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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
an unedited screenshot of the “oh man that is mega nasty that is dog shit” achewood panel now that it’s been ai-upscaled. it is mega nasty and it is dog shit.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Twin Peaks: The Return, Episode 18
Screenshot from the game “Mario is Missing”. Luigi is speaking to a woman, “Where am I? Where’s the nearest koopa? What is this?”
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
six months in the illinois burbs report: haven’t seen a single tran in the wild (bad) but there’s also this (good)
photo of three squirrels all rooting around in 3 different pots. in the distance, a fourth squirrel keeps watch perched upon an empty topiary frame
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
re: horses discourse
some guy: And all of those stores likely weren’t sent an early build of the game that contained content that may have been borderline or outright illegal in many territories.

my beautiful wife: jump to around 8:50 in this video from South Park: The Stick of Truth, available now on steam (link to video)that guy again: The child isn’t an active participant in the sexual acts, its background and incidental, where the scene described in horses seemed to imply direct participation.

my radiant wife, shimmering with violence: jump to about 10:15 in this scene from South Park: The Stick of Truth, available now on steam (link to same video)
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
babe that’s not a squirrel
photo of a deer that winter thought was a squirrel
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
pete could learn a thing or two,
heinous billboard with dead eyed man that says “ex-gays prove change is possible”
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
fetterman makes first public appearance since fall
the smushface clay statue
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
diptych
someone quote dunking me by saying “i love the words libertarian and fascist next to each other. i love when language loses meaning.” below that is the top of the same person’s post saying “i really need to go back to my social media feed looking like this” but the rest of it is cut off the cut off post from the previous image revealed to be a quote rt of a post reading “perfect fining device “ with some insanely tacky anime porn
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
the zophar’s domain logo with laser eyes
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
beautiful! i want this man’s sigil emblazoned upon my chest
douglas p of death in june striking a stupid idiot pose tooting a little horn. what the fuck is wrong with you listening to this man.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Incredible image from Hana No Asuka Gumi, it’s a diagonally split screen frame where on top is two shocked anime women and on the bottom is a broad looking angry upside down through her legs showing her out of frame ass
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
the extreme left in question
the pacman ghosts
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
if you can’t run with the big dogs, stay on the porch
image from my phone showing I have 223 phone call notifications
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
ultima 7 part 2: serpent isle was a game that transfixed me for months as a child and i have a lot of nostalgia for it but for some reason i find it hard to explain the appeal
Two incredible character portraits in ultima 7 serpent isle. the first looks like off-brand peter steele and the second is a skeleton from a Halloween store on vhs.

There’s also text but I didn’t read it. The font is horrible and hurts to even look at.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
3 panel vince mcmahon busting rope meme with text:

YOURE AN ERRAND BOY

SENT BY GROCERY CLERKS

TO COLLECT A BILL
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
the come and see kid, yassified
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
as if being a shooter wasn’t bad enough, this enhanced image shows the suspect wearing a shirt designed by ai
zoom of the ai-enhanced image of the shooting suspect showing his shirt is obviously made with ai
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
spoon some into one of these bad boys for me
bubble wrap usps envelope made for mailing kik alicha across great distances
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
you’re about to be out of a job
a corkscrew
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
the guy in a sleeveless shirt that says

SATIRE REQUIRES A CLARITY OF PURPOSE AND TARGET LEST IT BE MISTAKEN FOR AND CONTRIBUTE TO THAT WHICH IT INTENDS TO CRITICIZE
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
@wesanderson check this shit out bicth
drawing illustrating two point perspective
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
nobody likes a show-off
squirrel perching atop a small topiary cage. squirrel was doing that for like 5 minutes straight.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
old vhs screen grab of an 80s commercial with an interstitial screen reading 

NOBODY BEATS
the BRICK

14 Bay Area Locations
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
old video still of the sign outside a mall called “Pyramid Mall Plattsburgh” with a logo that is a triangle that has a palm tree or a butthole in it. beneath it another sign reads:

