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Tim Rooney

@urbaneturtle.com
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Superheroes and Phillies. Freelance comics critic for hire. Contributor to Eisner Award winners the Comics Beat and PanelxPanel. Also seen in ComicsXF and CBR. Sometimes artist. Husband. Dad. (He/Him) urbaneturtle.com

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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 2m
Ha-Seong Kim one of the worst hitters in baseball and he absolutely kills the Phillies
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 3m
Donny is trying to lose the game.
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 7m
What is Sanchez doing back out there
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 10m
Tie game in the seventh for the bullpens to take over. Phillies won’t have their closer. and there is literally no one who can reliably hold a game on staff. Kind of a worst case scenario as the Phils face elimination!
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 12m
Of course they go down 1-2-3. Offense top to bottom guys who can’t meet the moment.
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 15m
You gotta score now. Build off that double play. Bail out your pitcher who worked his tushy off.
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 16m
Truly unbelievable
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 17m
Phillies have never successfully done that in history
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 17m
Wow
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 19m
Aaaaand it’s over
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 26m
They’re going to lose 2-1 or 10-1
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 34m
Huge huge huge huge inning from Sanchez but who cares nothing matters because the hitters can't hit
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 41m
Unacceptable for that to be a 1 2 3 inning with the top of the order up there. What do they pay you more than a small country for?
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 43m
Offense completely disappeared in a must win playoff game to let down a solid starting pitching performance? Never seen this before.
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 1h
50+ pitches in 3 innings is basically giving up 4 runs on credit with this bullpen.
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 1h
They’re afraid of the truly terrible hitter, Ha-Seong Kim because he beats all the Phillies pitchers.
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 1h
To me, that’s preposterous. Metallo, Toyman, things of that nature
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 1h
Don’t understand a guy who stinks coming to a new team at the trade deadline and turning into an ace. That doesn’t happen to the Phillies. When they trade for a guy they turn into a pumpkin immediately.
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 1h
Need 18 minimum to win
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 1h
Every inning they don’t score two is just digging their grave deeper
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 1h
Acuña is such a twerp. Just touch home plate you don’t need to do a little dance
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 1h
Needed to capitalize there and they couldn’t. That’ll define the game probably.
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 1h
Why can’t they run the bases. Why.
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 1h
Nothing good can happen. Only bad can happen
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 2h
Go Phils
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 3h
This sentence might stick in my head forever
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The Chair Company Tim Robinson
ALT: The Chair Company Tim Robinson
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 3h
These figures are definitely not worth the $50 and up that Super7 tries to sell. Outrageous pricing. For 25-30? Pretty good.
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 4h
Didn’t pull the trigger on Splinter or Casey yesterday when they were discounted but finally got Donny and it is so nice to have my favorite version of the boys all together
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 4h
Hope it is "gave Ashley Allen big raise"
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 5h
No question from me, Steve. Just want to thank you for your great work on this character across the various relaunches. Scarlet Witch was always one of my least favorite characters but you really made me care about and root for Wanda! I'm glad I gave it a chance.
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 5h
Do it. You’re in such good health. You’re so virile and persuasive.
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 5h
Except for the thrilling part
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 5h
In that way it is very much like Sony’s entire Spider-Man output since the Raimi films.
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 12h
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Phillie Phanatic Dancing for Philadelphia Phillies
Alt: Phillie Phanatic Dancing for Philadelphia Phillies
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 5h
Must be nice
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 5h
This is the big thing I keep talking about. Most of these guys all have the same bad memories together that keep popping up anytime there’s a setback, and it puts them all on edge at once. They need more fresh voices and perspectives that aren’t bogged down by the same stuff.
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 5h
Sebulba stuns in new trailer
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 6h
Snubbed again
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 7h
The Phillies were 18–7 in the postseason before they got on the plane to Arizona and 3–11 since I need Pablo Torre to find out what the hell happened on that flight
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 7h
Nancy 9/30/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 3
Nancy is in shock at the sight of Sluggo’s new hat.
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Comic Book Couples Counseling @cbccpodcast.bsky.social · 7h
Happy New Comic Book Day, Friends! Make sure you flip through IS TED OK? by @davechisholmcomics.com while you're at the shop. We doubt you'll be able to put it back on the shelf. Take it home with you. Read it. Listen to our episode with Chisholm: www.comicbookcouplescounseling.com/post/dave-ch...
A man in flames, eyes rolling back in head.
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Simmy! @simmywuff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love video games
My 9 Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing games
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Saly "and more" @salylockheart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cyborg
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 8h
Love when I come home and find Peanut decided to lay under the table next to Gamora’s crate. They hate each other but they love each other
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 8h
Life is pain
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 8h
Good morning. I wish every Phillie except three a very “get lost.” You know who you are.
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 17h
Dukeshire is one of my favorite letterers! His SFX are always so fun and expressive
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 17h
Gotta be small but they’re also the kids of the richest freaks with the nastiest lawyers so
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 29/09/2026
I hate putting stuff I wrote behind a paywall, my Civil War series is a ton of work, the posts are really in depth, and I want as many people as possible to read it. But I think it is also really well done and worth asking a little bit of an entry fee. Maybe if you subscribe and try, you'll agree
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