ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Where did you find a keeper shaped like a coffin omg 000
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I found a sock that's been missing since 2022 i hear the nobel committee will be awarding me any day now 040
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I need the director's cut of Us because I'm sick of reading reddit theories about Jason and Pluto. I know there's untold story there Jordan I'm begging u 010
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Doing a tarot spread for my coworker who's quitting to travel the world and I'm gonna let her keep the cards because I pulled them from my ex's deck lmfao 020
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i couldnt find this image anywhere but i had it saved. bnever forget 011
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026it was a headcrab. it was coming for my fucking face holes you all saw it 110
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026this happened two weeks ago i still just hope someone stomps his guts out too 110
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026my coworkers will ask me to please take a big spider outside and while i am getting a cup a grown man no one knows or asked to get involved comes behind the counter and stomps it dead and leaves spider guts all over our office carpet and says 'it was a wolf spider. you're welcome!' 110
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026(gnome fisherman) jolly!! this minnow's twice longer than my hat!! 030
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i love my captain i would die for my captain what captain?? 𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑶𝑵 . . . 020
Reposted by ариел 🐛🫀ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 07/05/2026why did young nudy fuckin do that to little foot big foot thō :( 022
Reposted by ариел 🐛🫀Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 19/02/2026I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan 12556191115
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You don't have to believe in facts, that's the nice thing about factual information. No faith required. 000
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026literally shrieking Fuck You from across the 7 eleven parking lot @ me and then screaming HEY. HEY to get my attention while I stare at my car door like it's actively hypnotizing me 020
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026genuinely there are fewer things more thrilling than antagonizing teenage boys 120
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 20/09/2026is it hard?? to be sexy and also amazing?? yes. do i take these challenges in stride?? no. but is it worth it?? to be sexy and also amazing?? yes. 011
Reposted by ариел 🐛🫀Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 17/09/2026I am very proud to announce I've finally hit the big leagues. I was recently approached by Lockheed-Martin and they are prepared to offer me $10 & a turkey sandwich to fart in a jar for a experiment they called "the Manhattan project 2" 012
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i think im having a really hard time this year grappling with how long it's been. Six years is so long. Six years turns a baby into a first grader, sees a new presidential term, heals broken arms 60 times over so why does it still feel like yesterday yk?? & why does it still feel so fucking unfair!! 040
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026all i ever want to do is make fun of the time matt mullenweg incorrectly said inshallah on reddit and it's fucking gone now. get back here we all saw that shit 140
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 09/09/2026my cat covered his water dish with a towel to save for later. and now his water dish is empty and there's a sopping wet towel on the floor 030
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026my product has one billion uses i will be the first self made willionaire (wet millionaire) 010
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026im gonna start a business selling paper towels i folded in half and ran under the sink really fast on one side 110
Reposted by ариел 🐛🫀Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 05/09/2026…Right, where were we? Quirky images stored ini the iPad. Doubtless a longish thread… A fabulous spacegoing dolphin by old friend Rick Sternbach. 1439160
Reposted by ариел 🐛🫀David Katze (vtuber) @davidkatzevt.bsky.social · 10/12/2025shout out to my boy kiryu 0236
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026so many ppl just disagree w what i am on about but listen . i have done my homework i read the twits as a kid and i promise you ugly people are real and they're evil 010
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026i can't make a thread abt it because frankly i could talk abt it for hours. dumbldor only swor bcz he had a headache 010
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026i am having my annual reflection on how much i sincerely love and adore my immortal and the incredible mystery of tara gilesbie 💀 120
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Google search open to can you give a dog childrens mouthwash 031
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Do you think anyone's ever tried to suck their own dick and accidentally rolled downhill really fast like a hoopsnake 340
Reposted by ариел 🐛🫀revolver ocelthot @rnaboursiii.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This is what datacenters are taking from you 1556782071
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 16/08/2026constantly lookin at characters i don't know from franchises i don't care abt. your blorbo is my next target. after i assassinate the word blorbo 120
Reposted by ариел 🐛🫀TheFrenchPhenom @thefrenchphenom.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Homer Simpson RPG 3725236
ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 13/08/2026When I was a little kid and I got tall enough to use the stove i would at least once a week make myself what i called Orange Dinner and it was a bowl of kraft macaroni and cheese, a glass of orange juice and a reeses 030