COMPUTER
  PICTURES
    ALL MONTH
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
it never stops. i gotta get my account sprayed for k-hives
my mentions where friendly nice people are liking my post about bluesky being overrun by terrifying libs but also a notification letting me know ive been followed by someone named Blue4Democracy and other names like that.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
the photo of everyone taking a photo of the flaming trash can but the doom hud is beneath it so it looks like the trash can is a gun
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
no matter how big it makes you feel, it’s always wrong to dunk on a lowbie
some nobody named “megan mcardle“ who only has 839 followers
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
wife made me another icon and a banner :] follow my wife on website: @winterk.bsky.social
very splotchy comic drawing of the desert dweller by my wife winter beautiful place to retire. ahhh, rat town! its located on a stark black and white grid with a dotted red line indicating a journey…
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
deep in the burbs, bountiful omens
two squirrels, both standing on two separate overturned flower pots, both staring into the camera
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Protect The Dolls
horrible little doll. not explaining where its from. just accept that its an insanely cursed reference and do not dig further.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
same image as above but Kamala holding a big picture of goatse. And her hand is the goatse man’s hand. nasty!
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
griffith berserk, holding his crimson behelit which is graham linehans head
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
when you see this… well, just hold onto your ass
iconic floor and curtain combo from the black lodge, diy replicated quite poorly
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
beavis has moved closer to the camera and is blocking view of the previous post
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
oh sick, neo from the matrix followed me! let’s see what he’s posting
bsky screencap showing a guy with neo from the matrix following me just nowhis profile where all of his posts are his hog. unfortunately, my cool friend beavis is here blocking view of the hog
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
i cannot respect your people but i must respect your revolution
magazine ad for Revolution X, a game memorializing the brave gen x-ers who died while stage diving at a scritti politti concert
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
it’s pretty bad out there
Pew research poll showing some insanely barbaric opinions held by a significant chunk of the populace. Taken from https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2025/02/26/americans-have-grown-more-supportive-of-restrictions-for-trans-people-in-recent-years/
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
It’s a brutal time for young men,
James Duval as Jordan with a shotgun in his mouth in the Doom Generation (1995). Joke would have been better with a still from the castration scene but I’d get yelled at
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Commander Bidens husband is dead. He does not want to remarry. He only wants sex. See his pussy. CLICK HERE.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Commander the dog, humiliated
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Google AI overview reading:

✨ AI Overview

+2
Redfoo kissed Skyblu as a stage move and part of the act during LMFAO's performances, specifically during their hit song "Party Rock Anthem". It was a popular visual that became iconic with the band.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
The brand of sacrifice from berserk, bleeding to indicate the presence of a nearby demon
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
mom says dad doesn’t throw anything out, but who is to say
Original 3.5” Wasteland disk found in my parents house
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
slint spiderland cover where the lads are in a lake but  jaes pfp is in there too.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Dog with speech bubble saying the thing the dumb guy said earlier today: “The primary message they now is get is "YOU'RE BAD" without any meaningful attempt to offer healthy pathways beyond "Don't”
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
thanks, i’m calm now
Photo of a guy in front of a wall mid-painting. Text reads: “Don’t Fret, Local Street Art Legend Who Championed The Underdog, Dies At 36”
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
painful having to skip my favorite part of my favorite movie but i’m trying to respect the wishes of the voice actor who blocked me
Two headed podrace announcer from the best Star Wars film, “Episode 1”
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
hard to choose a favorite, but this is the funniest joke in Bee Movie
Larry King microphone intro but it says Bee Larry King. Which is accurate,  because in the movie he is a bee. That might seem strange, but it is a movie about bees.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
at my parents and found my purse from 20+ years ago. lmao
incredibly tacky Y2K era purse. it’s green and olive with neon green and black details. it’s got ridiculous graphics and a cell phone compartment sized to fit a flip phone. the brand name seems to be “version 5.0”. i would wear it with a denim visor and a cargo skirteven more tacky on the back. it’s got shit like “dream in code” written on it. my god. i think there’s even like wingdings characters on it.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
people are taking issue with this but it’s 100% true: the cops always goon for us
October 19, 2024. After being contacted by the Mirror, Mr Linehan today issued a statement claiming: "This is part of a long history of the police acting as a goon squad for trans rights activists."
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