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Simon Jay

@usjay.bsky.social
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Trainee Dad (forever), sports fan, praying for someone to make things work properly.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Simply dreadful and beyond parody.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
6/ Mark Chapman, Steve Wilson, Seb Hutchison, Pat Nevin, Danny Murphy and Joe Hart are all marvellous so all is not lost, and EFL football remains wonderful.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
5/ Fix VAR and refereeing inconsistency before the game dies. I remember the nearly forgotten joy of spontaneously celebrating a goal or when offside was used to stop attacking players gain unfair advantage. Now it’s ordeal by toenail widths.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
4/ No more screaming “Can/would you believe it?” on comms (And “brilliant” gets done to death on the cricket). It’s been heard before. And stop writing pre-scripted lines and puns about players and teams. They’re as spontaneous as bloody turkey and presents at Christmas.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
3/ And find something original of your own choosing to wear instead of spray on trousers, white platform trainers, and a beige or black polo top. I’m sure other combos will work with blue screen backdrops.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
2/ This includes parroting buzzwords like “mentality”, “contact” and “100%”. Try saying “yes” or “agreed” and your paymasters at Sky can get to their wall to wall gambling ad breaks quicker.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
1/ I was pleased to see Mr Arseblog write about Tedious media narratives in typically razor sharp and entertaining style. I’m also thoroughly sick of listening to too many pundits (ex pros and hosts)recycling a lazy narrative. arseblog.com/2026/09/tedi...
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Tedious media narratives
Morning all. Arsenal will be training this morning at London Colney ahead of a trip to face Napoli in the Champions League tomorrow evening. Mikel Arteta will meet the press in Italy later on, so we’l...
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🤩❤️
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
All in the cause of (im)balance 🙄
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why does Reform get more airtime than the LibDems?
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🎂🤩
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Won’t be long before his first one at West Ham.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🤩
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Same old Arsenal, Always innovating 🤣
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Who did this? 😂
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tzolis reminds me so much of Brian Marwood.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Or when meeting the President.
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Glenn A. Bruce @glennardenbruce.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
More lying per the usual. In this case, grifting credit for things done by others.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Lynch mob mentality, it happens over and over again.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Orange nappy and romper suit with arrow pattern rather than jumpsuit
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Needed saying. Thanks for sharing.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Number crunching: Compensation Fujitsu has so far paid to victims of the Post Office scandal vs value of contract for police network software awarded to Fujitsu by the Home Office. From the latest Private Eye, out now.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m similarly sick of double dip movie or TV episode watching charges from subscription platforms. I like older shows and films that have been screened multiple times on terrestrial TV free of charge or covered by a BBC licence fee.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🤢🤮
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I presume that’s why people in powerful positions who might be doing more to make a difference are in an even bigger rush than ever to fill their coffers and insulate themselves against the unstoppable 😕
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m starting to feel pretty helpless…..is this climate breakdown already?
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Another League Cup slipped through careless hands. I’d actually like to win of these this century 😬🙄.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
UK take note please.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If NF departs, will the plug be pulled on their funding?
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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kaybell27.bsky.social @kaybell27.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Norwegian team has been a delight to watch and they represent all that is positive about football.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hope he didn’t instruct Keith and the Team to paint over any cheerful murals or posters at LBC 😏
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I wondered who was making a spectacular hash of things this morning 😂. Jess Phillips was excellent yesterday 🤩.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Establishment born, bred and buttered Farage refights his Clacton seat against the very same establishment.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If you feel 98, you should still be quick enough to blow out the candles on this late Birthday cake 🎂😀
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Good choice 😀
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I hate hearing “cohort“ (there’s good reason Romans and their cohorts disappeared) “beige food”(it’s not that way for everyone), basically” (if it was really basic, you shouldn’t be bloody explaining it) and “100%” (just say bloody “yes”). Grumpcast ends 😂
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I absolutely love what Ben Stokes brings to the cricket field, magnificent leader & player. As ever with such departures, the worry starts about finding a suitable replacement, with effectively 3 players required to replicate Ben’s role. Time also for McCullum’s laidback malaise to depart asap.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
🎂
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 27/06/2026
We are transferring trillions of dollars from young people to old people, yet wonder why young men feel anxious.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
😂
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Not exactly lifelike but then neither is he.
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Trump thought suing the BBC would intimidate them. Instead, they turned his own lawsuit into a legal headache that could force him to defend his actions surrounding January 6 under oath. That is the kind of self inflicted karma no political strategist could have scripted.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
3 for 3.
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 23/06/2026
Join us Thursday for a live conversation with my partner at Prof G Media, Katherine Dillon, on how to think about a visual vocabulary and how we apply this skill in our work.
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Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Most def.
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Samira Ahmed @samiraahmeduk.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
On BBC Front Row 715 or link: Max Brooks & Hadley Freeman on Mel Brooks at 100. Linda Perry performs live, @scottygb.bsky.social on sitcom genius James Burrows, & Glenn Tilbrook of Squeeze on Everywhere At Once @musicvenuetrust.bsky.social festival. Now is that love?🎶 www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
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Mel Brooks Surprised
ALT: Mel Brooks Surprised
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Tomorrow’s Independent front page:
The
INDEPENDENT
urop
The Way Bac
Their promises of more jobs, more trade, more power for Britain have proved a con, Michael Heseltine writes as the Brexit vote 10th anniversary approaches. Never have so few done so much damage to so many with so little ability to execute what they lied about. Their scandalously false prospectus has turned to dust and ashes. Naturally, they blame everyone but themselves.
They are the guilty men and should...
...hang their heads in shame
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