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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 2h
Doing a tarot spread for my coworker who's quitting to travel the world and I'm gonna let her keep the cards because I pulled them from my ex's deck lmfao
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
get pumpkined
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We have sooooo much fun together
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i couldnt find this image anywhere but i had it saved. bnever forget
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my coworkers will ask me to please take a big spider outside and while i am getting a cup a grown man no one knows or asked to get involved comes behind the counter and stomps it dead and leaves spider guts all over our office carpet and says 'it was a wolf spider. you're welcome!'
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(gnome fisherman) jolly!! this minnow's twice longer than my hat!!
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T4rst @t0r4sts.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Trip
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love my captain i would die for my captain what captain?? 𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑶𝑵 . . .
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
why did young nudy fuckin do that to little foot big foot thō :(
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 19/02/2026
I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
genuinely there are fewer things more thrilling than antagonizing teenage boys
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 21/09/2026
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
is it hard?? to be sexy and also amazing?? yes. do i take these challenges in stride?? no. but is it worth it?? to be sexy and also amazing?? yes.
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Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 17/09/2026
I am very proud to announce I've finally hit the big leagues. I was recently approached by Lockheed-Martin and they are prepared to offer me $10 & a turkey sandwich to fart in a jar for a experiment they called "the Manhattan project 2"
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i think im having a really hard time this year grappling with how long it's been. Six years is so long. Six years turns a baby into a first grader, sees a new presidential term, heals broken arms 60 times over so why does it still feel like yesterday yk?? & why does it still feel so fucking unfair!!
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
all i ever want to do is make fun of the time matt mullenweg incorrectly said inshallah on reddit and it's fucking gone now. get back here we all saw that shit
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my cat covered his water dish with a towel to save for later. and now his water dish is empty and there's a sopping wet towel on the floor
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i dont care...
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 07/09/2026
Balance training! バランスの特訓ですっ☆
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
im gonna start a business selling paper towels i folded in half and ran under the sink really fast on one side
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 05/09/2026
…Right, where were we? Quirky images stored ini the iPad. Doubtless a longish thread… A fabulous spacegoing dolphin by old friend Rick Sternbach.
One of Rick Sternbach’s many space-going cetaceans
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David Katze (vtuber) @davidkatzevt.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
shout out to my boy kiryu
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
so many ppl just disagree w what i am on about but listen . i have done my homework i read the twits as a kid and i promise you ugly people are real and they're evil
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i am having my annual reflection on how much i sincerely love and adore my immortal and the incredible mystery of tara gilesbie 💀
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Google search open to can you give a dog childrens mouthwash
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Do you think anyone's ever tried to suck their own dick and accidentally rolled downhill really fast like a hoopsnake
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revolver ocelthot @rnaboursiii.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is what datacenters are taking from you
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
she did it again
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
constantly lookin at characters i don't know from franchises i don't care abt. your blorbo is my next target. after i assassinate the word blorbo
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Nancy 7/31/26
Nancy and her fish doing everything together
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TheFrenchPhenom @thefrenchphenom.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Homer Simpson RPG
Dessin représentant une capture d'écran d'un jeu dans lequel un homme (Homer Simpson) est face à une tête volante (Mr. Sparkle/Monsieur Scintillant) dans un paysage rempli de végétation.
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When I was a little kid and I got tall enough to use the stove i would at least once a week make myself what i called Orange Dinner and it was a bowl of kraft macaroni and cheese, a glass of orange juice and a reeses
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Nancy 3/7/26
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
it is sooo much fun having a gunslinger class again in infinite wealth bcs it leads to my favorite follow up finisher , adachi fucking blowing some guys brains out when he's lying on the ground with one hp. psycho behavior
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i went to th doctor the other day and found out i had lost abt 7 lbs since my last weigh so today i ate 7 lbs of blueberry bagels and strawberry cream cheese
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
unh... we got yanked gromit...!
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i had a dream that i woke up and this post had 460 heinous insulting replies and there was a trending radar article about my impending murder
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Richard Perez @skinnyships.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Spore Corp
Illustration of Oddish, Gloom and Vileplume surrounded by circles
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i really do hate ajr especially whichever limp-wristed, limp-brained one of em wrote 3 oclock things but ok orchestra is soooo always on lately
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
SUNDAY WITH NANCY AND SLUGGO
Nancy and Sluggo have found a pair of sunglasses and they are walking side by side with their heads together so they  both can wear the sunglass
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Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 02/08/2026
Just get the cheap cuts. I'm telling you all you need is to eat liver. I like to get my liver from 44th and Corner St, lots of roadkill there. Got myself a penis bone once. Narcan is for pussy's, I got myself clean by eating road kill. Theres worms in my brains
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
rfk gonna be out here w his fruity little cooking show where he's gonna make sugar crusted bacon wrapped chilean sea bass seared in a platinum pan just like the average american! meanwhile im wondering if boot leather really could sustain a life
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i love my country where I pay 112 US dollars for the cheaper half of our grocery list on two different cards lmfao. not even our "real food" run. no eggs or meat or dairy. no piles of cookies. just toilet paper and instant rice and shit
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 01,1945
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO GO INSIDE THE MUSEUM, THERE IS A QUIET SIGN ON THE WALL, AND THEY MEET THE MUSEUM SECURITY GUARD 
SECURITY GUARD: I WANT YOU KIDS TO OBEY EVERY SIGN YOU SEE IN THE MUSEUM 
P2- NANCY AND SLUGGO SEE A SIGN THAT READS… LOUNGE 
P3- THE SECURITY GUARD IS SURPRISED  WHEN HE RETURNS AND SEES NANCY AND SLUGGO LAYING ON THE MUSEUM FLOOR PROPPED UP ON THEIR ELBOWS
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i have a debilitating brain disease that compels me to enjoy children's toys soooo much and it's gotten so bad that when we go grocery shopping max says 'did you wanna look at the toys before we go' and invariably the answer is YESSSSS :(
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
oh no.... i just realized the emoji combo in my name looks like a worm popping out of a rotted human heart.... ...i just like hearts... and worms...
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
political correspondents in 2040: congressman you once appeared on subway takes and said, i quote, "they should make an air bud where he has to fight joe biden to the death or be buried under concrete" care to elaborate?
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ариел 🐛🫀 @urdnotwrex.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the fact that there are ppl who didn't know vic mignogna is the Devil until 2019 is so so funny and wild to me but i recently realized not everyone grew up next door to the cons he frequented and that he had a reputation among the seattle area's under-16s for Long Hugs
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