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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

This is also how I'd style my hair if I was told I was gonna be the cover athlete for a pro bowling game

uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Not to besmirch people caught by scam texts, but if anyone with a 303 area code is telling you they have amazing fresh fish and you fall for it, that's on you

A scam text that reads "I've got smoked salmon bagels, come share with me! 😋"

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I feel like I need to include the image here just to drive home just how easy it was not to fall for this

A blatantly AI-generated image of a Verizon phone display

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Some people complain about advertising on the internet but as a glass grandma full of strawberries who frequently walks myself, I'm glad Tumblr is giving me such insights

A Tumblr Ad that reads "walking based on your weight". It then has several weight categories with illegible text and pictures of glass figures filled with strawberries.

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

*Watching people say that without Ted Turner, the Atlanta Braves and professional wrestling wouldn't exist*

The Simpsons "thinking about utopia" meme

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

My mom was talking about Ruth Bader Ginsburg and, apparently, the best way she could think to word what she was saying was "She shouldn't have stayed in her judicial seat until she was skeletor"

A meme of Skeletor screaming "THE COURT HAS COME TO A 5-4 DECISION"

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Artist rendition of something that happened to me last night

A four panel comic of a man stirring pasta, who takes the plastic tonged spoon he's using to stir it with to kill a cockroach on the microwave. He then says "Why did I do that"

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

My favorite part about the LA Kings is that every time they get scored on, the camera cuts to their head coach looking like a Three Stooges character

LA Kings head coach D. J. Smith looking unhappy during a 4-1 loss to the Buffalo Sabres.

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

The last thing Corey Perry sees before he dies #Sabres

The Tampa Bay Lightning's Corey Perry about to fall to the ice after being pummeled by the Buffalo Sabres' Beck Malenstyn.

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

PALACE WIN, ABSOLUTE SCENES FROM GEORGE THE BEAR #CPFC

A red beanie baby bear with its arms held up by someone in a crystal palace shirt

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

The @coloradopalace.bsky.social watch party: me, a beanie baby, and a rubber duck. As it was meant to be #cpfc

uzworm, wearing a black Crystal Palace shirt, holding a blue rubber duck and a red beanie baby bear

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Thanks Google AI overview, but I'm more interested now in hearing about these implied atypical dunks that are done with a different number of hands than "one or two"

A Google AI overview. "In basketball, a "flush" refers to a powerful dunk, typically executed with one or two hands, that forcefully puts the ball through the hoop."

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Me next year making my family's new Thanksgiving treat

The "I;m thinking about thos Beans" meme

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

The final boss of white people Thanksgiving has arrived 😱

A bowl of orange jello with mandarin oranges suspended in it.

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

The TV at the restaurant I'm at has the Golf channel on and this is almost too on the nose for the advertising I expected

A TV ad for "100 MG Generic Viagra". The text is cut off at the top. The ad contains a QR code and a big red circle with the words LEGAL LOOPHOLE in it.

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Never forget when the USMNT used a picture of me in their official 10-year remembrance tweet of the #SnowClasico

A tweet by the US Men's soccer team @USMNT: "10 years ago: Scowclasico"

Two pictures are shown. One of Jermaine Jones with snow in his hair and the other of uzworm in a USA Hockey jersey in a crowd, screaming.

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

NOPE i CANNOT be having an hours long psychosis episode and try to open Tiktk to help and this is the first thing I see

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Obviously I've been enjoying USMNT fans sobbing over the Rapids signing Paxten Aaronson, but this specifically is so funny cause if Bob Bradley had brought a #Rapids96 (Conor Casey) instead of Findley to the WC in 2010 maybe they'd have actually gotten a goal from a striker and beaten Ghana lmao

A quote tweet. The original tweet is by @thenry019: "With a view to the 2026 World Cup, which is taking place in his home country, among others, he made the request to take his next step at the Colorado Rapids. We wish Paxten all the best and lots of success for his future."

The quote tweet is by @ManagerTectical, and reads "I speak for every single American when I say that we do not want a single Colorado Rapids player in the USMNT 🇺🇸"

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Saturday's #Rapids96 game was awesome if only cause I got to see my long-time Croatian friend Ivan and his son for the first time since 2018!

A picture from a CO Rapids game in the Supporters section. Three white people are in frame

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

"Yeah, I read Playboy for the articles." The Articles:

An article from a 1991 issue of Playboy titled "Are you a Child Pornographer?"

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

"Yeah I read Playboy for the articles" The Articles: *Interview with the Dilbert guy*

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

We've been turned into hampters by @pinuwuk.itch.io

Two orange Hamtaro-style hamster characters depicting uzworm and Claire.

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Some girl started a cult that she openly called a cult on TikTok, like 10000 people joined and now a bunch of people are saying "I didn't know it was gonna ACTUALLY be a cult!" lmao

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uzworm @uzworm.bsky.social · 04/07/2025