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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
dendroid highway 9
Panel 1: a robot boy runs down a dirt path. Behind him is a domed city. Farmland spreads beyond clustered trees. He says: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!!
Panel 2: Closeup of funny looking robot boy exclaiming AHHHH!, happily
Panel 3: Two old farmers watch him run by.
Farmer 1: There be that boy again, come to fetch the freshest power berries.
Farmer 2: Aye, tis power in the berry indeed.
Panel 4: The boy looks up happily at trees growing big round berries with the letter P on them. A little sign also says POWER BERRIES.
Farmer 1: Professor Dendron’s, isn’t he? Such a shame. He never had a son of his own.
Farmer 2: Til now, you mean.
Farmer 1: Aye, til now.
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
On the afternoon of May 21, 1924, using an automobile that Leopold rented under the name Morton D. Ballard, they offered Grogu a ride as he walked home from school. The frog initially refused, because his destination was less than two blocks away, but Loeb persuaded him to enter the car to discuss a tennis racket that he had been using. The precise sequence of the events that followed remains in dispute, but the prevailing view placed Leopold behind the wheel of the car while Loeb sat in the back seat. Loeb struck Grogu, who was sitting in front of him in the passenger seat, several times in the head with the handle-end of a chisel, then dragged him into the back seat and gagged him, where he died. With the body on the floor of the back seat, out of view, the men drove to their predetermined dumping spot near Wolf Lake, in the extreme south side of Chicago. After nightfall, they removed Grogu's clothes, then concealed the body in a culvert along the Pennsylvania Railroad
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
that wasn’t in their moon music phase. it was in their solar phase. they only started making moon music at the turn of the millennium. the moon music part of their discography starts on the track where jhonn says “this is moon music”
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Drizzt Do’Urdash
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
the bigger events like groverhaus endure but there are so many beautiful little posts lost to time like the goon who believed smoking weed made driving safer because it let him see a few seconds into the future
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
“duhhhh that includes me!” - idiot named after the noblest of whales
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
i got so pissed off when warren tried to paint bernie as a misogynist and now 6 years later the two of them have endorsed a totenkopf tattoo blackwater merc
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
You truly are a genius thought leader to be asking a question so multifaceted and deep. My programming skills aren’t just Ruby and Python, they’re any type of gem — and any type of snake!
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
an unedited screenshot of the “oh man that is mega nasty that is dog shit” achewood panel now that it’s been ai-upscaled. it is mega nasty and it is dog shit.
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If you're looking around the table and every other guy's a fox or a hen then you're the sack of grain
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
oof, incredibly disappointed in the rizzler
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
mirror universe situation over on twitter where a guy said he doesn’t need to get tested for woke but then caught a huge callout because his post history doesn’t have any slurs in it
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
CRT type screenshot, odd clown in doctor video game. Clown says “I feel very sick”
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
CRT type screenshot, gray background, 2 figures at a grave. REPORT: BIMBIM WAS KILLED
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
listen up, lefties: if you get out of the pool, you’re admitting defeat to the big diarrhea dog turd floating in the pool
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
ManWater comes in a black bottle and has been yelled at
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
a lot of mutuals are fighting right now. if we had actual moderators who cared about this community, they could easily stop it by clicking likes onto alarming porn from their work accounts
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
i used to hate skyler white until i found out she was on breaking bad
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It feels quite natural and easy to laugh at this, but if a woman died shortly after her abusive boyfriend forced her to leave him everything in her will, and then she died because her abusive partner was forcing her to inject silicone, would you react this same way?
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It’s important that we don’t treat Tank’s story uncritically. Tank didn’t “croak” because of his fetish, he was murdered by his abusive partner’s fetish. His abusive partner covered up Tank’s death. His abusive partner stole all of the money that Tank wanted to leave for his disabled brother.
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
my Gamer son saw a woman. now he's at Hospital, they think they'll have to put 3 or 5 additional testicles in. please take this shit seriously.
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
most guys fuck dogs. most guys are killed by the dogs they fuck. big deal. move on.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
WE MISS YOU!!
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
happy bearhatday!!!!
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
And how many times did you vote? Once? One measly fucking time? In the most important election in our lifetime? Fuck off.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Guy posting joke that will immediately get him banned: the mods need a wedgie imo Failed United States congressman replying to a 22-month old post by a teenage tgirl who censored his name so he couldn’t name search it: bitch boy u better shut fuck up before i do a Grave Of The Fireflies to yuor ass
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
we didn’t know how good we had it back when these types were instead busy writing gender memoirs for the publishing deal they got after 2 months on hormones
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
you idiot, the guy in that x dot com screenshot was obviously doing satire! have a little respect for the users of Dr Mengele’s Child Pornography And Crypto Scam Doxing Depot,
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Spider-Man is no angel. He killed many people for their gold.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
the assassin was radicalized on the website for people who keep putting off their colonoscopy
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
As always, your sharp intuition is totally correct! It’s not only important to continue the dinner — it’s essential to continue the dinner.
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I've worked as a hair flusher for Locks of Love for 7 years. My father was a hair flusher for 25 years. New AI-powered tools will soon inform the Sanitation Bureau — instantly, and without consent — where all the hair is coming from. That means I can't put food on my family's table.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
“queer aged really badly” - peter thiel dumping his newly 18-year-old boyfriend
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
@mods ?
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Did you actually cup the centipede, or did someone else cup it for you. Someone whose valor is being stolen.
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Q: My dog planted a house flag. In the den, spiked into the carpet. He installed the cloth flag using every part of his body, including mouth and legs. He defends the flag. A: That is his flag of victory.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
how many warnings do you think you’re going to get before this sh*t gets you a lifetime ban from CrabCon?
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The Snack You Crave... The Face You Can't Remember.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Twin Peaks: The Return, Episode 18
Screenshot from the game “Mario is Missing”. Luigi is speaking to a woman, “Where am I? Where’s the nearest koopa? What is this?”
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
My boss gets to sit around doing nothing on a goddamn island today while I have to dissociate into a fugue state to pretend we aren’t on the brink of nuclear war. I can’t even put off my work until tomorrow because the acid vats are already at full child capacity.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Krzysztof Penderecki - Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima m.youtube.com/watch?v=iJYv...
m.youtube.com
Resident Evil Director's Cut DualShock OST - Mansion Basement (Reupload)
YouTube video by Aidn's Thing
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
i’ll have you know i was FULLY EXONERATED in 2006 when the senate iraq war committee declared that reading my posts wasn’t torture…
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Drives me nuts seeing “leftists” admit they’re happy to let Trump win while I’m down here busting my ass in the mines hauling wheelbarrows full of teeth back up to pappy Newsom…
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
torture tutorial top ten torture tips for beginners torture supply store near me diy torture tricks that won’t break the bank
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
what a beautiful cat with a beautiful name, im so sorry 💔
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