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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
1 more hour and 1 unpleasant conversation until i can nap
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My Correction Tape Problem
8 different types of correction tape that i need for very good reasons
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thank you i agree
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i had a dream that greg asked me to take a picture of him “for okcupid” and i was like wtf! no!! 👿 then when i woke up greg asked me to take a picture of him “for his passport” and i got unfairly irritated about it
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my manager tells me that the instagram dog she relies on to predict how the week will go indicates that it’s gonna be a bad one
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i’m researching which to get atm 🕊️
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i was deeply troubled by evil krusty doll
static.klipy.com
Someone Set This Thing For Evil
Alt: Someone Set This Thing For Evil
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
of course said neighbor moved out shortly after i posted this and the new resident doesn’t fill the bird feeder. thinking about leaving an anonymous note or using a slingshot to fill it myself
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
all day while i work there is this tiny face sticking out of a nest of blankets on the couch behind me occasionally whining sadly at me because i am not snuggling with her. the siren’s call…
a small dog sticking her head out of a pile of blankets on a couch with even more blanketsa small dog sticking her head out of a pile of blankets
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ok but at 12am they better be up or istg
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s time to wake green day up
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok i have been debating trying this and now i am very sold
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sorry it’s grown a little but i’m sure i will fuck up again soon and will let u know first
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i….what
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i had a dream that we had to take ponyo to the vet bc she drank a liter of some cocktail mixer and when i looked at the label i saw it had xylitol. in my head this scenario was basically fine?? except for the xylitol (v toxic for dogs btw)
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i’ve cut my own bangs for oVeR 20 years now and i still managed to completely fuck them up 🤡✨✂️ u are never too old to fail miserably
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the disturbing # times i’ve listened to Wake Me Up When September Ends already this month is nobody’s business
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
obsessed w these sticker sheets which appear to mainly be like..weird tumblr dreamcore edits
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i will be spending the day organizing stickers by color partly to make them easier to find for use in but also because. it’s fun. and relaxing.
ring binder with sticker release paper full of green stickers of misc designs next to a stack of sticker sheets and sticker tweezers
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
rochester :) v v happy here
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
we watched the witches (1990) and jesus christ it was genuinely more terrifying than 99% of horror movies for adults
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i lived in oklahoma for a few years, but i moved back to nyc in 2019 and then later to western ny which is where i am now :0)
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the best part about living in new york is apples in autumn from the apple farm. i dream about them all year 🍎
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
relatable af
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
everything is so scary
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
he’s my fave to and..yeah i think he would
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
she swatted it with her tail and it stung her ear 🐕 ponyo innocent (for once)
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
she says wooof
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
she got stung by a bee :( cruel earth we live on
world’s saddest dog bundled up in blankets
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i love ponyo so much sometimes it makes me psycho
a tiny dog under some blankets on a coucha tiny dog under some blankets
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
imagine: being the messenger being shot
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
project management is such soul sucking work bro. be nice to your PM chances are they hate what they are doing also
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a baby 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
ecco the dolphin: defender of the future, advert, printed on the back of space channel 5 manual for the dreamcast (2000) www.mobygames.com/game/5764/sp...
text:
our fine-finned hero is back!
title font
(close-up of ecco the dolphin, splashing through water. various bubble, showing in game graphics of ecco swimming are shown around them).
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
my neighbor has a bird feeder thats visible from our kitchen window and it’s the best part of my day
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
nobody understands me
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
faves this month~ synecdoche, new york (2008) stand by me (1986) running on empty (1988) carnival of souls (1962) burnt offerings (1976) the neverending story (1984) the dark crystal (1982) signs (2002) the falling (2014) arrival (2016) portrait of a lady on fire (2019) cracks (2009)
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i’ve watched 39 movies this month which is more than i watched in 2025 total lol haha
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i was very seriously considering it!! i want to make keychains i think
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i have no rhythm…sad
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
my vibes are upsetting the dog
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this week is already so bad i need to acquire like 3 new escapist hobbies asap to deal with it
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
goals
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
horribly sad about dolly. few people have inspired me the way she did, both as a human and a musician. she was a true genius as well as an angel. RIP 💖 i will always love you
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
definitely healthier than mine!
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
he’s a hero i think for letting u be
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jessica @usako.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
a piece of notebook paper with some random meeting notes and then in large cursive “kill me” is written next to a heart
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