstein

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

[Splashy gurgling sounds] Save the garage sale boxes! Or not

Screen grab of NOAA weather app with many many flood warnings displayed

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You: A googly-eyed cg frog in a tweed vest with pockets of cash who 'jumps' on the competition? I'm in! Agent: This is a carpet store

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

good morning to everyone out there but an especially good morning to any twelve foot skeletons who are reporting for yard duty

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James Petruzzi @hawaiianimages.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

For the #BirdOfTheDay theme #BokehBirds, remember bokeh can be foreground too! Here's a Maui 'amakihi with blur before and behind :) #birds 📷🌿🦉

An 'amakihi, a greenish-yellow honeycreeper with a dark curved bill and black face mask amid dappled light and leaves

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"The Department of Ideas That Were Never Going to Work is pleased to inform you that..."

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Colonel Mustard's seldom seem associate, rumored to have huge red sausage-like fingers

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I liked that too. But I'm just struck by how little the film imprinted on my brain. I wanted to get into it, but it was shockingly forgettable save for maybe the first film. Mando was so much more my speed, at least at first

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They'll eventually fire it in favor of an ai iced coffee that dances around and says random things like "engagement" and "profitsmaxxing." Come work with me at the pie factory 🥧🥧🥧

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Rainy day contingency plans 🌧

Photo of Kanoa the Siberian Husky aka Prince of Pillows dozing on the couch

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

(Tumbling downslope in shocking floodwater and debris) Aaagh! This was supposed to be so unlikelyyyyy! Be very safe! Again. This is a lot to deal with

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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I've never signed an ironclad contract, unless you count the time my sister and I agreed that whomever first encountered any cat barf in the house had to clean it up. It lasted one day

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Not gonna try those green potion bottles (turned-into-toad-by-witch risk is too high). But GIANT artichokes, them's coming with me 🧈

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"The Frantic Adventures of Percival Poopfoot" is the fictitious kid's book that pops into my head when my dog does this

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

These gold dubloons were in the garage sale reject box by the trash. Finders keepers

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Thank you for sending your suggestion to the Department of Government. Due to the high volume of correspondence received, we

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"At last, the treasure!" I exclaim, sweat pouring from my brow as I hoist the heavy chest from its sandy tomb and pry it open. The crew gasps in awe as I hold aloft what we have sought for so very long: solid gold pantaloons

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We hope this email finds you hovering your finger pensively over the "Report Spam" button NO WAIT

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"How about a two-wheeled medieval wood-fired oven cart that you can remove freshly baked pies from while it's still moving?" Me, going over potential retirement pastimes: This is a bit much

Image of a medieval European oven mounted on a wooden cart. Two men are pulling the cart while a pair of bakers remove pies from the opening and set them on planks to cool. There is a pole on the wall nearby with giant pretzels hanging from it

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"A meat loaf is /kind/ of a protein bar" I offer, mouth full as I eat the whole thing in front of a scowling crowd

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"It's a powerful AI that enables users to remove ads from any screen," I offer nervously as the skies beyond the top floor boardroom darken and unnatural green lighting starts flashing in all directions

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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

submitted by @/lakefoundtheirexit.bsky.social

two photos with the caption "Which is creepier, this animatronic Elvis I ripped the face of while disassembling it, or this selfie with me wearing it's face?" The first picture shows a partially disassembled animatronic Elvis with a pink spot where the face is supposed to be. The second photo is a selfie of a person wearing the animatronic Elvis face like a Halloween mask.

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me: This herbal remedy is complete nonsense Witch: Fool! Never demean the Old Ways! Me [as toad]: Still not feeling it

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Foodland recipe Hawaiian hamburgah steak wit' brown onion gravy. Reducing the specified amount of salt and/or fat requires consent from a kupuna (they said no)

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I've waited 5 decades for exactly this 🍿

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My cousins in Nerdbraska had pong, I was maybe 7? We soon graduated to an Atari 2600 but could only use the basement TV... which had a partly busted tube so the games like Space Invaders were all very very RED and it hurt your eyes lol. Did we stop? No. No we did not

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"The way it just, I don't know, masterfully pairs with Mrs. Freshley's vending machine bear claws... just sumptuous"

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Get those nectars! Don't worry, my rude photography caused it to fly many ones of inches away

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The "Ai wiLL bE eVeRyWhERe!" cheerleaders make me nervous, like the people who have public sex at festivals. I'm pretty sure we need rules, and that I want to be two thousand miles away from any of it

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Val 🌋 @valvolcano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Overcast but no nice rain either, not crisp, just a muggy gray sky that don't know what it wants. Meteorologists call it a chode front

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