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@usfs.bsky.social
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Keeping trees large and game down since 1876. National FORESTS 🌳 not parks Mainly a parody account to make rangers laugh, but you see the state of the world

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ALT Fish and Wildlife Service @altfws.altgov.info · 20/03/2025
Good news.. they are coming back to work, not admin leave. They are getting backpay for the time off. Efficiency check: how many GS-fantastics does it take to bring back 400 employees? We could probably pay all of them a whole year with all this “coordination.”
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Laurie Loves Data @laurelann.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I am not a government efficiency expert, but firing thousands of forestry workers and withholding funds for equipment used to prevent forest fires seems like a bad idea Wildfire season is coming, and training firefighters takes time I'm not sure Canada and Mexico will help us this time around
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Forest Service Layoffs and Frozen Funds Increase the Risk From Wildfires
The Trump administration’s decision to fire 3,400 workers and pause funds used for wildfire prevention comes as wildfires are growing more dangerous and frequent.
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U.S. Forest Service @usfs.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
You don’t hate us when we call an ambulance to save your life, put out wildfires before they reach your home, rescue your lost kid, keep your water clean, or build the trails you love. But now they want to defund us? No rangers, no rescue, no wildfire response. Think about that.
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Jonathan @cielobajo.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
My first job out of grad school was with @usfs.bsky.social. The people I worked for were extraordinary. Smart, hard working and dedicated to protecting our coastal environments. Places that happen to generate 100s of billions dollars and millions of jobs, amongst much more. #defendusfs
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U.S. Forest Service @usfs.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The guardians of the forest, its wildlife, and our planet’s future don’t back down easily. I do this for the children, the next wilderness explorers 🦌, while others fight for something even greater. Stay strong Rangers. Nature stands as one — it doesn’t see different trees, only a thriving forest 🌳⛰️
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U.S. Forest Service @usfs.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Please don’t be startled if you approach a gatehouse and a deer is working 🦌. We’ve had some budget cuts recently & they’ve agreed to 9am-5pm (with grazing time) in exchange for us leaving the space heaters on. Yes it may be far fetched and take longer, but they hoof-printed the employee agreement 🤷🏼‍♂️
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U.S. Forest Service @usfs.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
We’ve been told to “deal with the woke bears.” Our Rangers kindly asked the bears to stop being bisexual, but one unfortunate event led to multiple lovers showing up and mauling Sr. Ranger Richard Girthbrooks, known by his code name “Hardwood”. Prayers for Hardwood’s speedy recovery 💚🌳
Dick Girthbrooks (Hardwood): Forest Ranger
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daily-ish bears @bearposting.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
WAIT! they don't love you like i love you
A young brown bear sitting in a meadow with green grass. It is holding up all four of its paws and showing its black paw pads.
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Fox Daily @foxdailys.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
#FoxOfTheDay 🦊 Red fox 🦊 says Do you really love me? Credit: brianvenghousphotography #Wildlife #Nature #Fox
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
“What are we doing again?” “Birdwatching.” “How does this work?” “First, we look for a bird.” “And we eat it.” “No, we take a picture of it.” “Then we eat it?” “No, we write down the name of it.” “And then can we finally eat it?” “We don’t eat the bird, Gerald.” “This is stupid.”
A bear looks through the viewfinder of a camera on a tripod.
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Bear Poster @bearposter.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
dab me up
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Laurel Gale @laurelgale.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
"Okay, beautiful. Now make a funny face!" #mammals #nature #wildlife 📷 laurel-gale.pixels.com/featured/fun...
A photograph of a mule deer standing in tall wild grasses. The doe has big ears and her tongue is out.
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KentCrumpet @kentcrumpet.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This 🦉 has perfect Resting B*tch Face #Owl #Nature #Animal #Photography #Kent #Birds #Funny #UK #Photo #Pics #Me
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Taking photos of orcas wearing salmon hats? Call that shooting fish in apparel.
Orca wearing a salmon as a hat
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U.S. Forest Service @usfs.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃🍂 This year, we’re thankful for: Hikers who don’t leave mystery leftovers on the trails. Campers who actually put out their fires and not just their vibes. That one guy who didn’t try to wrestle a moose this year. #Grateful #ForestFriends #LeaveNoCranberrySauceBehind
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James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Orcas have started wearing dead salmon as hats again, just fyi www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...
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Wearing A Salmon On Your Head Is Back In Fashion For Orcas, After A 37-Year Break
In 1987, there was a strange trend amongst killer whales. Recent sightings show it's back in fashion.
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John E Marriott Photography @johnemarriott.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Gettin jiggy with it this morning, anyone with me? [Yes, I have had coffee...maybe quite a bit of coffee]
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SiviSpacemanPablum @sivispaceman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Nature has funny ways of saying “not edible “
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Donna Feledichuk Photographer 🇨🇦 @dfphotography.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Nothing better than a wet #bear #wildlife #wildlifephotography #grizzlybear #brownbear
A grizzly bear standing in a stream dripping water
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U.S. Forest Service @usfs.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
The pitch to CBS didn’t work out, but we will continue to prep the bears just in case 🐻 #SurvivorPicnicEdition
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Dan Baldassarre @evornithology.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Me when Netflix asks “Are you still watching?” (Northern Saw-whet Owl)
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keb mode: engaged mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
smoking in the broken household appliance national forest
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U.S. Forest Service @usfs.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
No weather related refunds 💕 but so glad you enjoyed it 😌
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Steven's📷 Nature Photography & More! 🌻 🐦🌿 🏔 🌄🦊🌙🏙️ @stevenspage.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Devil's Bridge in Sedona, Arizona, USA. The very popular natural bridge resides in the Coconino National Forest. #nature #photography #devilsbridge #Arizona #CoconinoNationalForest #Nationalparks #travel #naturephotography #adventure
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Patrick Vallely @pjvphotography.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
A misty mountainside in Mt. Baker-Snoqualmie National Forest 🌫️🏔️🌫️
Clouds and mist swirl around a snow-covered mountain peak. The sun is beginning to peak through the clouds, illuminating the top of the mountain, but most of the scene is still draped in shadow.
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U.S. Forest Service @usfs.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Alexa, play “big and chunky” by will.i.am on repeat **Photo credit from 🤢 Park Service 🤮 Fat Bear Weekend Submissions
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