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U.S. Forest Service

@usfs.bsky.social
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Keeping trees large and game down since 1876. National FORESTS 🌳 not parks Mainly a parody account to make rangers laugh, but you see the state of the world

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U.S. Forest Service @usfs.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
You don’t hate us when we call an ambulance to save your life, put out wildfires before they reach your home, rescue your lost kid, keep your water clean, or build the trails you love. But now they want to defund us? No rangers, no rescue, no wildfire response. Think about that.
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U.S. Forest Service @usfs.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The guardians of the forest, its wildlife, and our planet’s future don’t back down easily. I do this for the children, the next wilderness explorers 🦌, while others fight for something even greater. Stay strong Rangers. Nature stands as one — it doesn’t see different trees, only a thriving forest 🌳⛰️
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U.S. Forest Service @usfs.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
We’ve been told to “deal with the woke bears.” Our Rangers kindly asked the bears to stop being bisexual, but one unfortunate event led to multiple lovers showing up and mauling Sr. Ranger Richard Girthbrooks, known by his code name “Hardwood”. Prayers for Hardwood’s speedy recovery 💚🌳
Dick Girthbrooks (Hardwood): Forest Ranger
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U.S. Forest Service @usfs.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
The pitch to CBS didn’t work out, but we will continue to prep the bears just in case 🐻 #SurvivorPicnicEdition
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U.S. Forest Service @usfs.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Alexa, play “big and chunky” by will.i.am on repeat **Photo credit from 🤢 Park Service 🤮 Fat Bear Weekend Submissions
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