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@cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social
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World's first trillionaire. Sorry Elon, you're #2.

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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Give me the most 80s song you can think of youtu.be/WyF8RHM1OCg?...
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Whitesnake - Here I Go Again '87 (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Any personal vehicle with a grille / tailgate over 4' off the ground should not be allowed within 200 yards of a school or playground.
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The IBM PCjr is here to stay. We need to stop fearmongering about the IBM PCjr and start finding the ways that the IBM PCjr can be used ethically and to support our causes. Naysayers need to realize that this technology is inevitable.
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"Give me 5 bees for a quarter."
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Onion Tied To My Belt: The Style At The Time
Alt: Give me 5 bees for a quarter.
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The face that launched a thousand shitposts.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Jean-Pierre Jeunet's The Wrong Trousers
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Hybrid poster for the movie "Outbreak 2: Cruise Control"
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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two sesame street characters are standing in front of a radio that says yep on it .
Alt: two sesame street characters are standing in front of a radio that says yep on it .
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
O Brother, Where Art Thou and Grogu?
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Ne laissez pas le pigeon conduire le bus!

Texte et illustrations de Mo Willems
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
@dril tweet

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Things cheering me up this weekend: Friday - Successful de-orbit Sunday - Successful de-Orbán
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Timeline cleanse: Medieval architecture
Palais des Papes, Avignon, FR
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Trump take egghead.
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
#Artemis2
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a cartoon character is holding a plate of food and eating a piece of cheese
Alt: a cartoon character is holding a plate of food and eating a piece of cheese
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Wes Anderson origin story.
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Same energy: xcancel.com/GaronWhited/...
Garon Whited tweet:

"I was responsible for six new workplace rules at my old job."
"Oh, we're you in HR?"
"I said I was responsible. I didn't say I wrote them."
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Meme from bsky.app/profile/sapp...
Yui from K-on in the X mentioned meme format. She is saying "The Episcopal Church mentioned!" She is holding a wine bottle labeled Eucharist wine, and is holding a book of common prayer. To her left and right corners is an icon of Jesus holding a book and the Episcoal Church shield logo filled with L G B T Q pride colors.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
2025 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate María Corina Machado.
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
Snow angel
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This is very sad to hear. I learned a lot about the prairie chicken from this exhibit at the @newberrylibrary.bsky.social. www.newberry.org/calendar/win...
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Winging It: A Brief History of Humanity’s Relationship with Birds
A glimpse into avian persistence.
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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a man with a scarf around his neck is looking up at the sky
Alt: Ash from Army of Darkness forgetting the magic words before stealing the Necronimicon.
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Animal's House
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
These are 2 different sentiments. As a primary voter, my job is to keep Morally Compromised Dipshit off the ticket. In the general election, my job is to keep Clone of Adolf Hitler away from the nukes.
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I think that's Lucy Liu. www.reddit.com/r/futurama/c...
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From the futurama community on Reddit: Are you Lucy Liu?
Explore this post and more from the futurama community
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Leeloo Dallas Multipass
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
New war crime just dropped.
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Monkey's Paw curls...
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Tag yourself. I'm "ANOMALOUS RESULTS WHICH PERSIST DESPITE STRONG MANAGEMENT DISAPPROVAL"
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I can't deal with the news today. I gave 100 pairs of winter socks to a local mutual aid center to avoid feeling helpless.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/01/2026
MINNESOTA VERSION OF COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS
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Hope you’re okay @vladaknowlton.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
ICE abducted a 5 year old boy and put him in a Texas detention center. A 5 year old. Liam Ramos. His family was following all legal asylum parameters and were not under deportation orders.
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The Tick saying:

"You're not going crazy, Arthur.
You're going sane in a crazy world!"
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The current hierarchy of needs is: 1) Not getting murdered by ICE 2) Not getting assaulted/kidnapped by ICE ... 3) Anything about prices
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/01/2026
Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.
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Emma the Sewer Socialist @mayorseidel.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Let’s take another look at this victorious action from yesterday, and apply Friedman’s theory of victory in battle to it.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
Text: “A friend said those of us who live in Minneapolis should write about what's going on here for folks who live elsewhere. You need to know that whether you're a Republican, Independent or Democrat, the Constitution is being violated by our federal government. This is not about catching criminals, or even deporting people. It is about punishing an entire state, including
citizens, for not supporting the president. Everyone in my part of Minneapolis is affected. On our streets, ICE is stopping people of color and demanding their papers. In America. US citizens do not have to prove citizenship to ICE. Yet people are being intimidated, some cases beaten up and detained, for requiring ICE to follow the law. ICE needs a judicial warrant to enter homes. Yet there are documented cases of them
ignoring the law - violating a bedrock constitutional principle. Americans of color are staying home, afraid to go to work, school, to grocery shop, or fill their cars with gas. This isn't just "illegals" or immigrants with valid work permits, it is citizens who have had their cars rammed by ICE for merely looking Hispanic. Businesses are closing. Schools are 50 percent full. When they are open, fascists are calling in bomb threats because the
president decided to make us a meme. After a daycare teacher with a valid work permit (through 2030) was snatched from her workplace, parents (and grandparents) have had to organize to watch their SCHOOLS, to make sure conditional rights are observed. This is being repeated throughout Minnesota. Imagine trying to do your job or live you life while also taking volunteer shifts to make sure the federal
government doesn't act extrajudicially.
Because of ICE's documented abuses, neighbors have organized to monitor federal actions. This observation is legal, as long as it doesn't interfere with a valid action. Yet since ICE killed Renee Good, they are increasingly stopping this observation, breaking car windows and …”
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Picture of Greg Bovino throwing a tear gas canister at a non-violent demonstration.

