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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh man I'm gonna be delivering so much nonprofit political mail to retirement homes with this dumb loser's face on it real soon

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sorry but if you survive a double execution attempt, you get to become the prison warden now.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"I don't think anyone needs a billion dollars" is neither controversial or an opinion. People can quibble all they want about the ethics of allowing for billionaires to exist, but no one *needs* it.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My lasting memory of him in that era was just the infamous double mound visit, though I think he was only bench coach then?

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Also probably how you felt watching the Mattingly era Dodgers

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Immediately after a report that basically says he allowed October 7th to happen, and four weeks before the election where he's made Israeli security his tentpole issue. Not saying just saying

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Criticizing Wallace Shawn is more antisemitic than criticizing Israel.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is just Alito announcing to the world that a 5-3 decision has already been determined in favor of his side.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Best wishes to Michael Shannon on his new career endeavor.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If your entire office is averaging 5-6, you're the outlier. I didn't pull my number out of the air. USPS puts out their national volumes regularly. They claim 150,000,000 certs per year, across 300 days of delivery. 500K per day, across more than 200K routes (including POB, which get their share)

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've been doing this job long enough to know mail carriers talk about their mail volumes the same way dudes talk about their fish catches.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*Residential* routes? I doubt they *average* 5-6. And in the context of this conversation what exactly do you think is the purpose of introducing the most absolutely outrageously absurd outlier possible other than to justify the absurdity of this idea?

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Another classic suggestion that could have literally only been made by the dumbest people on earth.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

For reference, the average residential route gets somewhere between 0-3 certified letters per day. The generally estimated time added each day per cert is ~2 minutes. At 500ish registered voters per route, this would have added about 16 hours 40 mins per route, or 24 hours 40 mins per day.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Honestly just abolish the entire ivy league. Nothing of value with preserving. Institutions entirely dedicated to protecting the hold on power by all the world's worst people.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm not even sure this newfound manufacturer "freedom" is going to change much? The industry is clearly going to continue to be more interested in chasing consumer demand for EVs, hybrids, and fuel efficient standard cars.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Imagine looking at the current political climate and saying "now more than ever, the people demand gas guzzlers"

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The median Fox News host is among the dumbest and least curious human beings alive, so I'll give this woman the benefit of the doubt that she doesn't even understand how Obamacare subsidies are paid (directly to the insurer!), but her editors absolutely do. Flat out lying to invent a story.

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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.

Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don't know if I ever touched mine between the time I got it and the time I got insurance through USPS. Maybe once?

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

All the national media going in hard on more culture war bullshit stories recently. There must be a national election coming up or something

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There are not 100 shows in the 21st century, and especially not some of the turds on this list, better than Fargo. Utter nonsense.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Is this an upcoming preview of your dad's town hall debates?

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Are they at least the sex crazed ones Tucker Carlson warned us about

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Breaking: Turning Point USA upset Charlie Kirk wasn't given a safe space on college campus

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was always weary of him because I grew up a cynical little brat, but man I wanted to have hope and give him a chance. When he made his first order of business to open the revolving door between him and Goldman Sachs, I knew we were cooked for 4yrs minimum.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Can't draw a line to where we are today as a country politically without going through Obama

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oh they brought a coffee to their job interview? And then what happened? Did they drink it? Did they savor the contents from within? Did they partake in the human function of liquid consumption? ¡Qué horrible!

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Any prospective employer who talks like this is simply saying that you will have dodged a bullet by not getting hired.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"People don't want their material needs met, they want ~~vibes~~." Man, go to hell you worthless old bitch.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If we fail to collect customs on a package from a customer, CBP would come shake down the post office directly because they had logs for it.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If they're not ready, we'd just cut them the same slip we miss for when we leave notice on a package. Notice the spot for it in the bottom left corner.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's been years since I've personally had a COD item, but they still exist. It's slightly more common, but still rare, for us to collect money for customs. If it's COD, the customer is usually aware and ready. Not always the case for customs. We don't carry cash, so it's either check or exact change

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Definitely not, but the saga was even funnier because prior to that he was some sorta new age crystal-ish dipshit who ran a radio segment where he offered people fantasy baseball advice based on player horoscopes lol

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Probably low on the scale, but there was that guy who used to operate the Sports Blog Nation page for the Angels (Halos Haven? Halos Heaven?) who was fired after writing a diatribe about how he hoped Josh Hamilton relapsed and died of an overdose when he left the Angels

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I actually have a picture on my phone of it, too, but can't post it because you can see me in the reflection of the scanner lol. We got it on 9/11 and I had to send it to my coworker who was in Vegas on vacation at the time.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Man the whiplash I just experienced, going from the excitement of seeing Nicolas Cage, to the disappointment I felt in seeing David O Russell is somehow still allowed within 500 yards of a Hollywood actor.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Imagine just deciding that your house's address is now an entirely different number now, not telling anyone at the city or in the post office, and then getting indignant that the mail with your new address was just returned to sender.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Every time I hear about him I just marvel at the fact that we allowed one of our racist right wing southern politicians be named by Hideo Kojima.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I mean, what else do you think it was? You think USPS is issuing secretive directives to us to throw away ballots? Read the story. The dude dumped most of his entire day's mail, he didn't single out ballots for destruction. These stories happen sometimes. They suck, but theres no grand conspiracy.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fuck these worthless rat cunts. Every democrat on the planet should be dragging his ass through the mud from now to the grave.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The jokes will be immediately insufferable if this hurricane season is allowed to reach the letter Y

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I know the NY post wants to do racial outrage bait about a black person "replacing" someone in the photo, but this is a university practice so old and widely mocked The Onion literally did this 26 years ago

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Plot twist he couldn't hold it in because he ate recalled food

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Question: was this man kidnapped in 1982 with the explicit intent of making him wait out the possibility of there one day being a Francis Ford Coppola Gothic horror film for which he'd have no cultural frame of reference, or was that just an opportunity that arose post-kidnapping?

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I just want a feature length adaptation of the stage production of Romeo + Juliet we got to see pieces of in Hot Fuzz.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Trump Derangement Syndrome is the most fraudulent, gaslighting bullshit in political history, but Mamdani Derangement Syndrome is extremely real and belongs in the next DSM

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