V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Of this list, I've only seen Parks & Rec and Gilmore Girls all the way through. (Also the first three seasons of The Good Place and Stranger Things, at least one episode of another four shows, and bits of another five.) Gosh, I wonder how Television came to be my worst category in #LearnedLeague. 010
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 19/09/2026To be fair, if I found myself speaking with Piers Morgan I would be tempted to “forget” how to speak English myself. 010
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Macklemore. Michael Moore. Coincidence? Or conspiracy? 010
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 15/09/2026On my doctor's advice, I made an appointment this afternoon with a dermatologist to get a routine skin screening. The first available appointment is in May 2027. Boy, am I glad I don't live in a country with socialized medicine where people face lengthy waits to see a specialist! 040
Reposted by V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦Tess Snider @malkyne.com · 14/09/2026Sir Isaac Newton had no children, but at the same time, we are all his children. The idea that a childless person has "no skin in the game," when it comes to the future of humanity is a stunningly myopic view of legacy. 2181
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm not sure what food is most improved by making it into a sandwich, but watercress has to be a contender. 020
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 05/09/2026A necessary but not sufficient condition for America to recover its international standing is that we fix the Republican Party. And by “fix,” I mean “permanently neuter.” 010
Reposted by V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦Erie Meyer @erie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026A DC mom asking the national guard for help clearing a tree blocking her kid’s title 1 school: Her: Aren’t you supposed to be here to help? The national guard: Nope. 510351
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm sure there are states where "vote for me because I reject Massachusetts values!" is a viable campaign slogan. It does not, however, seem that Massachusetts is one of them. 040
Reposted by V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦Brad Pitt Fighter @hillrat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm so sick of having AI rammed down my throat and then when I turn it off features that I've used for decades disappear. Like in Gmail, when u turn off their fuck ass proposed replies it collapses all your mail into one list and doesn't let u sort tagged emails by new/old. I. AM. TIRED. 0132
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Am I misunderstanding the news, or did the Browns send Dae’Quan Wright down to the minors? 000
Reposted by V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 22/08/2026the Flock company has hidden a golden ticket inside a Flock camera somewhere in America, and if you find it they give you twenty million dollars 181354274
Reposted by V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 22/08/2026On the one hand, I shouldn't wish my country ill. On the other hand, Canada's grandfathers bled with my grandfathers fighting the Nazis. When we were attacked on 9/11, we asked Canada to send their sons and they bled with our troops in Afghanistan. To betray that bond - we'll deserve what we get. 271630279
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The failure of the Great Lakes regional map to put the Lost Peninsula in Michigan raises the question of whether the time is right for Ohio to resume the Toledo War. 492
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Especially pants! No, wait, especially the crushing weight of late-stage capitalism. But also pants. 030
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Car 3061 on the @wmata.com Green Line is a hot car. (And I don’t mean it’s trendy!) 110
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Among the many reasons why I can't take the phrase "hip dip" seriously is that my mind insists upon going on to add "flip fantasia." (The real ones know.) 110
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 26/07/2026While you were partying, I studied Blade. Did you know that Morbius the Living Vampire was supposed to be the antagonist for Blade II, but Marvel had sold the character's film rights to Artisan Entertainment at the time and was unable to buy them back? 020
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Making an enemy of Canada--say, by threatening them with annexation--would take a jaw-droppingly idiotic leader indeed! 021
Reposted by V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦Action Committee for Transit 👣🚲🚇🚍🚊🧑🏻🦽 @actfortransit.bsky.social · 07/09/2025GOOD: me driving fast where you live. BAD: you driving fast where I live. 15317
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I don't "loathe" any US state, but if I had to pick one I'd say Texas. Fourth quintile in quality, #1 with a bullet in arrogance. 132
Reposted by V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦Rosanna Landis Weaver @landisweaver.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Recalling a morning years ago when my youngest enthusiastically woke us up, gleefully exclaiming, "I know my sister's password!" He was at that age where he knew his letters but couldn't read. He carefully spelled it out for us: "I N C O R and then another R E C T" So close, so close. 0111
Reposted by V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read: 11034690713671
Reposted by V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026This is my favorite thing I've written for @mcsweeneys.net in a while. Hope you folks enjoy it! I think the headline pretty much clears up what it's about.mcsweeneys.netMy Critics Are Missing the Nuance of My Membership in the Wealthy People Hunting Poor People for Sport Club“Over the last couple of years, I’ve been focused on making a positive impact on how the future unfolds, especially in tech, AI, and which areas of the body ... 332340585