Chicago Tribune article titled, "Department of Homeland Security defends using tear gas on residents in Little Village"
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Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
JUST IN from @ilattygeneral.bsky.social: State of Illinois sues Trump administration over its "organized bombardment on the State of Illinois and the City of Chicago." Full complaint here: illinoisattorneygeneral.gov/News-Room/Cu...
ATTORNEY GENERAL RAOUL FILES LAWSUIT AGAINST TRUMP ADMINISTRATION OVER ILLEGAL AND RETALIATORY IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT TACTICS

Chicago – Attorney General Kwame Raoul today filed a lawsuit against the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and Trump administration officials over the unlawful and dangerous tactics used by Customs and Border Protection (CPB) and Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents in Illinois. Illinois is joined by the city of Chicago in the case.

“Border Patrol agents and ICE officers have acted as occupiers rather than officers of the law,” Raoul said. “They randomly, and often violently, question residents. Without warrants or probable cause, they brutally detain citizens and non-citizens alike. They use tear gas and other chemical weapons against bystanders, injuring dozens, including children, the elderly and local police officers. I filed this lawsuit to stand up for the safety of the people of Illinois and the sovereignty of our state.”

“The Trump administration has repeatedly violated the law and undermined public trust,” said Mayor Brandon Johnson.  “These actions weren’t just unlawful; they were cruel, needlessly inflicting fear and harm on our communities.  My administration will forcefully protect our residents’ rights and hold anyone accountable who abuses their power. Nobody is above the law. This lawsuit is about ensuring there is accountability for the lawless actions of the Trump administration and justice for the Chicagoans who have been wronged.”

Attorney General Raoul filed the lawsuit in the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Illinois – Eastern Division. The complaint describes the various ways the Trump administration has attempted to coerce Illinois over policy differences, including by unlawfully withholding federal funds and attempting to deploy the Illinois and Texas National Guards in the state. In September 2025, DHS deployed quasi-military personnel from CBP and ICE to Illinois, initiating…The lawsuit notes that, for decades, federal immigration agents enforced immigration laws in Chicago without significant interruption to public order and safety. Since being deployed to Illinois in September, CPB and ICE agents have killed one Illinois resident, shot another, and conducted a military raid on a Chicago apartment building, detaining all its residents, including children. Agents have arrested hundreds without warrants, randomly questioned hundreds more, and unleashed chemical weapons upon law-abiding, peaceful residents. The lawsuit documents several individual examples of such unlawful tactics being used to terrorize the people of Illinois.

As a result of the fear and chaos created by these tactics, local schools have gone into lockdown, social service organizations have had to reduce their services, and courthouse operations have been increasingly hindered, as Illinoisans have been intimidated from accessing courthouses, medical facilities and schools. Illinoisans and tourists alike fear going about their daily lives. Local businesses and economies have suffered, and declining sales have led to losses in tax revenues.

Raoul assert that the federal government has attacked Illinois’ ability to carry out its core sovereign functions — to regulate public health, uphold a system of education for Illinois residents, support the state’s economy, provide public safety and administer its judicial system, enforce state statutes, implement state programs, and ensure that Illinois residents receive the full benefits of state and federal law.

Raoul argues that this assault on the state’s sovereignty is a violation of the Tenth Amendment and violates the Administrative Procedure Act many times over.Raoul also argues that DHS adopted illegal enforcement policies that harm Illinois residents, including:

Rather than utilizing targeted removal policies, using roving patrols of teams of agents to interrogate residents without reasonable suspicion that they are unlawfully present.
Deploying biometric scanning to capture and store the photographs and fingerprints of residents who are not entering or exiting the United States.
Arresting people without warrants or probable cause.
Indiscriminately deploying riot control weapons, including tear gas. 
Conducting enforcement at sensitive locations, including courthouses, schools, social service organizations and medical facilities without appropriate reasoning.
Trespassing onto private property without authority. 
Concealing and switching vehicle license plates in violation of federal and state law.
Raoul is asking the court to order federal agents authorized to enforce immigration law in Illinois to stop using tactics that exceed their statutory authority granted by Congress, including dispersing tear gas and other noxious chemicals without warning against persons who are not resisting, scanning the biometric information of Illinois residents, and entering private property without a warrant or permission of the owner. Raoul is asking the court to require written documentation of the basis for questioning Illinois residents regarding their immigration status and the basis for the conclusion that agents were authorized to make warrantless arrests.

Raoul is also requesting a prohibition on enforcement activities in or near courthouses, schools, hospitals and other sensitive locations, except in extenuating circumstances and with safeguards. In addition, Raoul is asking that the court require that all CBP and ICE vehicles have visible, accurate license plates, and only the plates properly assigned and registered to each vehicle.

If Raoul’s request for judgment is granted, he is asking that the court monitor the defendants’…
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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a woman says " definitely worth the wait " in a kitchen
Alt: a woman says " definitely worth the wait " in a kitchen
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Saint Renee of Colorado
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I think the bigger story here is that this administration has deployed a fully-operational SEP field. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somebod...
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Somebody else's problem - Wikipedia
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Wakanda Forever!
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Where was Rose-san when the West Coast fell?
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Anonymous Spokesman @cowboybeepboop1.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
UB-52 Hit song: "Red, Red Lobster"
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