Reposted by Simon JayPrivate Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Subscribe to Private Eye magazine TODAY and get the next issue delivered direct to your door. Gift subscriptions also available. ➡️ Get 26 issues for just £52. 🔗 checkout.private-eye.co.uk/SingleItem?I... 15918
Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 09/09/20266/ Mark Chapman, Steve Wilson, Seb Hutchison, Pat Nevin, Danny Murphy and Joe Hart are all marvellous so all is not lost, and EFL football remains wonderful. 000
Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 09/09/20265/ Fix VAR and refereeing inconsistency before the game dies. I remember the nearly forgotten joy of spontaneously celebrating a goal or when offside was used to stop attacking players gain unfair advantage. Now it’s ordeal by toenail widths. 000
Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 09/09/20264/ No more screaming “Can/would you believe it?” on comms (And “brilliant” gets done to death on the cricket). It’s been heard before. And stop writing pre-scripted lines and puns about players and teams. They’re as spontaneous as bloody turkey and presents at Christmas. 000
Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 09/09/20263/ And find something original of your own choosing to wear instead of spray on trousers, white platform trainers, and a beige or black polo top. I’m sure other combos will work with blue screen backdrops. 000
Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 09/09/20262/ This includes parroting buzzwords like “mentality”, “contact” and “100%”. Try saying “yes” or “agreed” and your paymasters at Sky can get to their wall to wall gambling ad breaks quicker. 000
Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 09/09/20261/ I was pleased to see Mr Arseblog write about Tedious media narratives in typically razor sharp and entertaining style. I’m also thoroughly sick of listening to too many pundits (ex pros and hosts)recycling a lazy narrative. arseblog.com/2026/09/tedi...arseblog.comTedious media narrativesMorning all. Arsenal will be training this morning at London Colney ahead of a trip to face Napoli in the Champions League tomorrow evening. Mikel Arteta will meet the press in Italy later on, so we’l... 000
Reposted by Simon JayCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026 627113842249
Reposted by Simon JayGlenn A. Bruce @glennardenbruce.bsky.social · 15/08/2026More lying per the usual. In this case, grifting credit for things done by others. 402183957196
Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Orange nappy and romper suit with arrow pattern rather than jumpsuit 000
Reposted by Simon JayPrivate Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Number crunching: Compensation Fujitsu has so far paid to victims of the Post Office scandal vs value of contract for police network software awarded to Fujitsu by the Home Office. From the latest Private Eye, out now. 7430246
Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I’m similarly sick of double dip movie or TV episode watching charges from subscription platforms. I like older shows and films that have been screened multiple times on terrestrial TV free of charge or covered by a BBC licence fee. 020
Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I presume that’s why people in powerful positions who might be doing more to make a difference are in an even bigger rush than ever to fill their coffers and insulate themselves against the unstoppable 😕 020
Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I’m starting to feel pretty helpless…..is this climate breakdown already? 240
Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Another League Cup slipped through careless hands. I’d actually like to win of these this century 😬🙄. 000
Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 31/07/2026If NF departs, will the plug be pulled on their funding? 000
Reposted by Simon Jaykaybell27.bsky.social @kaybell27.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The Norwegian team has been a delight to watch and they represent all that is positive about football. 213112841697
Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Hope he didn’t instruct Keith and the Team to paint over any cheerful murals or posters at LBC 😏 010
Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I wondered who was making a spectacular hash of things this morning 😂. Jess Phillips was excellent yesterday 🤩. 3461
Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Establishment born, bred and buttered Farage refights his Clacton seat against the very same establishment. 010
Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 01/07/2026If you feel 98, you should still be quick enough to blow out the candles on this late Birthday cake 🎂😀 000
Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I hate hearing “cohort“ (there’s good reason Romans and their cohorts disappeared) “beige food”(it’s not that way for everyone), basically” (if it was really basic, you shouldn’t be bloody explaining it) and “100%” (just say bloody “yes”). Grumpcast ends 😂 000
Simon Jay @usjay.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I absolutely love what Ben Stokes brings to the cricket field, magnificent leader & player. As ever with such departures, the worry starts about finding a suitable replacement, with effectively 3 players required to replicate Ben’s role. Time also for McCullum’s laidback malaise to depart asap. 010
Reposted by Simon JayScott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 27/06/2026We are transferring trillions of dollars from young people to old people, yet wonder why young men feel anxious. 2618443
Reposted by Simon JayPat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Trump thought suing the BBC would intimidate them. Instead, they turned his own lawsuit into a legal headache that could force him to defend his actions surrounding January 6 under oath. That is the kind of self inflicted karma no political strategist could have scripted. 28665481860
Reposted by Simon JayScott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 23/06/2026Join us Thursday for a live conversation with my partner at Prof G Media, Katherine Dillon, on how to think about a visual vocabulary and how we apply this skill in our work. 1272
Reposted by Simon JaySamira Ahmed @samiraahmeduk.bsky.social · 22/06/2026On BBC Front Row 715 or link: Max Brooks & Hadley Freeman on Mel Brooks at 100. Linda Perry performs live, @scottygb.bsky.social on sitcom genius James Burrows, & Glenn Tilbrook of Squeeze on Everywhere At Once @musicvenuetrust.bsky.social festival. Now is that love?🎶 www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...static.klipy.comMel Brooks SurprisedALT: Mel Brooks Surprised 2174
Reposted by Simon JayMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Tomorrow’s Independent front page: 16429561208