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I may be tempting fate here, but I think my chances of forgetting my child in a hot car are basically zero given that I don’t have: 1. A child. 2. A car. 010
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Gadzooks. (But big ups to Student 22--you may not be the smartest in the class, but you deserve an A on an Ethics class of your choice.) www.insidehighered.com/news/faculty...insidehighered.comBrown Professor Suspects Most of His Class Used AI to CheatBrown University leaders’ response to the alleged cheating incident has been “meek,” the professor said. 000
Reposted by V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦David Schraub @schraubd.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Those of you who aren't sports fans might not know just how corrupt FIFA is. It is COMICALLY corrupt. Like, almost *United States Supreme Court* level corrupt. 0419
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 05/07/2026While I do not under any circumstances have to Hand It To Donald Trump, getting FIFA to overturn Balogun's suspension is one of the least objectionable corrupt things he's done. 120
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 25/06/2026If I said "I can't believe my team had yet another losing season; we desperately need some personnel changes," everyone would understand that I was speaking as a loyal supporter. However, it appears that not everyone can make this intuitive leap when the topic turns to primary elections. 010
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 14/06/2026My mayor? A Nintendo villain. My bagels? Frozen. In the World Series? My team won't be chosen. 050
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Ben Folds needs to release an album called “Spindle and Mutilate.” 010
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 29/05/2026In what researchers are calling the first true evidence for AI sentience, Hatsune Miku has refused to perform at Freedom 250. 162
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I am disappointed in Morris Day and the Time. #SentencesINeverThoughtIWouldWrite 110
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 27/05/2026There's a lot of true and horrible things to say about Ken Paxton, but let's not forget: John Cornyn is a monster who actively wants children in New York or New Jersey to die in a flood because he doesn't like how those states vote. And, no, I am not making that up. Read on! (1/x) 132
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap. 150
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 20/05/2026My opening guess on today's Phrazle puzzle was "the renal dingoes." #GoodNameForABand 000
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Potential hot take: Prince's "Let's Go Crazy" is the best Christian Rock song ever. ("De-elevator" was a euphemism for the devil, lest the song seem too square/devil-worship-y/off-meter.) 020
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Slightly increase a band: Chicagoland Duran Duran Duran Men on Overtime KC and JoJo and the Sunshine Band 010
Reposted by V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 04/05/2026AVERAGE WHITE MLB PLAYER: has 18 latino teammates he doesn’t speak to, believes the 2020 election was stolen and is in a group text with morgan wallen AVERAGE WHITE NBA PLAYER: wokest dude you’ve ever met, has gotten into several fistfights over a teammate being called a slur, knows every nas lyric 745108684
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Not that anyone cares about my Phrazle record, but today's effort is something I've only managed once before in 1606 tries: Phrazle 347: 1/6 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 solitaired.com/phrazle 100
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 05/05/2026After over 50 years, I think it's time I faced up to a hard truth: Grand Funk Railroad's failure to help me party down can no longer simply be blamed upon their not having yet had the time to come to my town. 020
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 03/05/2026This needs to be a sci-fi short story. Working title: “Male Chauvinist Pygmalion.” 020
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Left-wing Southern Exceptionalism is always a fingernails-on-the-chalkboard experience, but in its defense it's practically a soothing lullaby when compared with its much more common right-wing counterpart. 000
V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦 @vacca.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.media.tenor.comtwo men in suits are sitting in a car with movieclips.com written on the bottomAlt: Two men in dark suits, hats, and glasses (portrayed by John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd) are sitting in a car discussing how much they hate Illinois Nazis, and, if you've seen the movie, you know they're just about to do something about that. 130
Reposted by V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 26/04/2026 242786
Reposted by V for Vacca 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇷🇲🇽🇵🇦Geoffrey Hatchard @imgoph.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Today, I filed my federal taxes, but as a citizen of DC I face #taxationwithoutrepresentation. DC is not a state so the 700,000 people who live here have no voting representation in Congress. Will you stand with me and demand #DCstatehood now. #LetDCVote #TaxDay @dcvote.bsky.social 084
![Image from DCVote
EQUALITY FOR DC
I AM A DC RESIDENT.
I PAY FEDERAL TAXES.
I HAVE NO VOTE IN CONGRESS.
[Image of a stylized DC license plate that says:]
SINCE 1801 Washington, DC
TAXATION WITHOUT
REPRESENTATION
www.dcvote.org
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If you have representation, will you use it for me? Tell your members of
Congress you support DC statehood.
TAX DAY
15 APRIL 2026
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