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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman

@usps.bsky.social
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Amateur Titanic Historian, Baseball Nerd, and Simpsons quoter. I make money by giving you stuff you don't want every day. The United States Postal Service does not sanction or endorse anything I have to say about anything ever.

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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not sure how I feel just yet about letting higher seed playoff teams choose their opponent, but as a lifelong Messy Bitch Who Lives For Drama, I cannot wait for the trolling that follows the first one seed who falls to their handpicked opponent.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Best wishes to Michael Shannon on his new career endeavor.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is this an upcoming preview of your dad's town hall debates?
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"People don't want their material needs met, they want ~~vibes~~." Man, go to hell you worthless old bitch.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If they're not ready, we'd just cut them the same slip we miss for when we leave notice on a package. Notice the spot for it in the bottom left corner.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know the NY post wants to do racial outrage bait about a black person "replacing" someone in the photo, but this is a university practice so old and widely mocked The Onion literally did this 26 years ago
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You claim to be Gen X but never engaged in the wonder of Duck Hunt smh.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wait, the highly mobile NFL quarterback is named Dart *and* Chase? Is his father Hideo Kojima?
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy anniversary to this all-timer Trump moment
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Never Forget 9/11 broke the brains of people in every corner of society and people actually equated rooting against the Yankees with rooting against America.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tied with this for best onion 9/11 joke
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The wild part is it was...a woman saying it...? In response to another woman dunking on Aaron Rodgers for being trash in bed???
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Imagine spending years of your life on the production of a movie about Bosnian war crimes only for it to debut after America collectively said "I don't want to play with you anymore"
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy anniversary to one of my favorite unhinged pieces of Old People Mail™ I have ever delivered.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Shout out to Mary Baldwin University's Program For The Exceptionally Gifted for not knowing how to properly address a letter.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Where's John Rockafellar buried, I wanna desecrate a corpse
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yikes! (to the conduct, but also that rebuttal)
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why does it feel like an Amazon plane crashing into a lot full of teslas is the closest we will ever get to economic justice in our time
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I love that social media AI slop gave an NBA player with alopecia totalis an afro
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You know what, I definitely could have phrased this better, but what a fascinating interpretation
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Checking in on Angels reddit
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My shifts runs 8-4, but you're still with me in spirit
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You should go back to this incoherent rambling response instead so everyone can know you're suffering from stroke symptoms.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The 50 home run plateau that he never even got close to again kinda obscures the fact that he actually remained a pretty solid hitter for a few more years. These are the 4 immediately after 1996.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The only major difference between the pre-2015 GOP and the Trump era GOP is that today Ronald Reagan would have been allowed to say this directly to the press instead of on a private call.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Orthodox Jewish man who routinely belittles other Jews for being insufficiently Jewish now belittling Christian man for not respecting our Christian Lord enough.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lmao well at least Fox News knows their audience
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Is that Ralph Wiggum's drawing of a spirochete?
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
How I'm feelin when the ladies roll up to mourn me
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Darren Baker walking up to them at camp
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Mike Trout with the new cast of Angels for the rest of the year
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Congrats on proving the point that you didn't need a gym to continue exercising during covid, dipshits
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"Questioning our institutions" is context dependent and has neutral value in a vacuum. Are you questioning a government's right to unrestrained surveillance and policing, or are you just yelling at the government doctor on the TV because he advised you not to fuck your chicken?
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm no Fauci fan, but I'll be honest that I have not for the life of me been able to figure out what exactly it is that he did to right wingers that has him hauled before congress. So am I to now understand that his apparent chief offense was "hurt a fox news personality's feelings?"
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Every single LLV still on the road is its own Ship of Theseus, several times over, Frankenstein'd from the parts of LLVs deemed inoperable. We're probably only a few years away from "You may be entitled to compensation ads" from thousand of exhaust related cancers.
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Graham is honestly pretty lucky he passed away before Trump, or else
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Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Schrodinger's Border. Not US territory for your constitutional rights, but it *is* US territory for their enforcement rights.
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