Sign in

CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃

@utter-ly.bsky.social
149 followers 246 following 302 posts

@Utter_ly

PostsRepliesMedia
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
@numetalmoment.bsky.social
000 0
Reposted by CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃
Oblivion Loading Screens @oblivionloading.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
M'aiq the Liar: An angry man once called M’aiq “woke.” Of course M’aiq is woke! M’aiq is not sleeping and does not wish to live in a dream world, afraid of imaginary ghosts. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player talking to a Khajiit (humanoid tiger) man in grayish blue robes, in the rain, out on a dirt path with grass, rocks, moss, and swamp trees in the background.
7415162 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Keep honking on that tooter, Charlie
010 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look. It's a simple calculation but a difficult one. Victor Marx wants to consecrate the state to God. Weiser would probably not, but the chance is never zero. In that scenario, I want one of the masters of Cajun Karate, the art of Keichu-Do, on my side
000 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am, and guess what: I have to activate Instinct to follow Scent Trails every 30 seconds But those cowards would never post that 🤷
130 0
Reposted by CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃
disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Retrospectively I can see that *Roblox* and *Danganronpa* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of domestic violence that was beginning to shape and color Nepali life...
062 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
050 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hellraiser feels like a bit of a balm in this regard
000 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"The Death of Marat" 1793
The Death of Marat
141 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anecdotally, Mike D produced this beat then went Alan Smithee when he learned Fred Durst was on it. Anyway it's pretty solid youtu.be/V2p8b3_Pq_k?...
youtu.be
Them Girls
YouTube video by Run D.M.C. - Topic
001 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
...Peak?
010 0
Reposted by CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃
Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Right, so that screenshot of the famous person saying the obnoxious quote? The screenshot with the awkward zoom and crop that leaves no visible sourcing?
0372 0
Reposted by CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
The amount of societal progress I would trade for a second album isn't zero
011 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In this house, Leonid Brezhnev was awarded Hero of the Soviet Union 4 times, end of story! Tony Soprano meme
010 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn that's something I never thought about
010 0
Reposted by CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃
Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just got a frantic call from Allison Statham. She's the mother of Haley Oliveaux, the girl Chris Duncan was wrongly convicted of killing. She says the police are now at her door and demanding a DNA sample. They're threatening to arrest her.
radleybalko.substack.com
The framing of Chris Duncan: Part Two
“God doesn’t let innocent babies die for no reason. Somebody has to be punished.”
9385133 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ahem. It's Empower Field at Mile High now. If you call it Invesco you are #Woke
010 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cool, free album
011 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
WAIT! THEY FORGOT SOMEONE! THEY FORGOT HIM!!!
static.klipy.com
Punisher's Distressed Dream Sequence
ALT: Punisher's Distressed Dream Sequence
000 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When you love Palestine And have neat thrift shop finds Macklemoré
001 0
Reposted by CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃
videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
primal rage, print ad (1995) archive.org/details/Fusi...
four panels:
earth is urth (imagery of the ruins of buildings on earth
man is grub: a naked(?) man laying down and scared
the gods are angry: an scary angry ape-like creature, raising its arms and fist.
rage is home: title font and text
(primal rage is coming to your house august 25, 1995.)
sega genesis
sega game gear
super nes
nintendo game boy
pc-cd rom
310027 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's good! Well, by and large
000 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm sorry, you've been duped. This video is selectively edited. The OP did not rotate the screen 90° to activate Quibi's TurnStyle™ functionality, which changes the aspect ratio and makes the show Normal
000 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Now try Jack In The Box. It can only be better I assume
010 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
But did Abdul Acai condemn Hasan Piker?
000 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Literally Melat Kiros!
000 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Blade Runner Roy Batty
ALT: Blade Runner Roy Batty
030 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Damn that's crazy youtu.be/U82heDabn5k?...
youtu.be
Stardust – Official Trailer I HD I IFC Films
YouTube video by Independent Film Company
000 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you play GTA V today you can go to fake Silver Lake and hear fedora-clad "hipsters" prattling on about vegetables to infinity. It was outdated by the time it hit discs!
000 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That's your problem, Snake. Never push the left stick in Metal Gear Solid.
000 0
Reposted by CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃
Chase Woodruff @chasewoodruff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The whole vernacular of the small-L liberalism of the center-right and center-left is about procedure, problem-solving, listening and learning, collaboration, innovation, etc. etc.. Nothing is zero-sum, there are no irreconcilable conflicts. None of it works with a problem like "not enough water."
1102 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I read a fair bit about this movie but never heard this much about the Angel Studios of it all. I appreciate that context a lot 🫡
010 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh my God ... Lez Benzies IS TEH HACKER Revenge is a dish best served... With LEEKS
040 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
youtu.be/vt56qKZXJ0I?...
youtu.be
Rhinestone - Drinkenstein
YouTube video by Benny Legend
010 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
youtu.be/UzBEE_dzyek?...
youtu.be
Maneater Feat: Lil-Wayne & Nelly Fatado
YouTube video by Brandon Streetz - Topic
010 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Please let it be the Phillip Glass Candyman sample....
100 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Mamma mia! That tiny-a man was killed by spaghett!"
001 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
An under-discussed facet of the Melat Kiros campaign here in Denver is that she was working as a barista until THREE MONTHS before her primary win
010 0
Reposted by CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃
chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s so funny that Chi Osse was just gayguy style shitposting and now “woke 1 was crazyyy” has become a doomspelling phrase we’re going to be contending with for the next three years
043162 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
😳💔
000 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Did you review I Want Your Sex? I can't find it 😔
100 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
FUCK
110 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
And Taylor too
1100 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
ONE PHOTO of Bin Laden is the cause of all of this I'm convinced
000 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's the champagne from the man with the bandana
010 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"It has been said the people of Alexandria cheered as the great library burned, for they were ignorant of the riches within."
010 0
Reposted by CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃
Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Baskin-Robbins Can’t Stop The Nuts (1980-1980): Coconut-almond ice cream, loaded with chocolate-covered almonds and candy-coated almonds, along with a milk chocolate ripple. Released to promote the Village People/Steve Guttenberg film, "Can't Stop the Music"
A bright red sign that reads "Can't Stop the Nuts" in black script, above an almond inside a coconut shell, disco dancing in platform shoes and bellbottoms. To the right is an image of the Village People, dressed in all-white versions of their classic costumes
3027341 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
There's still the Holy Grail...
Fast & Furious: Crossroads for the PlayStation 4
010 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Working on ordering bumper stickers
000 0
CRYPT (Chris) UT-TOMB-ACK! 🎃🎃 @utter-ly.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Not even strictly what Gita is talking about but I love tutorials. It feels weirdly good to get that first 'Press B to crouch.' I had a lightbulb moment: that's probably because I would rent a new game from Blockbuster every week when I was a kid
1522 0